i feel like such a loser right now

[nuttheb]

i was at a bar with my 40yr old friend and he buys me Alcohol i saw the hotest girl ive seen in real life she was smoking and drinking im 16 and she was probably 28 or 30 she looked like kanyes wife short hair that touch her shoulders i loved her smile i was debating if i should go talk to her asking my friend if i look 16 and the fucker stand next to her i thought he was going to get more drinks he brings out his phone and says i like her i ran out i wanted to go to another bar with my friend but im overwhelmed with embarrassment i text this as i wait for my taxi i usaully do not care and can say whatever to girls but she was so pretty ive never seen someone like that in real life

 

[nuttheb]

i was at a bar with my 40yr old friend and he buys me Alcohol i saw the hotest girl ive seen in real life she was smoking and drinking im 16 and she was probably 28 or 30 she looked like kanyes wife short hair that touch her shoulders i loved her smile i was debating if i should go talk to her asking my friend if i look 16 and the fucker stand next to her i thought he was going to get more drinks he brings out his phone and says i like her i ran out i wanted to go to another bar with my friend but im overwhelmed with embarrassment i text this as i wait for my taxi i usaully do not care and can say whatever to girls but she was so pretty ive never seen someone like that in real life

i probably couldve gotten her number if i wasnt such a faggot bra im about to cry

 

[anthony111553]

bro what

 

[Xaus]

i probably couldve gotten her number if i wasnt such a faggot bra im about to cry

go back and clutch up its never too late bhai

 

[nuttheb]

go back and clutch up its never too late bhai

fuck i probably should its gonna be so embarrassing though

 

[nuttheb]

bro what

tldr my friend tried to get me a girls number and i ran away like a idiot

 

[TechnoBoss]

i was at a bar with my 40yr old friend and he buys me Alcohol i saw the hotest girl ive seen in real life she was smoking and drinking im 16 and she was probably 28 or 30 she looked like kanyes wife short hair that touch her shoulders i loved her smile i was debating if i should go talk to her asking my friend if i look 16 and the fucker stand next to her i thought he was going to get more drinks he brings out his phone and says i like her i ran out i wanted to go to another bar with my friend but im overwhelmed with embarrassment i text this as i wait for my taxi i usaully do not care and can say whatever to girls but she was so pretty ive never seen someone like that in real life

It’s weird that your “friend” cucked you like that. He either doesn’t understand social dynamics or purposely wanted to cuck you. Either way I’d stop hanging out with him unless he was just so drunk that he didn’t realize what he’s doing (very unlikely if he’s 40 years old)

Also this brings up the question as to why you’re hanging out with a 40 year old man as a 16yr old. Is he trying to be some kind of mentor to you? You’re not even legal. Imagine a 40yr old man hanging out with a 15yr old. What does he possibly have to gain from hanging out with what is essentially a kid? He must be a loser.

 

[TechnoBoss]

tldr my friend tried to get me a girls number and i ran away like a idiot

Bro he’s not supposed to go up to her and tell her that. You’re supposed to approach. This isn’t kindergarten.

 

[nuttheb]

It’s weird that your “friend” cucked you like that. He either doesn’t understand social dynamics or purposely wanted to cuck you. Either way I’d stop hanging out with him unless he was just so drunk that he didn’t realize what he’s doing (very unlikely if he’s 40 years old)

Also this brings up the question as to why you’re hanging out with a 40 year old man as a 16yr old. Is he trying to be some kind of mentor to you? You’re not even legal. Imagine a 40yr old man hanging out with a 15yr old. What does he possibly have to gain from hanging out with what is essentially a kid? He must be a loser.

he didnt try to cuck me he tried to get her number for me but i pussy outed mhm maybe he is a loser but he buys me alot of drinks

 

[TechnoBoss]

he didnt try to cuck me he tried to get her number for me but i pussy outed mhm maybe he is a loser but he buys me alot of drinks

A grown man should know that nothing would dry up a grown woman’s vagina more than going up to her and saying that. Maybe he was really trying to look out for you but tbh I don’t know how he expected that to play out. It makes you look even younger and it makes the situation weirder because it’s a 40yr old man walking up to a woman in her 30s and telling her that a 16yr old likes them. Even if she couldn’t tell you were 16 (she can) it would still be weird.

 

[nuttheb]

A grown man should know that nothing would dry up a grown woman’s vagina more than going up to her and saying that. Maybe he was really trying to look out for you but tbh I don’t know how he expected that to play out. It makes you look even younger and it makes the situation weirder because it’s a 40yr old man walking up to a woman in her 30s and telling her that a 16yr old likes them. Even if she couldn’t tell you were 16 (she can) it would still be weird.

yeah your right

 

[anthony111553]

It’s weird that your “friend” cucked you like that. He either doesn’t understand social dynamics or purposely wanted to cuck you. Either way I’d stop hanging out with him unless he was just so drunk that he didn’t realize what he’s doing (very unlikely if he’s 40 years old)

Also this brings up the question as to why you’re hanging out with a 40 year old man as a 16yr old. Is he trying to be some kind of mentor to you? You’re not even legal. Imagine a 40yr old man hanging out with a 15yr old. What does he possibly have to gain from hanging out with what is essentially a kid? He must be a loser.

okay agecuck

 

[TechnoBoss]

okay agecuck

What are you even saying? What is wrong about what I said? Can you tell me what a 40 year old man has to gain hanging out with a 16yr old boy?

 

[anthony111553]

What are you even saying? What is wrong about what I said? Can you tell me what a 40 year old man has to gain hanging out with a 16yr old boy?

sounds like agecuck logic

 

[TechnoBoss]

sounds like agecuck logic

You just keep using the same word but you aren’t going into detail about anything.

Stop saying agecuck and give me a reason why a 40yr old man should be hanging out with a 16yr old boy?

And before you give me some dumb argument like “bro 16 is a man” imagine a 15yr old turning 16 and the day he turns 16 he starts hanging out with a 40 year old man.

 

[faustianspirit]

unc really put you on and you fumbled gg

 

[kitten]

he didnt try to cuck me he tried to get her number for me but i pussy outed mhm maybe he is a loser but he buys me alot of drinks

he’s gonna try go gorilla mode on that bumhole of yours one day be careful

 

[kitten]

unc really put you on and you fumbled gg

unc had to get rid of competition

 

[nuttheb]

he’s gonna try go gorilla mode on that bumhole of yours one day be careful

i doubt it he chill

 

[kitten]

i doubt it he chill

where’d u meet this guy lol

 

[nuttheb]

where’d u meet this guy lol

he lives in the same hotel as me and asked if i wanted to join him for a walk then he took me clubbing

 

[kitten]

he lives in the same hotel as me and asked if i wanted to join him for a walk then he took me clubbing

sounds really sketch. maybe he’ll buy you roids one day idk