dough2
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I took the SAT next to a girl who was probably one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen in my life. Looks like Malu Trevejo, but has huge ass tits. I knew I would never see her again.
Low and behold, I end up seeing someone who reminds me of her at my college orientation.
Today, I took the bus to Walmart to get Sudafed because my roommate gave me a cold, or we're both allergic to mold spores (the mold spore count is rated very high in my area right now). On the way there, I realize that I forgot my ID, so I can't buy Sudafed. I buy some cocoa butter, CeraVe, and a Granny Smith apple and leave. For some reason I was feeling very motivated, so I decide to go back to my room, get my ID, and head back to Walmart.
I make it back to the bus stop, sit down, and low and fucking behold, this fucking girl walks past the bus stop. Waits like 2 minutes, then sits 2 seats over from me.
I ask her where she's from (it actually was her), pretend to not know where I remember her from, finally pretend to remember that I took the SAT with her.
I tell her that she "has a really memorable face... but not in a bad way". We talk for a little bit, we end up both having some mutual friends back home, and then SHE ASKS FOR MY SNAP. I sent her a Snap of the Walmart sign when I got there, and she sent back a video, but I haven't opened it yet.
The black eye halo is insane, she definitely thinks I'm low inhib as fuck.
Low and behold, I end up seeing someone who reminds me of her at my college orientation.
Today, I took the bus to Walmart to get Sudafed because my roommate gave me a cold, or we're both allergic to mold spores (the mold spore count is rated very high in my area right now). On the way there, I realize that I forgot my ID, so I can't buy Sudafed. I buy some cocoa butter, CeraVe, and a Granny Smith apple and leave. For some reason I was feeling very motivated, so I decide to go back to my room, get my ID, and head back to Walmart.
I make it back to the bus stop, sit down, and low and fucking behold, this fucking girl walks past the bus stop. Waits like 2 minutes, then sits 2 seats over from me.
I ask her where she's from (it actually was her), pretend to not know where I remember her from, finally pretend to remember that I took the SAT with her.
I tell her that she "has a really memorable face... but not in a bad way". We talk for a little bit, we end up both having some mutual friends back home, and then SHE ASKS FOR MY SNAP. I sent her a Snap of the Walmart sign when I got there, and she sent back a video, but I haven't opened it yet.
- She has an exactly 1:1 follower:following ratio on Instagram
- Every time I've seen her, she's been dressed like a bum and not wearing makeup
- She has an ugly first name
- She smokes weed
- She has low-maintenance friends
The black eye halo is insane, she definitely thinks I'm low inhib as fuck.
