Canwefixit
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I was coming home and stopped off at my local off license store to get some coca cola because I am autistic. I am lazy so I parked in a bus stop as its right outside the shop. As I came out the shop I saw a white landwhale getting off of the bus, however I didnt wanna cold approach as everyone would see me and there is an open bar on the street where 3 men were drinking, with the perfect view of the situation. The landwhale starts walking in the direction of my home and I get in my car and drive home. I put the soda in the fridge and start thinking on whether or not to approach her. I put my dog on a leash and take a walk out my house and I see the landwhale has just walked past my house to the left of it.
I dont wanna approach from behind or outside my house so I cross the road, walk in the opposite direction to the right for 10 seconds to the next road, as soon as I get to that road, I sprint up it with the dog, then turn left to join the next road which runs parallel to the road the landwhale is on, and then I finally turn left to head towards the landwhales road again. I hoped that running the longway had given me time to overtake the slow landwhale despite travelling 3 times the distance. (for low IQcels I have basically gone from behind her to infront of her without making it obvious as I used another road). I come up to the junction and I have no idea if she has gone in a house or walked past where I anticipated her to be. I then spot her and realise my plan had worked as I am in front of her, however not by much. I cross the road and now I face her.
Nerves build and the road is busy with cars, I dont want people looking out their cars or houses and seeing me talk to her. But for the sake of low inhibition I decide that I am doing it as I havent done all this running for nothing. I am feet away from her and I see she is wearing no makeup, probably 5'5, very pale skin, chapped lips and looks to be 400lbs. She looks young for her age. I stop and speak to her:
Canwefix it: "Excuse me"
Landwhale: "yes"
Canwefixit: "I think you're so beautiful, can I get your number?"
She then ignores me and starts walking off so I say:
Wecantfixit: "I promise it's not a joke"
Entitled landwhale: "fuck off"
I dont wanna approach from behind or outside my house so I cross the road, walk in the opposite direction to the right for 10 seconds to the next road, as soon as I get to that road, I sprint up it with the dog, then turn left to join the next road which runs parallel to the road the landwhale is on, and then I finally turn left to head towards the landwhales road again. I hoped that running the longway had given me time to overtake the slow landwhale despite travelling 3 times the distance. (for low IQcels I have basically gone from behind her to infront of her without making it obvious as I used another road). I come up to the junction and I have no idea if she has gone in a house or walked past where I anticipated her to be. I then spot her and realise my plan had worked as I am in front of her, however not by much. I cross the road and now I face her.
Nerves build and the road is busy with cars, I dont want people looking out their cars or houses and seeing me talk to her. But for the sake of low inhibition I decide that I am doing it as I havent done all this running for nothing. I am feet away from her and I see she is wearing no makeup, probably 5'5, very pale skin, chapped lips and looks to be 400lbs. She looks young for her age. I stop and speak to her:
Canwefix it: "Excuse me"
Landwhale: "yes"
Canwefixit: "I think you're so beautiful, can I get your number?"
She then ignores me and starts walking off so I say:
Wecantfixit: "I promise it's not a joke"
Entitled landwhale: "fuck off"