i crashed out at the gym today

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let me set the scene: today is Tuesday, every Tuesday evening my gym transforms into a literal zoo.
Loud middle aged dudes, skinny geeks, even niggas in puffer jackets and jeans.:feelswhat:
I was nearing the end of my workout and I had so far not really cared about what other people were doing.
but bro I just wanted to finish up my workout with some cable flys and this fkn geek of a guy was on the cable for an hour and a half straight!:feelsohgod:
classic bitchboy with the baggy batman compression shirt and weird "science based" excercises, this mf did a full body on a cable. :dafuckfeels:

so after 5 minutes of camping and walking around I think to myself "he must almost be done". that's when this mf calls over the geek squad and 5 of these manlet broccoli heads appear (and a niglet) they start doing weird shit.:fuk:at this point its an infestation at the cable I want to use. so I go up to them and ask how many sets they have left, they tell me "I don't know".:feelstastyman:so I just go and sit on the bench facing them like this:
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after sitting there for 10 minutes I lost my shit and told them to go fuck themselves. like I quoted in another one of my threads, I actually work at the gym sometimes, so I just went on the computer and blocked his entry for 7 days jfl.
so done with this bs I swear:feelshehe:

thanks for reading❤️
 
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just work out at home , its better
 
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just work out at home , its better
as soon as I get enough money for good equipment im NEVER stepping foot again in a public gym
 
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Based zoomer spiking gymcel cortisol
 
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Lol i also work at a gym and sometimes get my boss to kick out the broccoli head goons because they always are wearing jeans
 
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Lol i also work at a gym and sometimes get my boss to kick out the broccoli head goons
fr so much fun, also finding the names of the gym baddies on the computer is PEAK
 
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let me set the scene: today is Tuesday, every Tuesday evening my gym transforms into a literal zoo.
Loud middle aged dudes, skinny geeks, even niggas in puffer jackets and jeans.:feelswhat:
I was nearing the end of my workout and I had so far not really cared about what other people were doing.
but bro I just wanted to finish up my workout with some cable flys and this fkn geek of a guy was on the cable for an hour and a half straight!:feelsohgod:
classic bitchboy with the baggy batman compression shirt and weird "science based" excercises, this mf did a full body on a cable. :dafuckfeels:

so after 5 minutes of camping and walking around I think to myself "he must almost be done". that's when this mf calls over the geek squad and 5 of these manlet broccoli heads appear (and a niglet) they start doing weird shit.:fuk:at this point its an infestation at the cable I want to use. so I go up to them and ask how many sets they have left, they tell me "I don't know".:feelstastyman:so I just go and sit on the bench facing them like this:
The pumped-up lion - Create meme / Meme Generator - Meme-arsenal.com





after sitting there for 10 minutes I lost my shit and told them to go fuck themselves. like I quoted in another one of my threads, I actually work at the gym sometimes, so I just went on the computer and blocked his entry for 7 days jfl.
so done with this bs I swear:feelshehe:

thanks for reading❤️
just ask when hes finished if its too long, say youre gonna train with him if he says no then yk what to do
 
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let me set the scene: today is Tuesday, every Tuesday evening my gym transforms into a literal zoo.
Loud middle aged dudes, skinny geeks, even niggas in puffer jackets and jeans.:feelswhat:
I was nearing the end of my workout and I had so far not really cared about what other people were doing.
but bro I just wanted to finish up my workout with some cable flys and this fkn geek of a guy was on the cable for an hour and a half straight!:feelsohgod:
classic bitchboy with the baggy batman compression shirt and weird "science based" excercises, this mf did a full body on a cable. :dafuckfeels:

so after 5 minutes of camping and walking around I think to myself "he must almost be done". that's when this mf calls over the geek squad and 5 of these manlet broccoli heads appear (and a niglet) they start doing weird shit.:fuk:at this point its an infestation at the cable I want to use. so I go up to them and ask how many sets they have left, they tell me "I don't know".:feelstastyman:so I just go and sit on the bench facing them like this:
The pumped-up lion - Create meme / Meme Generator - Meme-arsenal.com





after sitting there for 10 minutes I lost my shit and told them to go fuck themselves. like I quoted in another one of my threads, I actually work at the gym sometimes, so I just went on the computer and blocked his entry for 7 days jfl.
so done with this bs I swear:feelshehe:

thanks for reading❤️
How I hate when people do this
 
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as soon as I get enough money for good equipment im NEVER stepping foot again in a public gym
just get a bench and some dumbbells snd you can do everything
 

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