
Beanermaxxer
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Alright mods listen up.
We are celebrating 5 de Mayo this month, which means it’s literally my month. This is basically my version of Christmas, except instead of gifts I get to watch gringos drink tequila and pretend they know what Cinco de Mayo is about.
As an actual Mexican (yes, real ethnic bonus), I’m demanding reparations in the form of one 1 FREE VIP membership. Why?

Viva el looksmaxing 
@Gargantuan
@TechnoBoss
@Gengar

We are celebrating 5 de Mayo this month, which means it’s literally my month. This is basically my version of Christmas, except instead of gifts I get to watch gringos drink tequila and pretend they know what Cinco de Mayo is about.
As an actual Mexican (yes, real ethnic bonus), I’m demanding reparations in the form of one 1 FREE VIP membership. Why?
- Cultural representation – We need diversity in the elite tier.
- Affirmative action – You can’t have a eurocentric VIP list forever.
- Economic hardship – Do you know the MXN to USD exchange rate? Bro.
- Genetic cope – I need that VIP more than a Nord does.


@Gargantuan
@TechnoBoss
@Gengar