I cut my own hair

Lonenely sigma

Lonenely sigma

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Since its holidays season the barbershop I go to usually is fully booked.

So I decided to rawdog this shit myself...

Yeah it ended up bad. I won't post pictures but it looks retarded. Idk what to do now. I am so stupid
 
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I do it all the time it's easy
 
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Straight hair is so ez
 
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At least you can take solace in another retards decisions,

I myself got a buzz cut for no fucking good reason (I thought I would gain improved concentration abilities from this)

Welp that’s another fucking half a year before I look human again
 
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I do it all the time it's easy
Yeah but I cut the back side. Yk, the one I couldn't even see.

I'd cut, then record with my phone, then look at it, and then cut again.

A stupid plan really
 
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Go bald
Bulking Work Out GIF
 
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i trim my hair, i don't cut it lol
 
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Yeah but I cut the back side. Yk, the one I couldn't even see.

I'd cut, then record with my phone, then look at it, and then cut again.

A stupid plan really
cut with scissors, impossible with a trimmer
 
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How exactly do you cut tell your technique
I mean, if I had a technique in the first place I probably wouldn't have botched my hair
 
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Since its holidays season the barbershop I go to usually is fully booked.

So I decided to rawdog this shit myself...

Yeah it ended up bad. I won't post pictures but it looks retarded. Idk what to do now. I am so stupid
just send a 360 of hair only
I will give tips on how to fix. Bro I have been in this situation myself and wanted to rope
 
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I mean, if I had a technique in the first place I probably wouldn't have botched my hair
Just grab your hair in sections you wanna cut and put in hair tie and cut.

I.E pull all your hair in back and depending if you want a bit longer on top pull it slightly down and cut same length.

It's super super simple
 
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send in dms i promise to help as much as i can
 
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Since its holidays season the barbershop I go to usually is fully booked.

So I decided to rawdog this shit myself...

Yeah it ended up bad. I won't post pictures but it looks retarded. Idk what to do now. I am so stupid
haha bro i had majestic hair and then i fucking cut it fully bald now i am in the awkward stage after a few months of growing it out but in the end it doesnt matter cause i am incel with or without hair
 
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Since its holidays season the barbershop I go to usually is fully booked.

So I decided to rawdog this shit myself...

Yeah it ended up bad. I won't post pictures but it looks retarded. Idk what to do now. I am so stupid
what did you even try to replicate or did u just cut random pieces lmao
 
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You need a double mirror lol otherwise its not possible

I cut that way for 3+ years but never cutting again to lengthen skull
 
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i cut my own bangs its easy if you have proper haircutting scissors and thinning shears
 
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what did you even try to replicate or did u just cut random pieces lmao
I wanted to keep it longer in front and shorten it in the back. So I just started cutting the hair on the back of my head, fully blind
 
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You need a double mirror lol otherwise its not possible

I cut that way for 3+ years but never cutting again to lengthen skull
How will not cutting your hair lengthen your skull? Do you just mean the appearance?
 
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I wanted to keep it longer in front and shorten it in back. So I just started cutting the hair on the back of my head, fully blind
come on man i imagine it looks so shit. what hair type do you have? brutal if 1a, gonna be so noticeable
 
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How will not cutting your hair lengthen your skull? Do you just mean the appearance?
Yeah we talked in DMs and he is big on slicking his hair back bc he thinks facial thirds should be 40:30:30, 40 for forehead
 
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did it a couple times, was kinda ok

went to a barber last week got a good haircut foids gave me crazy iois today on the street they looked at me like :hnghn:
 
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come on man i imagine it looks so shit. what hair type do you have? brutal if 1a, gonna be so noticeable
I have a very similar copy of patrick bateman's hair, except in front I push it over my forehead. So its really thick. And straight.

In the meantime since I uploaded this thread I cut it even more and now its... I guess more normal looking
 
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did it a couple times, was kinda ok

went to a barber last week got a good haircut foids gave me crazy iois today on the street they looked at me like :hnghn:
at the 3rd time i was a bit fed up i almost shouted STOP LOOKING AT ME to an eastern european foid
 
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Since its holidays season the barbershop I go to usually is fully booked.

So I decided to rawdog this shit myself...

Yeah it ended up bad. I won't post pictures but it looks retarded. Idk what to do now. I am so stupid
I never cut

Bottom half is permed, top half straight

We soldier on. :ogre:

Maybe I'll perm just the middle roots so irs back and forth :feelsokman:
 
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at the 3rd time i was a bit fed up i almost shouted STOP LOOKING AT ME to an eastern european foid
probably wasnt ioi it was just my non ntness taking over though
 
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Yeah we talked in DMs and he is big on slicking his hair back bc he thinks facial thirds should be 40:30:30, 40 for forehead
Dont slick hair back rather have it like this
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Slicked looks retarded and mostly works with short forehead
 
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at the 3rd time i was a bit fed up i almost shouted STOP LOOKING AT ME to an eastern european foid
Can't cope with the fact y'all get iois. I just pretend they don't exist
 
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I have a very similar copy of patrick bateman's hair, except in front I push it over my forehead. So its really thick. And straight.

In the meantime since I uploaded this thread I cut it even more and now its... I guess more normal looking
if its rly bad and you have no way of fixing it just curl it with a flat iron. will look less noticeable. it took me years to figure out how to cut my own hair im glad i found a good hair stylist so i dont have to cut the back blind
 
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if its rly bad and you have no way of fixing it just curl it with a flat iron. will look less noticeable. it took me years to figure out how to cut my own hair im glad i found a good hair stylist so i dont have to cut the back blind
Yeah I did that, because its thick, if I just push it upwards it looks more even. I tried that so you are right
 
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Yeah I did that, because its thick, if I just push it upwards it looks more even. I tried that so you are right
Minoxing hairline bidaily these days

Seen some moderate corner loss...

I fear the reaper
 
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Yeah I did that, because its thick, if I just push it upwards it looks more even. I tried that so you are right
good. dont do that shit next time lmao
 
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Minoxing hairline bidaily these days

Seen some moderate corner loss...

I fear the reaper
As you saw, I am nothing special lookswise, but THANK GOD at least my hair genetics are as good as they can be, especially in Slavland where most men start balding at 20


My mothers hairline is as straight as it gets, her father had a lot of hair, and my dad has a fair amount left at 47 too, tho he had testicular cancer and had to... yk... get them removed, so idk if that lowered his DHT levels and kept his hair.


I actually asked him about whether he thinks castrating leads to less hairloss. That was by far the most awkward convo I had with him in my life
 
This forehead seems to be lije 25% of facial height tho? Much snaller than 40% for sure
You have any pics of 40:30? I can put into a long hair filter
 
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You advocated for that lol, imo your forehead should be your shortest third
Thats an inbred noviop ""slavic"" look you describe whereas the nordics you love all have high set foreheads
 
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Thats an inbred noviop ""slavic"" look you describe whereas the nordics you love all have high set foreheads
Les aryans of nordic descent have taller foreheads bc they have taller skulls; their skulls aren't taller because they have taller foreheads.

Using your logic, if a noviop had a huge forehead he'd have a tall skull. It doesn't work like that man
 

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