I don't know hardships. I never did.

[Kozner]

From the day i was born, my parents hugged me and the doctor claimed that i was the most beautiful baby he had ever seen. I was cute and adorable and everyone liked me and wanted to play with me. In kindergarten i was always surrounded by girls and everyone wanted to be my friend. We had computers there and every kid called me to play with him. In elementary i became handsome and again everyone wanted to be my friend and all the girls asked me how I'm doing and shit. I just don't know hardships. In high school i was again, the star.

I look good. Everyone like me. Perfect health. Sometimes i wonder what did i do to deserve all that? but @Vermilioncore said it right, Chad just win and you guys lose. My biggest hardship in life was when i had to do a blood test to join the soccer team to check that I'm indeed healthy. God i fucking hate needles i almost cried. Mom gave me a kiss and said that I'm a brave boy and i just did that. I did it. It was easy after all.

There's no secret, no special sauce. I would lie if i said i work hard for all of this because i truly didn't. I'm now gonna grab a beer and read the comments.

 

[Deleted member 18372]

I'm sure you would have a hard time trying to fit my cock in your mouth you dog.

edit: nvm I don't really want that and it's ramadan so I apologize to Allah for typing this.

 

[Deleted member 9801]

Weird flex bro

 

[Deleted member 5859]

Globe balls