I don't think I can cope with fapping anymore. I may have to have human sex this weekend

[currymax]

Life's rough

 

[Zygos4Life]

Ah

 

[WhiskeyCocaine]

Tell us more about the Metal band you were in

 

[Deleted member 1553]

'have to' as if you have been choosing not to do so thus far.

 

[BrettyBoy]

Brag.

 

[BigBiceps]

'have to' as if you have been choosing not to do so thus far.

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Sex takes alot more effort than sex. I can see why somebody would sometimes prefer fap over sex.

 

[currymax]

Tell us more about the Metal band you were in

Sure, we were doom/goth. We did well with fans because we had a female bass player. She was a bit heavy, but thirsty males and goth chicks didn't care

I have 2 groupies.

One was either this heavy-set blogger chick...eehh

The other one was a tiny Chinese girl who was afraid to lose her virginity because it hurt to push a tampon in her vag.

I didn't fuck her because I was ima relationshipcel.

I wound up cheating on that girl several times with double-digit laycount girls, so ask me about that.

I've always regretted not banging that little chink

 

[WhiskeyCocaine]

Doom / Goth ...

What instrument did you play ?

Was the girl you cheated on the same girl who would post on Lookism ?

 

[currymax]

Doom / Goth ...

What instrument did you play ?

Was the girl you cheated on the same girl who would post on Lookism ?

I was a guitarcel

Smike? As far as I know Smike is a tyger alt.

 

[WhiskeyCocaine]

I was a guitarcel

Smike? As far as I know Smike is a tyger alt.

Goddamn Luan ...