I can't fucking jelq man

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Everytime I do it my arm gets sore and I get frustrated after 10 minutes, I always end up going "PATHETIC FUCKING DICK!!! GROW!! JUST FUCKING GROW ALREADY!!!" while yanking my dick increasingly harder. This manual dick pulling shit is not fucking working man I need a pump, extender, everything.
 
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whats ur size
 
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Wojak fire
 
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over, god dont want you to have girth
 
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why do you need more
To minimize the chance of me getting dickmogged by my future gf's exes

What's ur size? You made it sound like what I have is enough... is it? I wouldn't know first hand.
 
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no way people are jelqing in big 2024
 
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To minimize the chance of me getting dickmogged by my future gf's exes
tbh I don't believe in the dickpill so that's why I asked you, I can't understand how anything more than 5 inches could be viewed as a failo,
What's ur size? You made it sound like what I have is enough... is it? I wouldn't know first hand.


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tbh I don't believe in the dickpill so that's why I asked you, I can't understand how anything more than 5 inches could be viewed as a failo,
Not necessarily a failo, but some people here stress over their looks when they're already htn, it's the same thing. Fear of not measuring up. Besides, having a big ass dick that hangs low just mogs, dude. When it's hot and I'm semi hard my dick and balls would hang low and it's such a mogger feeling, got me feeling like a bull fr.

also what's ur girth and how was sex like for you?
 
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Not necessarily a failo, but some people here stress over their looks when they're already htn, it's the same thing. Fear of not measuring up. Besides, having a big ass dick that hangs low just mogs, dude. When it's hot and I'm semi hard my dick and balls would hang low and it's such a mogger feeling, got me feeling like a bull fr.

also what's ur girth and how was sex like for you?
I get it but it's probably the least important pill imo

idk about girth, around 5 inches likely, this seems pretty accurate
I'm probably around 7 inches bp
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girls complimented it but I always disregard praises during sex as larp
 
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lmao
 
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I get it but it's probably the least important pill imo

idk about girth, around 5 inches likely, this seems pretty accurate
I'm probably around 7 inches bp
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girls complimented it but I always disregard praises during sex as larp
I just saw your reply my bad

"Probably" "around" I need EXACT measurements dude and with 7x 5.3 ur pretty much perfect I think, the girls probably weren't lying with the compliments
 
Doing that stuff long-term will permanently damage the tissue of your shaft and leave you with a [more] deformed penis.
 
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The lengths white brah goes to compete with BBC
 
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