I got a female coworker to talk about pee today (10/1/25 edition)

BadLuck7892

BadLuck7892

Luminary
Joined
Sep 11, 2024
Posts
7,213
Reputation
7,740
The autistic foid.

We went to a concert together the other night. I left early.

I told her today "It's a good thing you didn't take me up on my offer to get you a water. The line for the ladies room was extremely long when I was leaving. The water would have sent you to that line."

She then volunteered (without me even asking) she went the whole concert without pissing (and then pissed when she got home)

Askai 990724
 
  • JFL
  • +1
  • Hmm...
Reactions: AustrianMogger, spongebobsex, rawr and 7 others
Road to golden shower (Part 3)
 
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: spongebobsex, qxdr, Abdullahm06 and 1 other person
there was pee inside her the whole time u were talking
 
  • +1
Reactions: rawr and BadLuck7892
Another wonderful piece of writing Mr. Badluck
 
  • +1
  • JFL
Reactions: spongebobsex, rawr, BadLuck7892 and 1 other person
there was pee inside her the whole time u were talking
She has no idea how much it turned me on to hear her talk about her urination habits
 
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: spongebobsex, isis_Bleach, Abdullahm06 and 1 other person
Another wonderful piece of writing Mr. Badluck
I went on to tell her I don't get why the lines for the ladies room are so much longer than the mens room at big events.

She said she doesn't get it either. All she can think of is maybe a lot of foids adjust their makeup.

There's more (I'm going to let you digest this 2nd snippet before I proceed)
 
  • +1
Reactions: jojocel
I went on to tell her I don't get why the lines for the ladies room are so much longer than the mens room at big events.

She said she doesn't get it either. All she can think of is maybe a lot of foids adjust their makeup.

There's more (I'm going to let you digest this 2nd snippet before I proceed)
Suspense is killing me
 
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: spongebobsex, rawr and Orka
Suspense is killing me
I told her "The fact you sit would explain a slightly longer line. I feel like that fact alone doesn't explain an astronomically longer line though. You're probably right, makeup is probably what leads to the backup."

I was hoping to get her to confirm whether she sits or squats (or perhaps is one of the rare foids who's learned to stand). No luck.

Oh well. The discussion continued.
 
  • +1
  • JFL
Reactions: spongebobsex, rawr and jojocel
@jojocel So as I said, the discussion continued.

We talked about a YouTube vid from a country concert where some cowgirls went into the mens room to dodge the long line for the ladies room, only to get kicked out by a group of cowboys.

We then talked about the giant gender neutral bathroom at the Seattle airport.

It's amazing how I'm low inhibition enough to talk about pee with female coworkers on a work device, yet too high inhibition to ask out a foid who's given me IOIs.
 
  • +1
Reactions: spongebobsex and jojocel
@jojocel So as I said, the discussion continued.

We talked about a YouTube vid from a country concert where some cowgirls went into the mens room to dodge the long line for the ladies room, only to get kicked out by a group of cowboys.

We then talked about the giant gender neutral bathroom at the Seattle airport.

It's amazing how I'm low inhibition enough to talk about pee with female coworkers on a work device, yet too high inhibition to ask out a foid who's given me IOIs.
Given your attractions I gotta say that you’re the living the good life man
 
  • +1
Reactions: spongebobsex and BadLuck7892
Given your attractions I gotta say that you’re the living the good life man
Yeah. The only thing that would make it better is if I got to watch female coworkers piss
 
  • +1
  • JFL
Reactions: spongebobsex, jojocel and rawr
The autistic foid.

We went to a concert together the other night. I left early.

I told her today "It's a good thing you didn't take me up on my offer to get you a water. The line for the ladies room was extremely long when I was leaving. The water would have sent you to that line."

She then volunteered (without me even asking) she went the whole concert without pissing (and then pissed when she got home)

View attachment 4165144
Incredible
 
The autistic foid.

We went to a concert together the other night. I left early.

I told her today "It's a good thing you didn't take me up on my offer to get you a water. The line for the ladies room was extremely long when I was leaving. The water would have sent you to that line."

She then volunteered (without me even asking) she went the whole concert without pissing (and then pissed when she got home)

View attachment 4165144
She might realize that everytime you see her you talk about pee
Be careful bro
 
  • +1
Reactions: spongebobsex
Incredible
Remember, take note of my indirect tactics to get female coworkers to talk about pee (I know you want to get female coworkers to talk about pee when you get a job)
 
She might realize that everytime you see her you talk about pee
Be careful bro
One step ahead of you. I make sure to discuss other topics too.

Which brings me to another thing: When you get a job, make sure you talk about other stuff too. And don't mention pee at all on day one (hold out until you have a chummy dynamic with her)
 
  • +1
Reactions: rawr
One step ahead of you. I make sure to discuss other topics too.

Which brings me to another thing: When you get a job, make sure you talk about other stuff too. And don't mention pee at all on day one (hold out until you have a chummy dynamic with her)
You have some of the best advice on this forum
 
  • +1
Reactions: BadLuck7892
You have some of the best advice on this forum
Thanks.

What I lack in pursual advice (I'm terrible at pursuing foids), I make up for with advice on how to get female coworkers to talk about piss while still being work-appropriate.
 
  • +1
Reactions: rawr

Similar threads

BadLuck7892
Replies
75
Views
505
BadLuck7892
BadLuck7892
BadLuck7892
Replies
3
Views
101
BadLuck7892
BadLuck7892
D
Replies
7
Views
382
MulletM1chas
MulletM1chas
kurd
Replies
96
Views
2K
¿Nero
¿Nero
jgrey080
Replies
19
Views
999
¿Nero
¿Nero

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top