I don't trust you if MLP and Star vs. the Forces of Evil weren't staples of your childhood

[haggling_parrot]

Selection of friends, i.e., who you can trust, by this criterion is infinitely more accurate and straight to the point in getting to the core of what a person is than personality tests, physiognomy, sacred geometry, astrology, face reading, and palmistry combined. I won't elaborate any further because normalniggers couldn't reasonably be expected to do so even with a Scott Alexander novel explication of exactly what I mean.

 

[psltristan1]

Selection of friends, i.e., who you can trust, by this criterion is infinitely more accurate and straight to the point in getting to the core of what a person is than personality tests, physiognomy, sacred geometry, astrology, face reading, and palmistry combined. I won't elaborate any further because normalniggers couldn't reasonably be expected to do so even with a Scott Alexander novel explication of exactly what I mean.

What the fuck does that mean and what the fuck are you trying to tell me

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Selection of friends, i.e., who you can trust, by this criterion is infinitely more accurate and straight to the point in getting to the core of what a person is than personality tests, physiognomy, sacred geometry, astrology, face reading, and palmistry combined. I won't elaborate any further because normalniggers couldn't reasonably be expected to do so even with a Scott Alexander novel explication of exactly what I mean.

My little pony was for fags. Pansy ass shit if there ever was.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Selection of friends, i.e., who you can trust, by this criterion is infinitely more accurate and straight to the point in getting to the core of what a person is than personality tests, physiognomy, sacred geometry, astrology, face reading, and palmistry combined. I won't elaborate any further because normalniggers couldn't reasonably be expected to do so even with a Scott Alexander novel explication of exactly what I mean.

I don't trust you if you've never been in a fight. If MLP was your thing then you've never been in a real fight.