I can’t even get to a fucking date

delonisliterallyme

delonisliterallyme

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I would really like to set up a dinner, go over to her house and pick her up with my car, nicely dressed, freshly shaven, fresh haircut, let her order whatever she wants, pay for everything at the end and hopefully have a great time.
But I can’t even get to this part without her ghosting me first, bro…. :feelswah::feelswah:

@Mess @Carbine
 
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I’m 6’1 btw :feelswhy::feelswhy:
 
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I want to bury myself in my yard for an entire month after every date because socializing is so exhausting.
 
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I want to bury myself in my yard for an entire month after every date because socializing is so exhausting.
How do you even get to the point where you can ask them out and they’ll say yes?
 
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Does that mean they see you in a tree and cat call you
I only trim trees in the winter, if you cut into trees during the growing season they can bleed to death.

but they just start asking me shit while I'm trying to rake flower-patches.
 
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I would really like to set up a dinner, go over to her house and pick her up with my car, nicely dressed, freshly shaven, fresh haircut, let her order whatever she wants, pay for everything at the end and hopefully have a great time.
But I can’t even get to this part without her ghosting me first, bro…. :feelswah::feelswah:

@Mess @Carbine
Same I am dateless touchless virgin because women don't even wanna hang around with me
 
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I only trim trees in the winter, if you cut into trees during the growing season they can bleed to death.

but they just start asking me shit while I'm trying to rake flower-patches.
what is your job?
 
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after a while of not socializing i feel like you completely forget to act you don't know what to say or how to act when a stranger talks to you or gives you eyecontact
 
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over for truecel
 
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what is your job?
gardener/arborist.

I've gotten so many dates from pruning hydrangeas.

but the women that will approach you are all above age 25 (I'm almost 32 so this doesn't make a difference to me) it's never younger women, they just stare you down.
 
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gardener/arborist.

I've gotten so many dates from pruning hydrangeas.

but the women that will approach you are all above age 25 (I'm almost 32 so this doesn't make a difference to me) it's never younger women, they just stare you down.
mirin female gaze job
 
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mirin female gaze job
people often say that flowers are feminine but literally all cultivators, botanists, gardeners, landscapers are men, the only exception is garden design but they suck at their job so nobody cares (almost all designs are awful and clearly come from people who have no experience doing maintenance so we have major issues every time we need to trim trees in urban backyards, often having to drag them through living rooms)
 
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I would really like to set up a dinner, go over to her house and pick her up with my car, nicely dressed, freshly shaven, fresh haircut, let her order whatever she wants, pay for everything at the end and hopefully have a great time.
But I can’t even get to this part without her ghosting me first, bro…. :feelswah::feelswah:

@Mess @Carbine
so you want to be a cuck?
 
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how is that being a cuck, if I am the one asking her out, that would be the bare minimum
imagine having to convince someone else to let you treat them right
you cant negotiate genuine desire buddy
stop trying so hard, just give up
the woman is supposed to chase the man, not the other way around
you like her more than she likes you, so you already lost, move on
 
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I want to bury myself in my yard for an entire month after every date because socializing is so exhausting.
After I managed to slay on the first date back in May I didn't go on any dates till now. I was like yeah that's me done for the rest of the year
 
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After I managed to slay on the first date back in May I didn't go on any dates till now. I was like yeah that's me done for the rest of the year
I don't think in language so I have huge issues expressing myself verbally need to convert everything into words.

text is way easier for me.
 
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I don't think in language so I have huge issues expressing myself verbally need to convert everything into words.

text is way easier for me.
Literally me, I made her obsessed via texting she invited me over for a 'date' at her house. Then in person she straight up told me I'm slow and I had to cope and said shit like I just got a lot of things on my mind I want to tell you lmfao, at least it worked.
 
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I would really like to set up a dinner, go over to her house and pick her up with my car, nicely dressed, freshly shaven, fresh haircut, let her order whatever she wants, pay for everything at the end and hopefully have a great time.
But I can’t even get to this part without her ghosting me first, bro…. :feelswah::feelswah:

@Mess @Carbine
Where do you meet these girls what is your rating?
 

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