i figured out how to escape inceldom without ascending

[perfection is law]

just get married to a blind woman (aka jgmtabw) its fucking genius holy shit, she will never know that you're ugly unless you're like extremely recessed cuz in that case she'll be able to tell that your jaw is horrible, but besides that if you are mtn or above she'll never know. she'll probably also never know how tall you are as long as you're like a few inches taller than her which if you're average height you probably will be. she also wouldnt even know your dick size just by feel lol so you can easily larp, shes probably gonna be really nice cuz i feel like people with disabilities are generally nicer. she's probably gonna love you a lot too for the simple fact that you're willing to be with her since she will always feel like a burden so if you just dont make her feel like a burden shes gonna love you a lot. the only downside is probably that you're gonna have to help her all the time and she really is gonna be a burden and her genes could potentially make your kids blind as well unless it's not genetic. but other than that it seems like a great idea, and even if you do ascend and you're chad or someshit at least you'll know that she doesnt just love you for your looks. i dont know this could be a good idea. let me know what you guys think.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Them not being able to see you won't hide the fact that you're retarded.

 

[perfection is law]

Them not being able to see you won't hide the fact that you're retarded.

luckily that's not an issue for me as i am not retarded, so yea you would still have to ascend in certain aspects but not as much as if she could see

 

[Lefty Rankin]

luckily that's not an issue for me as i am not retarded, so yea you would still have to ascend in certain aspects but not as much as if she could see

By retarded I mean awkward and unsure of yourself.