I flirted with my oneitis and got no response

[sickdawgie]

She was like id rather you were here (than this other guy at work) I said that's soooo nice. Ghosted

She didn't have to say that did she?

 

[AOL]

I had a dream where I assaulted my oneitis
Felt amazing

 

[Debetro]

Do you think she would be down to dating you

 

[BrutalMogger]

high iq high prolactin bro THAT IS HOW IT IS DONE.

WELL DONE I HOPE YOU EXPERIENCE THE BEST OF LIFE

YOU WILL HAVE A SPLENDID QUALITY OF LIFE

EVEN WHEN LIFE THROWS AT YOU THE MOST THOUGHEST OF CHALLENGES YOU WILL NOT GIVE UP

HIV DIAGNOSIS? NOTHING.

TYRONE CUCKING YOU? HURT LIKE A PAPERCUT.

CLOGGING YOUR TOILET AT 5:25AM AND WAKING UP YOUR WHOLE HOUSHOLD TO HELP YOU PLUNGE IT OUT? BRING IT ON.


EVERYONE HAS A SKIBIDI TOILET WITHIN AND THE SKIBIDI TOILET SHINES BRIGHT.

 

[sickdawgie]

Do you think she would be down to dating you

I left it too late

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

You didn't grab her like an animal and rip off her clothes so her monkey brain got turned off

Bro missed the signal