I fucked zendaya yesterday

[fukmylyf]

I fucked a girl who looks and acts exactly like zendaya when she was young, except a gyatt version.
This isn't even a flex. It's more to raise awareness of the fact that the age of human cloning and genetic engineering has already begun.

She was a really nice girl tbh, definitely LTR material. We had deep conversations about psychedelics, astral projection, and cosmic reptilians who harvest loosh from human suffering. But even though i nutted twice, i didn't feel much sexual attraction to her. It felt very platonic.

I think at this stage my heart desires a dirty slut who will fuck me like a pornstar and ruin my life. When i got home i ate mcdonalds and played cod for 6 hours to cleanse my soul.

 

[first snow]

 

[vevcred2_0]

Nice job

 

[Vermilioncore]

why do you have to stunt on ugly incels like me and get me all pressed frog bro

 

[trench]

oh wow

 

[fukmylyf]

why do you have to stunt on ugly incels like me and get me all pressed frog bro

It's not a flex because she isn't my type. Also ur not incel. U fucked girls on doorbell cameras before

 

[fukmylyf]

@forevergymcelling is any of this relatable?

 

[Deleted member 129846]

Mid

 

[fukmylyf]

Mid

exactly, zero sex appeal

 

[forevergymcelling]

@forevergymcelling is any of this relatable?

Not really tbh

 

[fukmylyf]

Not really tbh

i thought it would based on british slags threads. Oh well.

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

zendaya is weak mtb

 

[fukmylyf]

i feel bad tbh. It sucks when you meet a girl with a sweet personality but the sexual energy isn't there. I can see how people can cheat in relationships and still value their partner.