I gave myself a black eye on purpose

[Tyler Maher]

I hit my under eyes in the shower with the shower head very hard lots of time to get black eye on porpose to look more dark triad. Well it worked. Had swelling and redness (i did this before bed) and then i woke up to a black purple eye i literally look better jfl

 

[Entschuldigung]

You'll just look like the abused dog you are