I didn’t shower for 6 months once

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I was depressed at the time. That said, I did learn one thing… when I told my friends, they were shocked. They said “But you didn’t even smell bad.” :feelsautistic: Now I know the scientific reason behind it. It’s because I’ve got dry earwax (confirmed by DNA testing). Dry earwax is linked to little to no body odor. Being Pakistani, I didn’t think I’d have it since it’s something that usually East Asians have, however it turns out I do. :Comfy:
 
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I was depressed at the time. That said, I did learn one thing… when I told my friends, they were shocked. They said “But you didn’t even smell bad.” :feelsautistic: Now I know the scientific reason behind it. It’s because I’ve got dry earwax (confirmed by DNA testing). Dry earwax is linked to little to no body odor. Being Pakistani, I didn’t think I’d have it since it’s something that usually East Asians have, however it turns out I do. :Comfy:
Even if you don't stink, your body is still dirty and your skin texture is probably fucked up.
 
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i used to shower like once every 3 months during covid but i dont think i ever went any longer than that lol
 
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I was depressed at the time. That said, I did learn one thing… when I told my friends, they were shocked. They said “But you didn’t even smell bad.” :feelsautistic: Now I know the scientific reason behind it. It’s because I’ve got dry earwax (confirmed by DNA testing). Dry earwax is linked to little to no body odor. Being Pakistani, I didn’t think I’d have it since it’s something that usually East Asians have, however it turns out I do. :Comfy:
As long as I remain sedentary as possible, it doesn't stink.
 
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I was depressed at the time. That said, I did learn one thing… when I told my friends, they were shocked. They said “But you didn’t even smell bad.” :feelsautistic: Now I know the scientific reason behind it. It’s because I’ve got dry earwax (confirmed by DNA testing). Dry earwax is linked to little to no body odor. Being Pakistani, I didn’t think I’d have it since it’s something that usually East Asians have, however it turns out I do. :Comfy:
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I was depressed at the time. That said, I did learn one thing… when I told my friends, they were shocked. They said “But you didn’t even smell bad.” :feelsautistic: Now I know the scientific reason behind it. It’s because I’ve got dry earwax (confirmed by DNA testing). Dry earwax is linked to little to no body odor. Being Pakistani, I didn’t think I’d have it since it’s something that usually East Asians have, however it turns out I do. :Comfy:
Ur pakistani I thought u were Indian. Salam brother
 
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I was depressed at the time. That said, I did learn one thing… when I told my friends, they were shocked. They said “But you didn’t even smell bad.” :feelsautistic: Now I know the scientific reason behind it. It’s because I’ve got dry earwax (confirmed by DNA testing). Dry earwax is linked to little to no body odor. Being Pakistani, I didn’t think I’d have it since it’s something that usually East Asians have, however it turns out I do. :Comfy:
pretty cool but how badly were u depressed
 
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stereotypes don't come from nowhere
 
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Most I’ve gone without showering was 3 days cause I was waking up late to work and goin back home just to sleep and the cycle goes on, alarms didn’t wake me up back then my brother was eating with me and then said when was the last time you showered and I just knew that I stink jfl
 
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Most I’ve gone without showering was 3 days cause I was waking up late to work and goin back home just to sleep and the cycle goes on, alarms didn’t wake me up back then my brother was eating with me and then said when was the last time you showered and I just knew that I stink jfl
Mirin how clean you are bhai. :Comfy:
 
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The body self-cleans which is why you feel cleaner at 4 weeks than you do after 1. I've gone maybe 1.5 months years ago during my peak rotting days. The problem is after a certain time you stop being able to smell yourself, others still smell you a mile away though. I knew this guy who didn't shower for 6 months, you don't wanna know what he smelled like.
 
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Even if you don't stink, your body is still dirty and your skin texture is probably fucked up.
I agree, the dirt would pile up on your face and whatnot probably but I didn’t notice any of that either. :feelsautistic:

If I had a foreskin it’d probably be a different story. :ogre:
 
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My hair is starting to hurt after I don't shower for 3+ days. I think it's because I'm getting bald (at 18). Im planning to shave it all
 
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Mirin how clean you are bhai. :Comfy:
I shower twice a day once when I wake up and once when I’m out of the gym I use a body scrub, body lotion, conditioner and a shampoo every other day, my dad was so strict with cleanses growing up so it explains
 
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I shower twice a day once when I wake up and once when I’m out of the gym I use a body scrub, body lotion, conditioner and a shampoo every other day, my dad was so strict with cleanses growing up so it explains
Wow. You do that twice a day? Mirin. I’m too lazy for that. Last time I showered was two days ago, or three. :ogre: I remember during Ramadan I would be showering much more often though to do ghuslmaxxing.
 
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My hair is starting to hurt after I don't shower for 3+ days. I think it's because I'm getting bald (at 18). Im planning to shave it all
Same, my hair hurts even after 2 days. I have always had this problem
 
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@Water Bomb Bhenchod! I see you lurking. :feelswhat: Do you shower everyday? :feelshmm:
 
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Did ur hair not get hell greasy and crusty

And no gladly I dont think I could pull that off
I honestly don’t remember. It was years ago.
 
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I shower twice a day but I do the other things that I mentioned just once every other day
Ahhh okay, that makes sense. I do think having this dry earwax thing is both a gift and a curse. It’s a gift for obvious reasons but also a curse since idk when to take a shower. :feelswhat:
 
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I was depressed at the time. That said, I did learn one thing… when I told my friends, they were shocked. They said “But you didn’t even smell bad.” :feelsautistic: Now I know the scientific reason behind it. It’s because I’ve got dry earwax (confirmed by DNA testing). Dry earwax is linked to little to no body odor. Being Pakistani, I didn’t think I’d have it since it’s something that usually East Asians have, however it turns out I do. :Comfy:
How do you even get the thought of telling anyone this
 
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I take long hot showers everyday because they feel good.

It makes any sadness, tiredness or headaches go away for me
 
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How do you even get the thought of telling anyone this
I used to be very low inhib. Sometimes I still am. I say what’s on my mind.
 
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Ahhh okay, that makes sense. I do think having this dry earwax thing is both a gift and a curse. It’s a gift for obvious reasons but also a curse since idk when to take a shower. :feelswhat:
Just once everyday when you wake up should be enough
 
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I was depressed at the time. That said, I did learn one thing… when I told my friends, they were shocked. They said “But you didn’t even smell bad.” :feelsautistic: Now I know the scientific reason behind it. It’s because I’ve got dry earwax (confirmed by DNA testing). Dry earwax is linked to little to no body odor. Being Pakistani, I didn’t think I’d have it since it’s something that usually East Asians have, however it turns out I do. :Comfy:
Not beating the stereotypes with this thread bud :hnghn:

I saw a QT curry foid in the gym today
 
I don’t fall into the stereotype! Read the rest of the thread. :Comfy:
Yeah I saw you survived it cos you ain’t a smelly nigga.

Mirin now you need to breed a pretty Poojeets habibi so many pretty ones I have no idea how u lot are incels shit makes no sense
 
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