I can’t wait

[NeverSucceeded]

I can’t wait when I hit 30. At that point you can comfortably cope with the fact that all attempts will be useless since you’re too old to experience your first kiss etcetera.

My most likely fate will be that I’ll eventually hit 30 with the full KHHV status and that is fine, at that age you should accept that it’s too late and that gives me peace

 

[NeverSucceeded]

Bump

 

[ElTruecel]

There’s a 62 year old on .is and @RichmondBread is in his 40s and KHHV @Gengar is like 28

 

[Gengar]

There’s a 62 year old on .is and @RichmondBread is in his 40s and KHHV @Gengar is like 28

62 year old? Are you talking Emba? I'm still convinced it's an elaborate LARP.

 

[ElTruecel]

62 year old? Are you talking Emba? I'm still convinced it's an elaborate LARP.

Sounds like cope but whatever. Do you remember the movie 40 year old virgin

 

[Gengar]

Sounds like cope but whatever. Do you remember the movie 40 year old virgin

Are you dumb? It's not called The 60 year old virgin is it?

 

[ElTruecel]

Are you dumb? It's not called The 60 year old virgin is it?

What the fuck are you talking about? You’re mixing 2 different things that have nothing to do with each other.

The movie is called 40 year old virgin I was just mentioning it. Emba has nothing to do with the movie nor does a 60 year old virgin which isn’t like impossible. The fuck bro really thinks boomers don’t exist online or something fucking milennials

 

[Gengar]

What the fuck are you talking about? You’re mixing 2 different things that have nothing to do with each other.

The movie is called 40 year old virgin I was just mentioning it. Emba has nothing to do with the movie nor does a 60 year old virgin which isn’t like impossible. The fuck bro really thinks boomers don’t exist online or something fucking milennials

Retarded zoomer falls for every LARP.

 

[ElTruecel]

Retarded zoomer falls for every LARP.

Boomers existing on forums isn’t some out of the ordinary crazy thing to happen . You can literally find boomers anywhere.

Not like he was born in the 30s or 40s and he’s genuinely very elderly. He joined at like 58 which doesn’t seem impossible JFL. Stop the cope

 

[Gengar]

Boomers existing on forums isn’t some out of the ordinary crazy thing to happen . You can literally find boomers anywhere.

Not like he was born in the 30s or 40s and he’s genuinely very elderly. He joined at like 58 which doesn’t seem impossible JFL. Stop the cope

Has he ever showed any proof? I can say I'm a 6'7" Swiss, would you believe me too?

 

[anthony111553]

Has he ever showed any proof? I can say I'm a 6'7" Swiss, would you believe me too?

60 year old virgin on forums

 

[Gengar]

60 year old virgin on forums

Bhenchod zoomers believe anything these days, brainrot is real.

 

[ElTruecel]

Has he ever showed any proof? I can say I'm a 6'7" Swiss, would you believe me too?

I don’t see how it’s super larp if he’s revealed his 60 year old sounding voice in many threads and vcs for the past 4 years. Also his rants don’t sound too off from older type middle aged nerds.

Let’s say he isn’t 60+ he’s still old as fuck (40+) why would a 40+ age old person lie if he was already old in the first place. Sounds like turbo cope to think the contrary tbh.

 

[anthony111553]

I don’t see how it’s super larp if he’s revealed his 60 year old sounding voice in many threads and vcs for the past 4 years. Also his rants don’t sound too off from older type middle aged nerds.

Let’s say he isn’t 60+ he’s still old as fuck (40+) why would a 40+ age old person lie if he was already old in the first place. Sounds like turbo cope to think the contrary tbh.

nigga really said 60 year old sounding voice, anyone can do that

 

[ElTruecel]

Bhenchod zoomers believe anything these days, brainrot is real.

Muh Zoomer jfl the person ur talking to is only a year older than me

 

[ElTruecel]

nigga really said 60 year old sounding voice, anyone can do that

Cope. I doubt it’s a muh elaborate larp when the majority of the forum staff and users who rot longer than @Gengar have agreed he’s that old. They all had vcs and most of the older types agree he’s that age

Gengar is the only one who questions the validity because he wants to be hold the oldest KHHV title or some shit.

JFL u can literally ask @fukmylyf @TheDarkEnigma @BrendioEEE who all agree he’s not larping about his age

 

[Gengar]

Muh Zoomer jfl the person ur talking to is only a year older than me

#NAZ (not all zoomers)

 

[anthony111553]

#NAZ (not all zoomers)

this is why i'm a virgin i hate all young foids

 

[Gengar]

Cope. I doubt it’s a muh elaborate larp when the majority of the forum staff and users who rot longer than @Gengar have agreed he’s that old. They all had vcs and most of the older types agree he’s that age

Gengar is the only one who questions the validity because he wants to be hold the oldest KHHV title or some shit.

JFL u can literally ask @fukmylyf @TheDarkEnigma @BrendioEEE who all agree he’s not larping about his age

Not at all, but I just don't believe a 60+ year old virgin posts on an incel forum.

 

[ElTruecel]

Not at all, but I just don't believe a 60+ year old virgin posts on an incel forum.

How so there’s always been 40+ year old virgins on these forums why would it be crazy for some 50-60 year old virgins to be on them.

You can find a bunch on subreddits like r/foreveralone bruh

 

[Gengar]

How so there’s always been 40+ year old virgins on these forums why would it be crazy for some 50-60 year old virgins to be on them.

You can find a bunch on subreddits like r/foreveralone bruh

40 range is acceptable but 60 is overkill dude. Come on. And I have asked Emba for proof for years and he never provided, which further proves it's just a LARP. Ain't no reason he can't show us his gray-haired arms or some shit.

 

[ElTruecel]

40 range is acceptable but 60 is overkill dude. Come on. And I have asked Emba for proof for years and he never provided, which further proves it's just a LARP. Ain't no reason he can't show us his gray-haired arms or some shit.

Eh idk. Also emba isn’t even a Virgin technically he claims to have fucked 2 escorts with a 20 year span difference. Most incel users after like 40-45 year olds just start fucking escorts anyways tbh @anthony111553

Also yea he could just show his arm or old ass clothes tbf. There was a dude emba’s age who did but he hasn’t been active on the forum for like years.

 

[Gengar]

Eh idk. Also emba isn’t even a Virgin technically he claims to have fucked 2 escorts with a 20 year span difference. Most incel users after like 40-45 year olds just start fucking escorts anyways tbh @anthony111553

Also yea he could just show his arm or old ass clothes tbf. There was a dude emba’s age who did but he hasn’t been active on the forum for like years.

He escortcelled? Mogs me, I almost escortcelled earlier this month but bitch didn't even give me proof she's legit, so I decided against it while on my way to the train station. I also had to travel for 2 hours just for some puss puss, just lol at me. I'm glad I didn't go at the end of the day.

 

[StarvedEpi]

There’s a 62 year old on .is and @RichmondBread is in his 40s and KHHV @Gengar is like 28

@Gengar is fakecel he legit can just get an arranged marriage

 

[Gengar]

@Gengar is fakecel he legit can just get an arranged marriage

I'm not a fakecel if by fakecel you mean "not ugly", I'm legit psl 2. Or perhaps low ltn at best, but I think I am a truecel due to facial deformity and race failo (brown).

 

[StarvedEpi]

I'm not a fakecel if by fakecel you mean "not ugly", I'm legit psl 2. Or perhaps low ltn at best, but I think I am a truecel due to facial deformity and race failo (brown).

I met a woman last weekend, we spoke online first, later on I became interested in her because she seemed HQNP and then I saw her but I didn't find her attractive.. she looks more high T than I do. She's a really sweet woman though. I don't know how to turn her down because I don't want to hurt her feelings. Now I have two women who want to marry me but I don't think I'll go for either of them.

 

[Gengar]

@Gengar is fakecel he legit can just get an arranged marriage

She's literally a femcel (good bones though but too masc-looking).

 

[StarvedEpi]

She's literally a femcel (good bones though but too masc-looking).

then marry her and you can both ascend together and have a son who will have a better life

 

[Gengar]

then marry her and you can both ascend together and have a son who will have a better life

What? She doesn't want kids.

 

[anthony111553]

I'm not a fakecel if by fakecel you mean "not ugly", I'm legit psl 2. Or perhaps low ltn at best, but I think I am a truecel due to facial deformity and race failo (brown).

what is ur facial deformity

 

[rand anon]

@ElTruecel random but can u guess who the 2 people my avi is a morph of?

 

[Gengar]

what is ur facial deformity

Big crooked nose. It's crooked because of me falling on my face constantly and getting punched in the face repeatedly jfl.

 

[StarvedEpi]

What? She doesn't want kids.

maybe you can find another girl with good bones to get arranged with

 

[Gengar]

maybe you can find another girl with good bones to get arranged with

Well the problem is I don't want kids either, and while she's the perfect match, she's just... unattractive to me. I got really turned off seeing her, I guess that's how foids feel about guys like me. Brootal..

 

[ElTruecel]

@ElTruecel random but can u guess who the 2 people my avi is a morph of?

Gandy & Vivek maybe

 

[rand anon]

Gandy & Vivek maybe

any other guesses?

 

[ElTruecel]

any other guesses?

As of now no

 

[rand anon]

As of now no

It's Rand Paul and Sendhil