I finally gave in and bought Elden Ring, damn they put effort in this bitch

[Deleted member 15577]

I don’t really game anymore but have a lot of free time these days so I thought might as well. My friends have been bugging me about trying this shit and I finally decided to give in. Damn the reviews didn’t lie, this game really gets you invested.

@BeyondHope
@forevergymcelling

You boyos tried this shit?

 

[the BULL]

It's the best game ever

 

[Deleted member 15577]

It's the best game ever

You played it?

 

[Pendejo]

I don’t really game anymore but have a lot of free time these days

 

[Deleted member 18086]

another copy pasta dark souls with better graphics and the same sluggish archaic gameplay with extra cringey enemies. final fantasy origin mogs

 

[Deleted member 15577]

another copy pasta dark souls with better graphics and the same sluggish archaic gameplay with extra cringey enemies. final fantasy origin mogs

Too weebish for me, this shit is dark and grimy how I like it

 

[the BULL]

You played it?

no i played the ds and bloodborne they're all the same shit

 

[Deleted member 15577]

Uni only giving me about 15 hours of class per week, time to gamecel

 

[Deleted member 15577]

no i played the ds and bloodborne they're all the same shit

This one apparently mogs both and is destined for game of the year

 

[Deleted member 18086]

Too weebish for me, this shit is dark and grimy how I like it

its weebish lol. the main character is a white chad and its a lot darker and more hardcore than ER. every time you kill an enemy its blood gets crystallized and it explodes

 

[Deleted member 3828]

no i played the ds and bloodborne they're all the same shit

agree with and with @BeyondHope
it's decent and bigger souls
Dark Souls 1 has the best story of them all though
I legit got emotional and didn't expect

The gameplay mechanics in the games (fights) leave something to be desired and the repetetiveness gets you bored after a while
you often fight the same boss/enemy but reskined or stronger and they make unlocking paths to bosses more annoying now sometimes (at least for me)

 

[Deleted member 3828]

But the bosses with cutscenes and the sceneries are pretty epic ngl
probably the most out of all these games and I think that's what all the reviewers fall in love with

 

[Deleted member 15577]

But the bosses with cutscenes and the sceneries are pretty epic ngl
probably the most out of all these games and I think that's what all the reviewers fall in love with

They have interesting mechanics where they just jump on you out of nowhere as if they’re really player controlled

 

[forevergymcelling]

My character is a med Chad

I spend my days here

 

[Deleted member 3828]

They have interesting mechanics where they just jump on you out of nowhere as if they’re really player controlled

yeah sometimes you get invaded by NPC and it feels like PVP

 

[Deleted member 15577]

My character is a med Chad

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I spend my days here

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I think I fucked up during character select, I chose prisoner and now I have a shit sword and staff. Basically chose incel class.

 

[Deleted member 18086]

agree with and with @BeyondHope
it's decent and bigger souls
Dark Souls 1 has the best story of them all though
I legit got emotional and didn't expect

The gameplay mechanics in the games (fights) leave something to be desired and the repetetiveness gets you bored after a while
you often fight the same boss/enemy but reskined or stronger and they make unlocking paths to bosses more annoying now sometimes (at least for me)

dark souls 1 was a revolutionary game, you would have expected them to have improved upon it using elements from Sekiro and Bloodborne, they didnt lol. Its so clunky, you dont dodge attacks, you dodge hitboxes. Fanobis call this game realistic, but think about it, how realistic is it that a guy with a sword and a shield would be able to kill a dragon who breathes lasers? at least in other games, your character has powers and speed on par with the enemy

 

[Lihito]

sluggish

This tbh. Never understood The autism of playing a game where you are not a Main character smashing shit Like god of war or Space Mareen


"Get off my swamp Space Mareen"

 

[Lihito]

My character is a med Chad

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I spend my days here

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Mega mirin autism

 

[Deleted member 3828]

dark souls 1 was a revolutionary game, you would have expected them to have improved upon it using elements from Sekiro and Bloodborne, they didnt lol. Its so clunky, you dont dodge attacks, you dodge hitboxes. Fanobis call this game realistic, but think about it, how realistic is it that a guy with a sword and a shield would be able to kill a dragon who breathes lasers? at least in other games, your character has powers and speed on par with the enemy

This tbh. Never understood The autism of playing a game where you are not a Main character smashing shit Like god of war or Space Mareen


"Get off my swamp Space Mareen"

it's kind of the point of these games
the only superpower you have is immortality which is like a basic thing in every other game
the difficulty and mundane grinding through failures and hundreds of deaths makes achievements like killing final boss more rewarding

 

[Lihito]

it's kind of the point of these games
the only superpower you have is immortality which is like a basic thing in every other game
the difficulty and mundane grinding through failures and hundreds of deaths makes achievements like killing final boss more rewarding

Still ultra frustrating as a concept since im frustrated and angry in my celibate life and thats why i want to kill something in game without it giving much ressistance , basically a Bully mentality.

 

[Deleted member 3828]

Still ultra frustrating as a concept since im frustrated and angry in my celibate life and thats why i want to kill something in game without it giving much ressistance , basically a Bully mentality.

true

 

[Danish_Retard]

Reminder that you're a bitch if you pay for anything online

learning to pirate :feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh:

looksmax.org

You're a bitch

 

[Deleted member 18086]

This tbh. Never understood The autism of playing a game where you are not a Main character smashing shit Like god of war or Space Mareen

it was cool 10 years ago, there are btter games now

 

[Deleted member 15748]

i enjoyed sekiro , that was my first and only ds type game
although i didnt finish it, i got stuck on the headless monkey and then i had irl shit come up and forgot about it

i did buy elden ring but I just dont have that much time for games these days fml
im gna play through it really slowly. i doubt i will finish it this year, but this time i wanna try stick to it

 

[Lihito]

it was cool 10 years ago, there are btter games now

What do you think of that japanese game where you kill Giants and ride your horse

I forgot The name

 

[Deleted member 18086]

he difficulty and mundane grinding through failures and hundreds of deaths makes achievements like killing final boss more rewardin

and its not even that difficult, plus 90% of ER is just walking or travelling on a horse lol

 

[Deleted member 18086]

What do you think of that japanese game where you kill Giants and ride your horse

I forgot The name

elden ring?

 

[Deleted member 13332]

gta san andreas mog to death + pes 2016 mogs them both

 

[Deleted member 13332]

Reminder that you're a bitch if you pay for anything online

learning to pirate :feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh:

looksmax.org

You're a bitch

caged

 

[Deleted member 15577]

gta san andreas mog to death + pes 2016 mogs them both

Incel trait: playing PES instead of FIFA

 

[Deleted member 13332]

Incel trait: playing PES instead of FIFA

fifa sucks

 

[Deleted member 15577]

fifa sucks

Riga IQ

 

[traveler]

It's the best game ever

 

[Deleted member 17791]

I lost the dvd the day I bought it.

 

[Deleted member 15577]

I lost the dvd the day I bought it.

It’s a game, not a movie


Rip tho boyo, €60 down the drain

 

[LooksOrDeath]

have you defeated the margit nigga

 

[Deleted member 15577]

have you defeated the margit nigga

Who’s that? I’m still at the start cause the golden faggot on the horse keeps raping me. Every where I go I get raped. It’s as if I’m playing against enemies that you’re only supposed to encounter at the end of the game. Everyone one-shots me.


10/10 experience,

 

[LooksOrDeath]

Who’s that? I’m still at the start cause the golden faggot on the horse keeps raping me. Every where I go I get raped. It’s as if I’m playing against enemies that you’re only supposed to encounter at the end of the game. Everyone one-shots me.


10/10 experience,

the golden faggot is too hard for you rn

you need to follow the grace and get yourself a maiden if you havent yet

 

[Deleted member 15577]

the golden faggot is too hard for you rn

you need to follow the grace and get yourself a maiden if you havent yet

I did and the slut gave me a horse.

She’s probably fucked that horse many times.

I also play ethnic class so I have 0 health. Bandits are pretty useless early on.

 

[Deleted member 16474]

I am inexperienced stubborn idiot who wall bangs to a first optional boss in an open world game

If you are struggling, just explore around and get slay for runes and items.

you are not stuck with ur class, they are just your starting items.


also level vigor to atleast 40 (softcap for value) and the game would become so much easier, so you don't get oneshot anymore and can actually learn and play

 

[LooksOrDeath]

I did and the slut gave me a horse.

She’s probably fucked that horse many times.

I also play ethnic class so I have 0 health. Bandits are pretty useless early on.

go to where a santa merchant is in a church right infront of the golden faggot
you will another slut there
talk to her

 

[LooksOrDeath]

what platform are you btw

 

[Deleted member 15577]

what platform are you btw

Pc

 

[Ezekiel]

It's a great game, esp if you're a fan of/played other Fromsoft games.It does have it's flaws though, some much bigger than others:
1.The gigantic open world is wide as an ocean but deep as a puddle, there's very little substance(cookie cutter caves/catacombs that almost all look the same where you fight the same fuckers).
2.The game quality falls off by a huge margin after

Spoiler

you beat Morgott and go to the Mountaintops of the Giants where enemies can pretty much two shot you like it's nothing and the bosse afterwards are complete and utter bullshit

3.Game is extremely overhyped and overrated so there's a huge chance you may put your expectations way too high and not like it because of that.

Overall,it's a great game, but nothing truly special or groundbreaking tbh, def not a 10/10.

 

[Deleted member 15577]

It's a great game, esp if you're a fan of/played other Fromsoft games.It does have it's flaws though, some much bigger than others:
1.The gigantic open world is wide as an ocean but deep as a puddle, there's very little substance(cookie cutter caves/catacombs that almost all look the same where you fight the same fuckers).
2.The game quality falls off by a huge margin after

Spoiler

you beat Morgott and go to the Mountaintops of the Giants where enemies can pretty much two shot you like it's nothing and the bosse afterwards are complete and utter bullshit

3.Game is extremely overhyped and overrated so there's a huge chance you may put your expectations way too high and not like it because of that.

Overall,it's a great game, but nothing truly special or groundbreaking tbh, def not a 10/10.

I’m enjoying it, I just get one shot by everything cause I picked bandit class haha