i cucked myself by not murdering a homeless today

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so i was on the train with my gf and this subhuman homeless crazytard starts yelling and barking.
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my gf got scared and started crying. but i didn't even notice his presence, he was a manlet and looked frail so he didn't even register as a threat in my brain. I waited for him to try to fight me.
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but he would continue to bark from a distance.

at this moment i couldnt take it anymore so i stood up and confronted him, towering over him in horizontal and vertical width. i spoke with agression, "DONT FUCKING LOOK AT MY GIRL".
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to which he replied "i wasnt, im blind in this eye". he continued to bark and gesture like an abused cornered dog. but i didn't want to push him or punch because cameras and people were watching.
my gf started to cry "dont hurt [me]". i was shocked. why would she say that?
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fight hasnt even started and she thinks i will lose.

At this point i was just bored of the retard dog barking infront of me and my retard gf barking behind me.
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what a subhuman situation. i keep thinking back to it and i can't find a good solution. in the end somone else came and broke up our face off and the faggot left at the next stop.

i hate females. fucking worthless barking dog afraid of a literal disabled street junkie.

Later she told me she hopes he dies for scaring her. and i reacted
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how would u have reacted? i couldnt even register him as a threat, i was jfl in my head but she started crying out of fear.
 
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This better be larp ngl otherwise wtf is this story
 
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tales
 
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She wanted to fuck him. He was an aggressive monster and she needed to fuck him.
 
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amazing storytelling 10/10

read every word
 
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I don't have a girlfriend
 
so i was on the train with my gf and this subhuman homeless crazytard starts yelling and barking.
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my gf got scared and started crying. but i didn't even notice his presence, he was a manlet and looked frail so he didn't even register as a threat in my brain. I waited for him to try to fight me.
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but he would continue to bark from a distance.

at this moment i couldnt take it anymore so i stood up and confronted him, towering over him in horizontal and vertical width. i spoke with agression, "DONT FUCKING LOOK AT MY GIRL".
View attachment 497794
to which he replied "i wasnt, im blind in this eye". he continued to bark and gesture like an abused cornered dog. but i didn't want to push him or punch because cameras and people were watching.
my gf started to cry "dont hurt [me]". i was shocked. why would she say that?
ED7r1tZ.gif

fight hasnt even started and she thinks i will lose.

At this point i was just bored of the retard dog barking infront of me and my retard gf barking behind me.
Steve-Carell-Facepalm.gif

what a subhuman situation. i keep thinking back to it and i can't find a good solution. in the end somone else came and broke up our face off and the faggot left at the next stop.

i hate females. fucking worthless barking dog afraid of a literal disabled street junkie.

Later she told me she hopes he dies for scaring her. and i reacted
tenor.gif



how would u have reacted? i couldnt even register him as a threat, i was jfl in my head but she started crying out of fear.
You are a faggot simp if this real
 
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This was like reading a picture book
 
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I think this happened but it was slightly different I was there witnessing when OP started to cry like a baby and begged that man not to kick him
 
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so i was on the train with my gf and this subhuman homeless crazytard starts yelling and barking.
View attachment 497782
my gf got scared and started crying. but i didn't even notice his presence, he was a manlet and looked frail so he didn't even register as a threat in my brain. I waited for him to try to fight me.
View attachment 497789
but he would continue to bark from a distance.

at this moment i couldnt take it anymore so i stood up and confronted him, towering over him in horizontal and vertical width. i spoke with agression, "DONT FUCKING LOOK AT MY GIRL".
View attachment 497794
to which he replied "i wasnt, im blind in this eye". he continued to bark and gesture like an abused cornered dog. but i didn't want to push him or punch because cameras and people were watching.
my gf started to cry "dont hurt [me]". i was shocked. why would she say that?
ED7r1tZ.gif

fight hasnt even started and she thinks i will lose.

At this point i was just bored of the retard dog barking infront of me and my retard gf barking behind me.
Steve-Carell-Facepalm.gif

what a subhuman situation. i keep thinking back to it and i can't find a good solution. in the end somone else came and broke up our face off and the faggot left at the next stop.

i hate females. fucking worthless barking dog afraid of a literal disabled street junkie.

Later she told me she hopes he dies for scaring her. and i reacted
tenor.gif



how would u have reacted? i couldnt even register him as a threat, i was jfl in my head but she started crying out of fear.
this probably looked retarded as hell watching it from the side
 
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lol what a dumb weak slut
 
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