I feel as though the universe itself is against sub 5s

[wishIwasSalludon]

Like I feel that a sub 5 dude is more likely to walk trip and fall and face plant into mud

Or more likely to walk outside and see that ur bike got stolen

Or that a Chad is more likely to be walking down the street and find 100 bucks or some shit

This is pure speculation and most likely bullshit

@trench @cromagnon @ToryToad @ey88

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

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[ToryToad]

Like I feel that a sub 5 dude is more likely to walk trip and fall and face plant into mud

Or more likely to walk outside and see that ur bike got stolen

Or that a Chad is more likely to be walking down the street and find 100 bucks or some shit

Kinda true cuz chad gets way more "lucky " in certain situations and short sub5s will get bullied growing up

 

[BonesmashFinalBoss]

It's true

 

[Jason Voorhees]

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