might stick an enema in my asscheeks and let it rip
will a cup of joe let my log drop
Yeah but make sure it's pure diesel fuel (only black coffee)
And if that doesnt work...
colonoscopy
Stand up straight on the toilet and let ur asshole fall loose and open legit
bud's get first hand experience
Idk how but shit like wild blue berries and yogurt always make me shit, try it i guess lolI havent taken a dump since monday night i took probitoics miralax and fiber
2-3L of water
ive had 3 burger patties (no bread)
300 cals worth of tuna
2 protein bars
and a protein shake since then why cant i drop one..
Just use one if those pajeet squat toilets lol
No condom?
Have wild blueberries too idk no joke always make me shit, you probably got some other problem tho which caused your guts to absorb too much water from your shit, theres medicine too for this i think
Scoop it out with a spoon
im too tight rn ill stretch my booty out later
Yes that's how I shit to avoid back pain from my awful posture
save it till school starts and on the first day stand up on the chair and say "Here it comes!' and shit yourselfI havent taken a dump since monday night i took probitoics miralax and fiber
2-3L of water
ive had 3 burger patties (no bread)
300 cals worth of tuna
2 protein bars
and a protein shake since then why cant i drop one..
just mewI havent taken a dump since monday night i took probitoics miralax and fiber
2-3L of water
ive had 3 burger patties (no bread)
300 cals worth of tuna
2 protein bars
and a protein shake since then why cant i drop one..
Dont forget nofap and cold showers
i took fiber pills and yogurt and probitoic nigga
If that ensues.
ima stick in enema in my hole nd let it rip dude
