I farted at work yesterday and I feel like killing myself today.

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Hi guys, I hate what I did. I'm sick so while I was coughing, I accidentally farted. Idk who heard me but there are two guys who work right behind me , and one of my friend /coworker was talking to one of the guys so I casually asked him if he heard anything like a fart when I was coughing because the chair was creaking and he was like no dude what are you talking about but today the guys behind moved to other seats. When they are talking to others or laughing I feel like it's about me. I feel like throwing up and i cant focus on my work anymore. I work on the 9th floor and I feel like jumping off it. I even took the rest of the week off. I feel like killing myself. Please.
 
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Hi guys, I hate what I did. I'm sick so while I was coughing, I accidentally farted. Idk who heard me but there are two guys who work right behind me , and one of my friend /coworker was talking to one of the guys so I casually asked him if he heard anything like a fart when I was coughing because the chair was creaking and he was like no dude what are you talking about but today the guys behind moved to other seats. When they are talking to others or laughing I feel like it's about me. I feel like throwing up and i cant focus on my work anymore. I work on the 9th floor and I feel like jumping off it. I even took the rest of the week off. I feel like killing myself. Please.
Wtf lol.
 
Why tf would you ask that 😭😭
 
Are you non nt
 
I feel bad for you because I've felt exactly like this before
 

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