I could be laying into some pussy tonight

[Mess]

But I decided to ghost the girl who had I made out with for a whole night.

Terrible...
Instead I'm doomscrolling.

 

[slaters]

Doomscrolling is pretty fun bro

 

[Gamerspyy786]

Why’d u ghost

 

[DxstZ]

thats the way to do it

still a virgin

 

[Mess]

Doomscrolling is pretty fun bro

It is, but sex is more fun.

Why’d u ghost

I tried to get with a different girl, which went nowhere.
And the first girl was really good looking too, my friends keep saying to me that I probably think about that fumble every night.

thats the way to do it

still a virgin

I've done everything bar sex, I'm God's kinda lonely man.

 

[Mogs Me]

But I decided to ghost the girl who had I made out with for a whole night.

Terrible...
Instead I'm doomscrolling.

I would say something but Gatis would disapprove of me for spiking my cortisol

 

[funfafy812]

n

But I decided to ghost the girl who had I made out with for a whole night.

Terrible...
Instead I'm doomscrolling.

noo bro go rebag her and slay

 

[Mess]

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I would say something but Gatis would disapprove of me for spiking my cortisol

Goatis is getting some incredible head in that picture.

 

[Mess]

n

noo bro go rebag her and slay

She hates my ass, that shit will never happen again.
I've got my eyes on someone else now.

 

[funfafy812]

She hates my ass, that shit will never happen again.
I've got my eyes on someone else now.

I hope you slay this next girl your going for bra

 

[Mess]

I hope you slay this next girl your going for bra

We both will, trust.

 

[BadLuck7892]

I wish I could get so much as a makeout session.

The last foid I tried to kiss (other than an escort) turned her head

 

[jester in disguise]

But I decided to ghost the girl who had I made out with for a whole night.

Terrible...
Instead I'm doomscrolling.

my nigger what are we doing

 

[gymceltard]

I wish I could get so much as a makeout session.

The last foid I tried to kiss (other than an escort) turned her head

How do you get rejected by hookers Don't you fuck fat old ones too?

 

[Mess]

I wish I could get so much as a makeout session.

The last foid I tried to kiss (other than an escort) turned her head

I haven't made out with someone since June, the urges are coming back.
I need to ascend.

my nigger what are we doing

Suffering.

 

[BadLuck7892]

How do you get rejected by hookers Don't you fuck fat old ones too?

Escorts rarely turn me down. Yeah, I'm known to fuck escorts who are fat and/or old.

The foid I tried to kiss who turned her head was a mini-date earlier this year

 

[BadLuck7892]

I haven't made out with someone since June, the urges are coming back.
I need to ascend.


Suffering.

At 20, a free foid made out with me on the 1st date.

Here I am at 34

 

[Mess]

Yeah, I'm known to fuck escorts who are fat and/or old.

Is this a preference for you, or just local to you type shit?

 

[Mess]

At 20, a free foid made out with me on the 1st date.

Here I am at 34

Here I am at 16, trying to get a girl who isn't ugly or a simpleton.

 

[BadLuck7892]

Is this a preference for you, or just local to you type shit?

A little of both.

I prefer 45+

The 45+ escort market is relatively small. I have to take what's available

 

[BadLuck7892]

Here I am at 16, trying to get a girl who isn't ugly or a simpleton.

Your time hasn't run out yet. I had never kissed at all at 16.

By my 21st birthday, I had nailed 4 foids for free

 

[gymceltard]

Your time hasn't run out yet. I had never kissed at all at 16.

By my 21st birthday, I had nailed 4 foids for free

Why do you need escorts now?

 

[BadLuck7892]

Why do you need escorts now?

The sex marketplace has gotten a lot more competitive.

My looks have also faded (but not enough to explain why my luck drastically changed)

 

[gymceltard]

The sex marketplace has gotten a lot more competitive.

My looks have also faded (but not enough to explain why my luck drastically changed)

Do you recommend escorts? I’ve been considering but I’m too scared/pussy.

 

[BadLuck7892]

Do you recommend escorts? I’ve been considering but I’m too scared/pussy.

I highly recommend escorts.

There are ways to ensure they aren't a sting

 

[gymceltard]

I highly recommend escorts.

There are ways to ensure they aren't a sting

Isn’t it awkward though? Knowing they don’t want to have sex with you and only want money? For me that’s the brutal part I couldn’t get over.

 

[BadLuck7892]

Isn’t it awkward though? Knowing they don’t want to have sex with you and only want money? For me that’s the brutal part I couldn’t get over.

The sheer ease/convenience of getting with an escort (and knowing it's practically impossible for me to get laid any other way) make it worthwhile for me

 

[gymceltard]

The sheer ease/convenience of getting with an escort (and knowing it's practically impossible for me to get laid any other way) make it worthwhile for me

Interesting. Where do you meet them?

Isn’t it very expensive too? How can you afford to spend $150 an hour for a whore?

 

[BadLuck7892]

Interesting. Where do you meet them?

Isn’t it very expensive too? How can you afford to spend $150 an hour for a whore?

I meet my escorts online.

It can be expensive, yeah. 150 will get you a brown-toothed 66 year old drug addict. For the type of escort you'd want (presuming you want young and conventionally attractive), expect to pay at least 250.

I come from a wealthy family; that's how I afford it (My parents don't give me money. Yet coming from a wealthy family means I have low overhead)