I can't wait to turn 78

[klip11]

I'm going to throw a very lavish party. All of .org will be invited. Especially @optimisticzoomer and @Reckless Turtle and @BigJimsWornOutTires

 

[Deleted member 83666]

I don’t think I’m making it to 20 yrs old

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

78, ouch. So our bodies begin emaciating at around 67. Before you know it, you're watching a show and poof, sound to sleep. Shortly later, you wake up thinking it's 1999. You scream, "Buy gold and silver! The Y2K bug will send us into the dark ages!" Ugh, you see the widescreen TV and realize you're living in the future.

Musk's robotic gimp approaches and greets you, "Sir Loose Ass, care for another whiskey?" You look at your custom Optimus and see the attached strap-on dildo at its waist. Ah, yes, you're not in 1999 anymore.

 

[nofap]

I don’t think I’m making it to 20 yrs old

Cope
That’s what every youngcel thinks from age 16 forwards. I thought that way too but here i am, the age just keeps rising until you’re officially a oldcel

 

[Canex]

Cope
That’s what every youngcel thinks from age 16 forwards. I thought that way too but here i am, the age just keeps rising until you’re officially a oldcel

"ill rope, ill end it" they never do it fucking pussies so real

 

[optimisticzoomer]

78, ouch. So our bodies begin emaciating at around 67. Before you know it, you're watching a show and poof, sound to sleep. Shortly later, you wake up thinking it's 1999. You scream, "Buy gold and silver! The Y2K bug will send us into the dark ages!" Ugh, you see the widescreen TV and realize you're living in the future.

Musk's robotic gimp approaches and greets you, "Sir Loose Ass, care for another whiskey?" You look at your custom Optimus and see the attached strap-on dildo at its waist. Ah, yes, you're not in 1999 anymore.

My body started feeling better than ever in my 60s