I got a boner in public and I didn’t had underwear on

[The Grinch]

You know when you have a boner, you point it upwards and clamp it with your underwear so it stays like that. But today I didn’t had no underwear because it was too hot for that shit and I got a fucking boner while standing at the checkout in the supermarket. There was literally nothing I could do in that situation to save myself, it was horrible.

I tried acting stoic and emotionless on the outside, pretending it’s everything alright.

On the inside, I was losing my mind, I knew if anyone looks at me, they would see my cock pointing right at them like a total creep

 

[Uncle Dinky]

Well what happened

 

[The Grinch]

Well what happened

I held my shopping bag in front of my dick to hide it

 

[Uncle Dinky]

I held my shopping bag in front of my dick to hide it

Clutch

 

[anthony111553]

I held my shopping bag in front of my dick to hide it

why u could've just pulled out a coin and hid it

 

[New Poster]

should have slowly stroked while making eye contact with everyone

 

[R@m@]

High inhib

 

[R@m@]

Tens que baixar essa inibiçao mano

 

[The Grinch]

Tens que baixar essa inibiçao mano

What?

 

[Beastimmung]

You know when you have a boner, you point it upwards and clamp it with your underwear so it stays like that

what is blud babbling about

 

[shizuku11111]

what is blud babbling about

you cant relate since you have small dick

 

[shizuku11111]

i love when my dick is semi hard and im wearing gray sweatpants and it looks like i have snake down there

 

[Beastimmung]

you cant relate since you have small dick

Nah my dick is so big if I pointed it upwards it would out at the top, idk doesn't even need to be that big for that to happen

 

[The Grinch]

what is blud babbling about

When I have a boner in public I make this move to hide it:

Spoiler: .

@shizuku11111

 

[The Grinch]

you cant relate since you have small dick

He can have a boner and no one would notice

 

[ttlurker]

High t trait

 

[Juandigomigo22]

You know when you have a boner, you point it upwards and clamp it with your underwear so it stays like that. But today I didn’t had no underwear because it was too hot for that shit and I got a fucking boner while standing at the checkout in the supermarket. There was literally nothing I could do in that situation to save myself, it was horrible.

I tried acting stoic and emotionless on the outside, pretending it’s everything alright.

On the inside, I was losing my mind, I knew if anyone looks at me, they would see my cock pointing right at them like a total creep

Why is getting a homer embarrassing? But you can’t blame woman when there pussy stinks from blood and shit?