I can't even go out anymore - People don't leave me alone!!

[Deleted member 16673]

Yesterday I went to the pub with my dad and his friends to watch England vs Argentina.

The pub was full of dudes, so I thought I was safe from women approaching me.​

Boy was I wrong.


Before the match started, I went to the toilet and some overweight fucker who was peaking over to look at my cock said something along the lines of "i bet the birds fight over that cock of yours mate".
I awkwardly smiled and replied "nooooo " and rushed out without washing my hands. I had sanitiser in my pocket anyway.




Then during the second half of the match, some drunk welsh dude kept showing me a picture of a rugby player on his phone and going "Yew look jast like Marcus Smith, maht."

At the end of the match, he came towards my dad and I and told my dad:
"Yewr son isa verry good lookin' chap".

He turned to me and said:
"Yew should get some mon-ey forrit mate."

I smiled and thanked him. My dad grabbed me by the shoulder and told him "Yup, that's my genes" and they both laughed. I didn't though, my dad is a balding manlet.


Then, we left the pub and went to the tram. As the tram arrived, a group three 18-20 year old latina and white girls get out. They were dressed up to go out.
They were really pretty. Two were htb, one was mtb.
As they get off, I nervously hold eye contact with the first girl (HTB). She slowly stops and looks at me as if she knows me. I internally panic.
I probably made out with her before, but I was too drunk to remember.

She immediately shouts "Oh my God! We just got off the tram and we're greeted by a superstar", while smiling holding eye contact with me as she and her friends walk off.
Not only did my dad and his friends hear, but like 10 people who were waiting for the tram behind us did also.
My dad said "what is up with you tonight, I didn't get that at my age!"
One of his friends said, "go run after her, you can take her to my place tonight if your parents don't let you home, as long as you bring back her mother for me *laughs*".

I hate life. Why can't I just be left alone? I wish I reincarnated as mtn and actually had to put in some effort.
People are so superficial. Ugh




a cry for help by pneumo

 

[kebab]

not a single word

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Post ur dad

 

[Deleted member 23819]

Move to Mumbai, you’ll be MTN there

 

[Deleted member 16673]

Post ur dad

i can't he has a corporate job and he can't afford to lose it.

I'll probably post my mum one day

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Do u think France will win world cup

 

[HarrierDuBois]

Why are these old men so gay?

 

[exo]

 

[mecha72]

Yesterday I went to the pub with my dad and his friends to watch England vs Argentina.

The pub was full of dudes, so I thought I was safe from women approaching me.​

Boy was I wrong.


Before the match started, I went to the toilet and some overweight fucker who was peaking over to look at my cock said something along the lines of "i bet the birds fight over that cock of yours mate".
I awkwardly smiled and replied "nooooo " and rushed out without washing my hands. I had sanitiser in my pocket anyway.




Then during the second half of the match, some drunk welsh dude kept showing me a picture of a rugby player on his phone and going "Yew look jast like Marcus Smith, maht."
View attachment 2425996


At the end of the match, he came towards my dad and I and told my dad:
"Yewr son isa verry good lookin' chap".

He turned to me and said:
"Yew should get some mon-ey forrit mate."

I smiled and thanked him. My dad grabbed me by the shoulder and told him "Yup, that's my genes" and they both laughed. I didn't though, my dad is a balding manlet.


Then, we left the pub and went to the tram. As the tram arrived, a group three 18-20 year old latina and white girls get out. They were dressed up to go out.
They were really pretty. Two were htb, one was mtb.
As they get off, I nervously hold eye contact with the first girl (HTB). She slowly stops and looks at me as if she knows me. I internally panic.
I probably made out with her before, but I was too drunk to remember.

View attachment 2426029

She immediately shouts "Oh my God! We just got off the tram and we're greeted by a superstar", while smiling holding eye contact with me as she and her friends walk off.
Not only did my dad and his friends hear, but like 10 people who were waiting for the tram behind us did also.
My dad said "what is up with you tonight, I didn't get that at my age!"
One of his friends said, "go run after her, you can take her to my place tonight if your parents don't let you home, as long as you bring back her mother for me *laughs*".

I hate life. Why can't I just be left alone? I wish I reincarnated as mtn and actually had to put in some effort.
People are so superficial. Ugh




a cry for help by pneumo

What’s your point about your dad being a Manlet when your one too nigga your prob gonna go bald too eventually unless you rape yourself with fin

 

[WeiWei]

dnrd

 

[mecha72]

Average narcy post from forum chads nothing new

 

[HarrierDuBois]

Insane lifefuel to ascend though @deadmanwalking @StrangerDanger.

 

[humanoidsub7]

Suffering from success

 

[Pendejo]

All that fuss over a simple htn, where do you live so I can move there?

 

[autistic_tendencies]

incel fantasies
Hahahaha

 

[Akhi]

least obvious humblebrag

OP someone on insta is LARPing as you

 

[Deleted member 14693]

dude thinks he is important with that autistic thread paragraphing

 

[Blackgymmax]

least obvious humblebrag

OP someone on insta is LARPing as you

Silence incel

 

[Deleted member 16673]

least obvious humblebrag

OP someone on insta is LARPing as you

mind telling me who???

 

[LiterallyNightwing]

Tales from the mental asylum

 

[Akhi]

Silence incel

stfu i mog your nigger ass

 

[Akhi]

mind telling me who???

ill shoot you a pm

 

[Akhi]

mind telling me who???

cant pm you sadly

 

[Deleted member 18582]

Tales from the mental asylum

Jealous

 

[LiterallyNightwing]

Jealous

Yep, brutally mogs

 

[JohnDoe]

Humble bragging cunt

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

This is just not right man. So brutal. I wish you good luck

 

[LiterallyNightwing]

This is just not right man. So brutal. I wish you good luck

Dudes suffering from success

 

[aesthetic beauty]

All that fuss over a simple htn, where do you live so I can move there?

He is way past htn.

 

[Pendejo]

He is way past htn.

How come?

 

[aesthetic beauty]

Good jaw, eye area, lips, hairline, and nose with decent ratios to the naked eye.

 

[IBlamePhaggots]

Yesterday I went to the pub with my dad and his friends to watch England vs Argentina.

The pub was full of dudes, so I thought I was safe from women approaching me.​

Boy was I wrong.


Before the match started, I went to the toilet and some overweight fucker who was peaking over to look at my cock said something along the lines of "i bet the birds fight over that cock of yours mate".
I awkwardly smiled and replied "nooooo " and rushed out without washing my hands. I had sanitiser in my pocket anyway.




Then during the second half of the match, some drunk welsh dude kept showing me a picture of a rugby player on his phone and going "Yew look jast like Marcus Smith, maht."
View attachment 2425996


At the end of the match, he came towards my dad and I and told my dad:
"Yewr son isa verry good lookin' chap".

He turned to me and said:
"Yew should get some mon-ey forrit mate."

I smiled and thanked him. My dad grabbed me by the shoulder and told him "Yup, that's my genes" and they both laughed. I didn't though, my dad is a balding manlet.


Then, we left the pub and went to the tram. As the tram arrived, a group three 18-20 year old latina and white girls get out. They were dressed up to go out.
They were really pretty. Two were htb, one was mtb.
As they get off, I nervously hold eye contact with the first girl (HTB). She slowly stops and looks at me as if she knows me. I internally panic.
I probably made out with her before, but I was too drunk to remember.

View attachment 2426029

She immediately shouts "Oh my God! We just got off the tram and we're greeted by a superstar", while smiling holding eye contact with me as she and her friends walk off.
Not only did my dad and his friends hear, but like 10 people who were waiting for the tram behind us did also.
My dad said "what is up with you tonight, I didn't get that at my age!"
One of his friends said, "go run after her, you can take her to my place tonight if your parents don't let you home, as long as you bring back her mother for me *laughs*".

I hate life. Why can't I just be left alone? I wish I reincarnated as mtn and actually had to put in some effort.
People are so superficial. Ugh




a cry for help by pneumo

If this is in england this is insanely obviously fake

 

[Pendejo]

Good jaw, eye area, lips, hairline, and nose with decent ratios to the naked eye.

His eyes look too puppy-like, he doesn’t have big captivating eyes, and his eyebrows are kinda high set with an uncanny shape, also his hair looks like one of these shits

His nose isn’t that good either.

 

[Deleted member 20399]

How come?

He just is. Pm me your face

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Yesterday I went to the pub with my dad and his friends to watch England vs Argentina.

The pub was full of dudes, so I thought I was safe from women approaching me.​

Boy was I wrong.


Before the match started, I went to the toilet and some overweight fucker who was peaking over to look at my cock said something along the lines of "i bet the birds fight over that cock of yours mate".
I awkwardly smiled and replied "nooooo " and rushed out without washing my hands. I had sanitiser in my pocket anyway.




Then during the second half of the match, some drunk welsh dude kept showing me a picture of a rugby player on his phone and going "Yew look jast like Marcus Smith, maht."
View attachment 2425996


At the end of the match, he came towards my dad and I and told my dad:
"Yewr son isa verry good lookin' chap".

He turned to me and said:
"Yew should get some mon-ey forrit mate."

I smiled and thanked him. My dad grabbed me by the shoulder and told him "Yup, that's my genes" and they both laughed. I didn't though, my dad is a balding manlet.


Then, we left the pub and went to the tram. As the tram arrived, a group three 18-20 year old latina and white girls get out. They were dressed up to go out.
They were really pretty. Two were htb, one was mtb.
As they get off, I nervously hold eye contact with the first girl (HTB). She slowly stops and looks at me as if she knows me. I internally panic.
I probably made out with her before, but I was too drunk to remember.

View attachment 2426029

She immediately shouts "Oh my God! We just got off the tram and we're greeted by a superstar", while smiling holding eye contact with me as she and her friends walk off.
Not only did my dad and his friends hear, but like 10 people who were waiting for the tram behind us did also.
My dad said "what is up with you tonight, I didn't get that at my age!"
One of his friends said, "go run after her, you can take her to my place tonight if your parents don't let you home, as long as you bring back her mother for me *laughs*".

I hate life. Why can't I just be left alone? I wish I reincarnated as mtn and actually had to put in some effort.
People are so superficial. Ugh




a cry for help by pneumo

Fuckoff bragger

 

[Deleted member 20399]

His eyes look too puppy-like, he doesn’t have big captivating eyes, and his eyebrows are kinda high set with an uncanny shape, also his hair looks like one of these shits

His nose isn’t that good either.

Bro no.. he’s chadlite/chad

 

[Pendejo]

He just is. Pm me your face

Why do you wanna see my face so badly?

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Why do you wanna see my face so badly?

Cause I’ve pretty much seen it all except eye area which is make or break

 

[Deleted member 18582]

Bro no.. he’s chadlite/chad

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Peak female gaze

 

[Pendejo]

Cause I’ve pretty much seen it all except eye area which is make or break

My eye area is good but my nose is bad.

 

[Deleted member 23558]

Move to Mumbai, you’ll be MTN there

na htn in mumbai seems fair. Hell be basically invisible in a culture that wants masculine faces. Just imagine him next to a 6'4 full bearded singh hed look like a kid

 

[Deleted member 16673]

His eyes look too puppy-like

thanks

he doesn’t have big captivating eyes

cheers

his eyebrows are kinda high set with an uncanny shape

appreciate it

also his hair looks like one of these shits

grateful brother

His nose isn’t that good either

merci

 

[Deleted member 16673]

that pic is over 2 years old

 

[Deleted member 16673]

His eyes look too puppy-like, he doesn’t have big captivating eyes, and his eyebrows are kinda high set with an uncanny shape, also his hair looks like one of these shits

His nose isn’t that good either.

 

[Deleted member 18582]

that pic is over 2 years old

wow, cool!

 

[Joe Rogancel]

how does this dude get so many replies per thread? this niggas the next coming of amnesia

 

[sigmasss]

Yesterday I went to the pub with my dad and his friends to watch England vs Argentina.

The pub was full of dudes, so I thought I was safe from women approaching me.​

Boy was I wrong.


Before the match started, I went to the toilet and some overweight fucker who was peaking over to look at my cock said something along the lines of "i bet the birds fight over that cock of yours mate".
I awkwardly smiled and replied "nooooo " and rushed out without washing my hands. I had sanitiser in my pocket anyway.




Then during the second half of the match, some drunk welsh dude kept showing me a picture of a rugby player on his phone and going "Yew look jast like Marcus Smith, maht."
View attachment 2425996


At the end of the match, he came towards my dad and I and told my dad:
"Yewr son isa verry good lookin' chap".

He turned to me and said:
"Yew should get some mon-ey forrit mate."

I smiled and thanked him. My dad grabbed me by the shoulder and told him "Yup, that's my genes" and they both laughed. I didn't though, my dad is a balding manlet.


Then, we left the pub and went to the tram. As the tram arrived, a group three 18-20 year old latina and white girls get out. They were dressed up to go out.
They were really pretty. Two were htb, one was mtb.
As they get off, I nervously hold eye contact with the first girl (HTB). She slowly stops and looks at me as if she knows me. I internally panic.
I probably made out with her before, but I was too drunk to remember.

View attachment 2426029

She immediately shouts "Oh my God! We just got off the tram and we're greeted by a superstar", while smiling holding eye contact with me as she and her friends walk off.
Not only did my dad and his friends hear, but like 10 people who were waiting for the tram behind us did also.
My dad said "what is up with you tonight, I didn't get that at my age!"
One of his friends said, "go run after her, you can take her to my place tonight if your parents don't let you home, as long as you bring back her mother for me *laughs*".

I hate life. Why can't I just be left alone? I wish I reincarnated as mtn and actually had to put in some effort.
People are so superficial. Ugh




a cry for help by pneumo

Damm bro your life is really tough , kids getting blown up in syria would be thankful they are not you.
Hope you are doing fine after that.

 

[Deleted member 18582]

@uselessmentalcel

 

[Deleted member 27746]

i have a lot of sympathy for you