amongusimposter11
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this isn’t some cringe larp shit, i’m dead serious. it just happened over time and now i can’t turn this shit off
i’ll be outside doing normal shit, mall, street, commute and my brain just starts clocking every single motherfucker around me. not even trying. it’s like some fucked up background process running 24/7
every person that walks past me gets broken down into phenotypes instantly
bone structure
eye area
height
frame
skin
then boom fuckin sorted
sub3
low tier normie
mtn
htn
chad / stacy
it’s fast as fuck too. no hesitation. some random guy walks by and my brain goes ND “yeah nah, nt, mid skull, average as shit, invisible.” then another dude shows up and it’s like yeah… different tier entirely, no debate
it’s so fucking consistent that you start seeing the same patterns everywhere. who gets attention without doing shit. who has to try their ass off just to be noticed. who’s just… there
and yeah i know how it sounds. like some terminally online blackpill larp from a deranged motherfucker. but i’m not even trying to push anything, this is just how my brain processes people now
and yeah, i do it to myself too
every reflection, every mirror, every random angle—i’m reassessing constantly. one day i’m like “alright not bad,” next day some garbage lighting hits and it’s like damn, humbling as fuck. this shit is ruthless
the brutal part isn’t even the ratings
it’s what it does to your head
you can’t just exist anymore. you’re not just around people—you’re analyzing every little thing without even wanting to. conversations, attention, body language… it all lines up with the categories in your head and it’s hard to ignore
feels like i’m watching everything from the outside instead of just living in it
and the craziest part?
nobody knows
on the outside i’m just another guy chilling. but internally it’s just nonstop scanning, ranking, comparing every single person like some fucked up system i didn’t ask for
honestly don’t even know if i’d turn it off at t his point
or if i’m just stuck like this now
i’ll be outside doing normal shit, mall, street, commute and my brain just starts clocking every single motherfucker around me. not even trying. it’s like some fucked up background process running 24/7
every person that walks past me gets broken down into phenotypes instantly
bone structure
eye area
height
frame
skin
then boom fuckin sorted
sub3
low tier normie
mtn
htn
chad / stacy
it’s fast as fuck too. no hesitation. some random guy walks by and my brain goes ND “yeah nah, nt, mid skull, average as shit, invisible.” then another dude shows up and it’s like yeah… different tier entirely, no debate
it’s so fucking consistent that you start seeing the same patterns everywhere. who gets attention without doing shit. who has to try their ass off just to be noticed. who’s just… there
and yeah i know how it sounds. like some terminally online blackpill larp from a deranged motherfucker. but i’m not even trying to push anything, this is just how my brain processes people now
and yeah, i do it to myself too
every reflection, every mirror, every random angle—i’m reassessing constantly. one day i’m like “alright not bad,” next day some garbage lighting hits and it’s like damn, humbling as fuck. this shit is ruthless
the brutal part isn’t even the ratings
it’s what it does to your head
you can’t just exist anymore. you’re not just around people—you’re analyzing every little thing without even wanting to. conversations, attention, body language… it all lines up with the categories in your head and it’s hard to ignore
feels like i’m watching everything from the outside instead of just living in it
and the craziest part?
nobody knows
on the outside i’m just another guy chilling. but internally it’s just nonstop scanning, ranking, comparing every single person like some fucked up system i didn’t ask for
honestly don’t even know if i’d turn it off at t his point
or if i’m just stuck like this now
