
asdvek
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Was in the bathroom shaving armpit and pubes and torso you know the usual shit as always
And I have like multiple razors and they're all dull as fuck. So I find a razor and this shit for some reason doesn't have the safety thing.
Like the thing I marked, the safety thing, it wasn't on
Idk where it was but yeah. So this thing was fucking MAD, it was so fucking sharp it was genuinely the sharpest thing ever
I was shaving my armpits and while I was switching the razor from my hand to other hand to shave the other armpit I accidentally slit my chest open
I thought i genuinely slit it open but thankfully it wasnt that bad. It felt like i just opened my chest but it was like 1 inch cut at best, but i thought it was like 5 inches or something shit felt crazy
And I have like multiple razors and they're all dull as fuck. So I find a razor and this shit for some reason doesn't have the safety thing.
Like the thing I marked, the safety thing, it wasn't on

Idk where it was but yeah. So this thing was fucking MAD, it was so fucking sharp it was genuinely the sharpest thing ever
I was shaving my armpits and while I was switching the razor from my hand to other hand to shave the other armpit I accidentally slit my chest open
I thought i genuinely slit it open but thankfully it wasnt that bad. It felt like i just opened my chest but it was like 1 inch cut at best, but i thought it was like 5 inches or something shit felt crazy