I got 70 likes in 24 hours on bumble. Only problem is...

MoggerGaston

MoggerGaston

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Is that I put my real age (29) with my old pics when I was 22yo (catfish), with age-range set to 24-34yo.

Every match is a 27-31yo roastie. completely over. If I would even meet-up with them they would immediately realize it's not me on the pics.

Only lifefuel is that I've never had such good results EVER BEFORE on bumble in my life. I thought dating-apps were dead but they seem to be more popular than ever before where I live in the 27-31 age-range.

Either way I am never dating again lmao. Imagine telling ur 28yo date that you're 29yo and you've never had a relationship before :lul::lul::lul:


immediately over. why even bother.

and no i aint lying about anything ever again to please some roastie-whore for her to judge a fake-version of me better.
I am tired of women.
 
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Either way I am never dating again lmao. Imagine telling ur 28yo date that you're 29yo and you've never had a relationship before :lul::lul::lul:
if ur gl they dont care
 
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if ur gl they dont care
idiot cope. @SoundnVision you too, coping hard.

You want to date someone on your own lookslevel, so when you are gl you are dating a gl girl.
That gl girl will have a demand-list (other than looks) for you since you are looksmatched or close to looksmatched.

Nobody is talking about a gl guy dating some girl he mogs hard. Yeah sure then you are right, but it's an irrelevant scenario.

keep coping buddy
 
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Put the age range lower and go bang some young pussy you cunt
 
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too nt for me but i read it all
 
Because it's bumble.
Young girls use hinge.
Put your location to London make a hinge profile, see what happens.
already done this experiment 100 times
 
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too nt for me but i read it all
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u curlyheadjames maxing?
 
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I met two 30 year olds through a common friend group in October and I've been going out for drinks with them for the last month.

BOTH OF THEM SINGLE.

Their level of entitlement, their ridiculous demands from men and all the psychological buggage they 've accumulated through the years, are things you have to deal with in order to date them. All this just for a roastie's sub prime pussy. Not worth it.

The only thing that I get joy out of is the dread I see in their eyes when they think of their age and the fact they don't have a bf or are married, while most of their friends have settled with a betabuxxer and have kids.
 
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I met two 30 year olds through a common friend group in October and I've been going out for drinks with them for the last month.

BOTH OF THEM SINGLE.

Their level of entitlement, their ridiculous demands from men and all the psychological buggage they 've accumulated through the years, are things you have to deal with in order to date them. All this just for a roastie's sub prime pussy. Not worth it.

The only thing that I get joy out of is the dread I see in their eyes when they think of their age and the fact they don't have a bf or are married, while most of their friends have settled with a betabuxxer and have kids.
yes, this is exactly what I mean.

30 year olds are 'traumatized' from all the failed situationships/relationships from their twenties.
and now they want their next guy to 'man-up' and 'treat them right' :lul::lul::lul:

why would any guy do that to themselves. Only some ugly beta-simp would be willing to take that role.
But these girls still have high looks-standards so the guy would be rejected or deadbedroom-maxxed by the foid.
 
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where u do u live?
 
You will regret not going on dates I promise you that. I only started in my mid 30s. Now I have gf. Wish I started sooner instead of giving up in my late 20s.
 
When I read this shit I remember why I quit OLD for like 2 years now. Even when I was doing OLD I had no success. Although part of it was my own fault as I never wanted to meet up with the chicks I matched with.

Dealing with women around age 27-34 is stereotypical lol. It's almost comical when they drop the standard hitting the wall script on your ass.
 
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You will regret not going on dates I promise you that. I only started in my mid 30s. Now I have gf. Wish I started sooner instead of giving up in my late 20s.
yes, this is exactly what I mean.

30 year olds are 'traumatized' from all the failed situationships/relationships from their twenties.
and now they want their next guy to 'man-up' and 'treat them right' :lul::lul::lul:

why would any guy do that to themselves. Only some ugly beta-simp would be willing to take that role.
But these girls still have high looks-standards so the guy would be rejected or deadbedroom-maxxed by the foid.
 
I only started in my mid 30s.
Don't compare yourself to me. I have gone on ~50 first-dates already and it's all been terrible.

It's good to give up on women when they are all this delusional and hate subhumans like me.
 
Agepill is brutal
 
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Agepill is brutal
aging doesnt really matter as an ugly subhuman

you go from young and ugly: rejected
to old and ugly: rejected

my life doesn't change because it never began for me. Over before it began.
 
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idiot cope. @SoundnVision you too, coping hard.

You want to date someone on your own lookslevel, so when you are gl you are dating a gl girl.
That gl girl will have a demand-list (other than looks) for you since you are looksmatched or close to looksmatched.

Nobody is talking about a gl guy dating some girl he mogs hard. Yeah sure then you are right, but it's an irrelevant scenario.

keep coping buddy
True it's so fucking over, your whole ancestry fucked up and now you end the hell spiral. It's over
 
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True it's so fucking over, your whole ancestry fucked up and now you end the hell spiral. It's over
my polish ancestry should've been genocided by hitler so that I wouldn't have been born into this retarded life.

unfortunately the jews won.
 
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my polish ancestry should've been genocided by hitler so that I wouldn't have been born into this retarded life.

unfortunately the jews won.
Yeah, my mom should have been sterilized from the Swedish racial Institute if Hitler would have won. So it would have been a win for both of us
 
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Don't compare yourself to me. I have gone on ~50 first-dates already and it's all been terrible.

It's good to give up on women when they are all this delusional and hate subhumans like me.
Took me at least that many. Then when I finally got a girl I had pied and couldn't fuck her. Still battling that. Embarrassing, yes. Better than rotting, also yes.
 
Took me at least that many. Then when I finally got a girl I had pied and couldn't fuck her. Still battling that. Embarrassing, yes. Better than rotting, also yes.
Pied?

Yes everything better than rotting my man. But theres more to do than foids in life
 
Porn induced erectile dysfunction
what a joke
he said he didn't have sex for the first time untill his mid30s?!

JFL at blaming the ED resulting from such a truecel life on Porn. Complete tales, absent of any truth. Retarded take.


it's completely normal for inexperienced men to have ED due to the stress and anxiety of being in such a new situation with a girl.
Personally I haven't had sex in years again and I expect to have ED if I do get into such a situation again for the first few times with a new girl. Until I get mentally comfortable again and stress/anxiety reduces.

luckily theres drugs to get through ED in this situation. How this has anything to do with porn at all though?! nothing
 
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try it my brother. You have a chance, atleast have some fun. You will regret it later
we have different ideas of fun.

Dating the typical foid which treats a date like a job interview is excruciating.
 
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we have different ideas of fun.

Dating the typical foid which treats a date like a job interview is excruciating.
Then dont treat it as a job interview :forcedsmile: just troll or go without expectations. Better than rot.

Either way, you do you.
 
what a joke
he said he didn't have sex for the first time untill his mid30s?!

JFL at blaming the ED resulting from such a truecel life on Porn. Complete tales, absent of any truth. Retarded take.


it's completely normal for inexperienced men to have ED due to the stress and anxiety of being in such a new situation with a girl.
Personally I haven't had sex in years again and I expect to have ED if I do get into such a situation again for the first few times with a new girl. Until I get mentally comfortable again and stress/anxiety reduces.

luckily theres drugs to get through ED in this situation. How this has anything to do with porn at all though?! nothing
I was just expaining pied, haven't read the thread, bit i tjink overall pied ia not joke, maybe not in his stuation, but still i think its real.
 
Then dont treat it as a job interview :forcedsmile: just troll or go without expectations. Better than rot.

Either way, you do you.
Its them who do that, not me
 
inspect element
 
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imagine posting a thread then using your alt accounts to have a conversation about it
 
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I met two 30 year olds through a common friend group in October and I've been going out for drinks with them for the last month.

BOTH OF THEM SINGLE.

Their level of entitlement, their ridiculous demands from men and all the psychological buggage they 've accumulated through the years, are things you have to deal with in order to date them. All this just for a roastie's sub prime pussy. Not worth it.

The only thing that I get joy out of is the dread I see in their eyes when they think of their age and the fact they don't have a bf or are married, while most of their friends have settled with a betabuxxer and have kids.
Couldn't say it more clear and I speak from my personal experience.
All women that were 21+ years old and single were not mature at all as they claim everywhere by saying how man are scared of such treasures they are.
All of them were borderline psychopaths trying to gaslight you into submission, play obvious games to take your attention that only high schooler could fall into, or is just literal NPC with no features in life and nothing to say about herself.

Also found majority of them asexual, too shy, too masculine and pretty much everything that makes them feel like you are being scolded by your own mother than having someone fun to hang out with.
I wonder what kind of fucking issues made them like that, when I clearly hear from millenials and older gens that it wasn't that bad and people needed time to find themselves before settling down, so it was normal to find healthy partners this late.

Now it's pretty much gg over and take last mentally unstable trash that is left on dating market or die alone cuz you don't want to go through life lesson
 
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if ur gl they dont care
Wrong ( applies only if you look like Jeremy Meeks)
Some bitches clearly said they don’t want older guys. You get some 18-19 year old who don’t wanna fuck with 23+ dudes.
Agepill is real
 
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OLD doesn't work for subgigachad in 2024

I wish i would have used Tinder in 2013. Must have been insane
 
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Is that I put my real age (29) with my old pics when I was 22yo (catfish), with age-range set to 24-34yo.

Every match is a 27-31yo roastie. completely over. If I would even meet-up with them they would immediately realize it's not me on the pics.

Only lifefuel is that I've never had such good results EVER BEFORE on bumble in my life. I thought dating-apps were dead but they seem to be more popular than ever before where I live in the 27-31 age-range.

Either way I am never dating again lmao. Imagine telling ur 28yo date that you're 29yo and you've never had a relationship before :lul::lul::lul:


immediately over. why even bother.

and no i aint lying about anything ever again to please some roastie-whore for her to judge a fake-version of me better.
I am tired of women.
Lie nigga wtf

They don't even lie about their bodycount, it's

SO SHAMEFUL, THAT WHEN ASKED, THEY WILL REFUSE TO ANSWER HALF THE TIME,

OR JUST LIE

LIE BACK NIGGA 🤣
 
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tfw there are more single roasties than jbs

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just use them for sex tbh. How u think i survived this month?
 
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tfw there are more single roasties than jbs

clown-joker-laughing-alone-at-the-subway-xf9bqzeocje2u104.gif


just use them for sex tbh. How u think i survived this month?
these roasties have serious trust-issues and dont put out untill date 3 n shit.
u think its worth the effort? :feelswhy:
 
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what a joke
he said he didn't have sex for the first time untill his mid30s?!

JFL at blaming the ED resulting from such a truecel life on Porn. Complete tales, absent of any truth. Retarded take.


it's completely normal for inexperienced men to have ED due to the stress and anxiety of being in such a new situation with a girl.
Personally I haven't had sex in years again and I expect to have ED if I do get into such a situation again for the first few times with a new girl. Until I get mentally comfortable again and stress/anxiety reduces.

luckily theres drugs to get through ED in this situation. How this has anything to do with porn at all though?! nothing
Pied is real brah. And it sucks. I am 100% comfortable around my gf but I still sometimes suffer from it. Decades of solo jerking and porn have fried my brain.
 
Pied is real brah. And it sucks. I am 100% comfortable around my gf but I still sometimes suffer from it. Decades of solo jerking and porn have fried my brain.
And decades of no intimacy has been very healthy for your brain and development???

Were you rejecting girls cuz u would rather jerk off?

Pied is a joke
 
amount of matches is pointless because all those women only want to take from you, they don't offer anything
 
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