Amnesia
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Last night was hanging out with two women I just met. They were both pretty cute, asian chicks. One was married and cheating on her husband with this short ugly mystery meat subhuman. We were paired off and I was hanging out with her friend and my curiosity got the best of me to the point I had to ask why the fuck that girl was with him. Her friend tried to give me reasons about well her husband is distant and travels a lot its hard for her to maintain a relationship. Blah blah
I stopped her and was like No really tho why with THAT guy, lets be honest hes not that GL, she could do better. And again, the friend kept trying to give me BS platitudes about, well hes in a band and she likes music, hes a chill person.
At this point in a jokingly manner said, lets be real he has a huge cock right?
--PREGNANT PAUSE--
She smiles, Well, yeah he actually does, but she didn't know that beforehand when she started talking to him. I just Banderas in my head at that point.
I stopped her and was like No really tho why with THAT guy, lets be honest hes not that GL, she could do better. And again, the friend kept trying to give me BS platitudes about, well hes in a band and she likes music, hes a chill person.
At this point in a jokingly manner said, lets be real he has a huge cock right?
--PREGNANT PAUSE--
She smiles, Well, yeah he actually does, but she didn't know that beforehand when she started talking to him. I just Banderas in my head at that point.