I found out the secret to eternal youth

[Deleted member 21182]

BRO I LITERALLY FOUND OUT AND DON'T U GUYS BE SAYING ITS BULLSHIT BEFORE TRYING.
Basically jizz in a jar until it's full, put it in the freezer and leave it there for 3 months than mix it with flower until it becomes a creme and apply it as a face mask.
Basically the logic is that sperm is youth since it makes babies and it will instantly make ur face and skin as smooth as a baby's ass TRUST ME don't cope before u try for at least a month

 

[Deleted member 20370]

dont put ideas into these peoples heads

 

[FutureSlayer]

BRO I LITERALLY FOUND OUT AND DON'T U GUYS BE SAYING ITS BULLSHIT BEFORE TRYING.
Basically jizz in a jar until it's full, put it in the freezer and leave it there for 3 months than mix it with flower until it becomes a creme and apply it as a face mask.
Basically the logic is that sperm is youth since it makes babies and it will instantly make ur face and skin as smooth as a baby's ass TRUST ME don't cope before u try for at least a month

They actually made an experiment like this on a tv channel. Outcome: it destroys your collagen and dries your skin

 

[GalacticHero]

Why for 3 months?

 

[Sociobiology]

Already tried this. It doesn't work.

 

[Deleted member 21182]

They actually made an experiment like this on a tv channel. Outcome: it destroys your collagen and dries your skin

Why for 3 months?

U gotta leave it for three months and mix it with flower that's important, I'd recommend eating it too if possible since it contains protiens and based on my studies and experiment will boost ur immune system a LOT since ur getting contact

 

[FutureSlayer]

U gotta leave it for three months and mix it with flower that's important, I'd recommend eating it too if possible since it contains protiens and based on my studies and experiment will boost ur immune system a LOT since ur getting contact

Why not filling an entire bath tub with jizz and rejuvenate your full body jfl

 

[Deleted member 21182]

dont put ideas into these peoples heads

This is the future, main stream doesn't want us to know, that's probably why brad Pitt looks so young.

 

[Deleted member 21182]

Why not filling an entire bath tub with jizz and rejuvenate your full body jfl

You'd take years to do that tho unless u hire 500 dudes to masturbate in. Bathtub for u since it's important for the sperm to be alive it can't due

 

[enchanted_elixir]

BRO I LITERALLY FOUND OUT AND DON'T U GUYS BE SAYING ITS BULLSHIT BEFORE TRYING.
Basically jizz in a jar until it's full, put it in the freezer and leave it there for 3 months than mix it with flower until it becomes a creme and apply it as a face mask.
Basically the logic is that sperm is youth since it makes babies and it will instantly make ur face and skin as smooth as a baby's ass TRUST ME don't cope before u try for at least a month

Please make a scientific paper on this please.

 

[Deleted member 21182]

Please make a scientific paper on this please.

I'm trying to get it mainstream, basically i found out by nutting in my roommates skincare products as a prank and noticed an improvement to his ache and overall skin, and now with testing i feel like mixing it with flower after leaving it in the freezer for 3 months is the best result i got so far

 

[Deleted member 21044]

Semen is a lifehack, true. But don't freeze it, you'll likely degrade some of the nutrients, also don't mix it with anything, just cum.

 

[Deleted member 21044]

They actually made an experiment like this on a tv channel. Outcome: it destroys your collagen and dries your skin

Link.

 

[FutureSlayer]

I'm trying to get it mainstream, basically i found out by nutting in my roommates skincare products as a prank and noticed an improvement to his ache and overall skin, and now with testing i feel like mixing it with flower after leaving it in the freezer for 3 months is the best result i got so far

The absolute state of this forum rn. When is the Armageddon coming?

 

[Deleted member 21182]

Semen is a lifehack, true. But don't freeze it, you'll likely degrade some of the nutrients, also don't mix it with anything, just cum.

It's worth giving a try in any way possible since we usually just waste it by throwing it away anyway making a face mask out of it would work, I'd assume the sperm needs to be kept as fresh as possible that's why freezing since most men won't cum enough for a face mask

 

[Deleted member 21182]

The absolute state of this forum rn. When is the Armageddon coming?

Bro people talk about mewing and bonesmash, this is not worse than any of that, if anything even better i want dudes to post before and after months of use and you'll see

 

[Deleted member 23373]

FUKK MAN IT'S NOT GOING TO MAKE YOU STAY YOUNG, AT MOST IT GOING TO GROW A MUTANT BABY IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR FACE

 

[Deleted member 21182]

FUKK MAN IT'S NOT GOING TO MAKE YOU STAY YOUNG, AT MOST IT GOING TO GROW A MUTANT BABY IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR FACE

No I'd also recommend using it on ur hair and skin since it will probably make it better I've seen too much to deny it

 

[fjor2096]

U gotta leave it for three months and mix it with flower that's important, I'd recommend eating it too if possible since it contains protiens and based on my studies and experiment will boost ur immune system a LOT since ur getting contact

Ur trippihng bro putting it on your face is one thing but you want niggas to eat their cum