I fumbled a girl today

[Scandicel]

I hosted a party at my house today, and there was foid that i had been talking to all night there.

At the end of the party, there was 3 people there and she was one of them.

And since im low inhib, i said that i had a 3 cm cock and that i would fuck her if she wanted to.

And when she wentt home, i said sorry to her.

And she said "hahaha its okay, you say alot of weir stuff when you're drunk, but are you sure you didn't mean any lf it?"

Hinting towards the "i would fuck you right now" part.

And i just said "lmao ofc i don't have a 3cm penis"

And she said "hahaha its okay, that wasn't really what i meant but okay"

So she obviously wanted to fuck me and i fmbled big time....


@abzz @EvilSatanArseRapist @MouthBreathingElite @futureschizo @Heretic

i don't really know if you guys understand what i was trying to say here, since im still abit drunk, but i tried my best

 

[futureschizo]

should have said ill fuck you with my 3 cm penis right now

smh you fumbled too high inhib

 

[Brooke Shields]

atleast you have yeah nvm

 

[staton]

you retard, you sold hard

 

[Scandicel]

should have said ill fuck you with my 3 cm penis smh you fumbled

nigga that was what i said at the party obviously didn't work did it?

 

[manhattanbound]

I hosted a party at my house today, and there was foid that i had been talking to all night there.

At the end of the party, there was 3 people there and she was one of them.

And since im low inhib, i said that i had a 3 cm cock and that i would fuck her if she wanted to.

And when she wentt home, i said sorry to her.

And she said "hahaha its okay, you say alot of weir stuff when you're drunk, but are you sure you didn't mean any lf it?"

Hinting towards the "i would fuck you right now" part.

And i just said "lmao ofc i don't have a 3cm penis"

And she said "hahaha its okay, that wasn't really what i meant but okay"

So she obviously wanted to fuck me and i fmbled big time....


@abzz @EvilSatanArseRapist @MouthBreathingElite @futureschizo @Heretic

i don't really know if you guys understand what i was trying to say here, since im still abit drunk, but i tried my best

for me ngl ts kinda true, i mog like everyone in my school but my shlong is kinda small icl

 

[Chungus]

Kill yourself retard nobody cares

 

[Scandicel]

you retard, you sold hard

its so cooked, i should've just went for the kiss and took it from there

 

[illusion]

Proud of you for being low inhib it’ll work out next time

 

[Scandicel]

for me ngl ts kinda true, i mog like everyone in my school but my shlong is kinda small icl

Damn, being a mogger with a small dih must be hard lowkey

 

[futureschizo]

nigga that was what i said at the party obviously didn't work did it?

you said "if you want to"

sounds too submissive and unsure

 

[manhattanbound]

Damn, being a mogger with a small dih must be hard lowkey

small dih big dreams

 

[Scandicel]

Proud of you for being low inhib it’ll work out next time

yeah, im exstremelt low inhib.

I probably could have fucked her if i just went for it when she was here instead of when talking to her on snap

 

[polonaecel]

I hosted a party at my house today, and there was foid that i had been talking to all night there.

At the end of the party, there was 3 people there and she was one of them.

And since im low inhib, i said that i had a 3 cm cock and that i would fuck her if she wanted to.

And when she wentt home, i said sorry to her.

And she said "hahaha its okay, you say alot of weir stuff when you're drunk, but are you sure you didn't mean any lf it?"

Hinting towards the "i would fuck you right now" part.

And i just said "lmao ofc i don't have a 3cm penis"

And she said "hahaha its okay, that wasn't really what i meant but okay"

So she obviously wanted to fuck me and i fmbled big time....


@abzz @EvilSatanArseRapist @MouthBreathingElite @futureschizo @Heretic

i don't really know if you guys understand what i was trying to say here, since im still abit drunk, but i tried my best

Sucks

 

[Scandicel]

you said "if you want to"

sounds too submissive and unsure

she said "are you sure you didn't mean any of it" on snap, after she went home.

hinting about the fucking her part.

 

[rawr]

did you genuinely tell a woman ur dick was 3 cm long

 

[Scandicel]

did you genuinely tell a woman ur dick was 3 cm long

Yupp, when im drunk i geniuenly don't care, and i like said it as a kind of joke, and she hinted that she wanted to fuck me afterwrds so i don't see the peoblem

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

Worst day in chads life

 

[Scandicel]

Worst day in chads life

niggas always typing some nonsense in my threads

ur funny tho

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

did you genuinely tell a woman ur dick was 3 cm long

OP has no downgrowth id do the same shit too

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

niggas always typing some nonsense in my threads

ur funny tho

Im right

 

[Scandicel]

Im right

lmao, ur funny, ill let you live.

 

[Scandicel]

Kill yourself retard nobody cares

niggas just hating for no reason

 

[Scandicel]

@xzylecrey

 

[Deleted member 324441]

I hosted a party at my house today, and there was foid that i had been talking to all night there.

At the end of the party, there was 3 people there and she was one of them.

And since im low inhib, i said that i had a 3 cm cock and that i would fuck her if she wanted to.

And when she wentt home, i said sorry to her.

And she said "hahaha its okay, you say alot of weir stuff when you're drunk, but are you sure you didn't mean any lf it?"

Hinting towards the "i would fuck you right now" part.

And i just said "lmao ofc i don't have a 3cm penis"

And she said "hahaha its okay, that wasn't really what i meant but okay"

So she obviously wanted to fuck me and i fmbled big time....


@abzz @EvilSatanArseRapist @MouthBreathingElite @futureschizo @Heretic

i don't really know if you guys understand what i was trying to say here, since im still abit drunk, but i tried my best

bro you fucking idiot what the fuck, fumble of the century

 

[Assymetriccel]

Copypasta

 

[Scandicel]

Copypasta

what?

 

[Scandicel]

bro you fucking idiot what the fuck, fumble of the century

Yupp i know

 

[Outlander]

 

[xzylecrey]

Tldr - got rejected by ltb for having 3cm cock and she went home

 

[Scandicel]

Tldr - got rejected by ltb for having 3cm cock and she went home

I never got rejected

She wanted to fuck me my nigga Did you even read the thread?

 

[xzylecrey]

I never got rejected

She wanted to fuck me my nigga Did you even read the thread?

Js jk ofc im nice this christmas

 

[quan1]

i would kill myself if this happened to me

 

[Scandicel]

i would kill myself if this happened to me

Why

 

[quan1]

Why

bro if i was given a chance and fumbled it i know i wouldnt get another

 

[Scandicel]

bro if i was given a chance and fumbled it i know i wouldnt get another

Hahahaha, you'll grt ur chance bhai

i don't stress about it....

 

[Scandicel]

@nellii

 

[nellii]

I hosted a party at my house today, and there was foid that i had been talking to all night there.

At the end of the party, there was 3 people there and she was one of them.

And since im low inhib, i said that i had a 3 cm cock and that i would fuck her if she wanted to.

And when she wentt home, i said sorry to her.

And she said "hahaha its okay, you say alot of weir stuff when you're drunk, but are you sure you didn't mean any lf it?"

Hinting towards the "i would fuck you right now" part.

And i just said "lmao ofc i don't have a 3cm penis"

And she said "hahaha its okay, that wasn't really what i meant but okay"

So she obviously wanted to fuck me and i fmbled big time....


@abzz @EvilSatanArseRapist @MouthBreathingElite @futureschizo @Heretic

i don't really know if you guys understand what i was trying to say here, since im still abit drunk, but i tried my best

bro

how do u fumble this bad and why i did u tell her u had a 3cm penis (even if it was a joke) in the first place

 

[Scandicel]

bro

how do u fumble this bad and why i did u tell her u had a 3cm penis (even if it was a joke) in the first place

it looked like i was dead serious aswell.

i don't even know how i fumbled over text, she was obviously into me

 

[GoErOnFoids]

I hosted a party at my house today, and there was foid that i had been talking to all night there.

At the end of the party, there was 3 people there and she was one of them.

And since im low inhib, i said that i had a 3 cm cock and that i would fuck her if she wanted to.

And when she wentt home, i said sorry to her.

And she said "hahaha its okay, you say alot of weir stuff when you're drunk, but are you sure you didn't mean any lf it?"

Hinting towards the "i would fuck you right now" part.

And i just said "lmao ofc i don't have a 3cm penis"

And she said "hahaha its okay, that wasn't really what i meant but okay"

So she obviously wanted to fuck me and i fmbled big time....


@abzz @EvilSatanArseRapist @MouthBreathingElite @futureschizo @Heretic

i don't really know if you guys understand what i was trying to say here, since im still abit drunk, but i tried my best

show up at her door pants fully down

 

[abzz]

I hosted a party at my house today, and there was foid that i had been talking to all night there.

At the end of the party, there was 3 people there and she was one of them.

And since im low inhib, i said that i had a 3 cm cock and that i would fuck her if she wanted to.

And when she wentt home, i said sorry to her.

And she said "hahaha its okay, you say alot of weir stuff when you're drunk, but are you sure you didn't mean any lf it?"

Hinting towards the "i would fuck you right now" part.

And i just said "lmao ofc i don't have a 3cm penis"

And she said "hahaha its okay, that wasn't really what i meant but okay"

So she obviously wanted to fuck me and i fmbled big time....


@abzz @EvilSatanArseRapist @MouthBreathingElite @futureschizo @Heretic

i don't really know if you guys understand what i was trying to say here, since im still abit drunk, but i tried my best

it's alright man, everything happens for a reason

maybe she has an STD, you never know