I got a job at Facebook (meta)

[AlexBrown84]

Big things on the way

 

[Deleted member 15674]

Big things on the way
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what are you working as?

 

[AlexBrown84]

what are you working as?

Marketing

Want me to use Instagram admin console and go check your oneitis dms?

 

[AlexBrown84]

@LooksOverAll i appreciate the advice you gave me in respect to getting a developer job at the big 5

Cheers

 

[MKBHD]

What college did you go to? What office are you working in, is it the main one in Menlo Park? I thought Meta was having hiring freeze especially for non-engineering roles.

 

[AlexBrown84]

I feel like the only reason I got the job is because I applied to it with my own domain email so it made me look smart

In reality, I’m quite unintelligent. I haven’t had a good business idea in nearly 2 years and am just coasting off previous success

The sun will set in my empire soon. But now I got a job talking to bunch of copy and paste “marketers” that will pay me 6 figs because I’m minority

 

[AlexBrown84]

What college did you go to? What office are you working in, is it the main one in Menlo Park? I thought Meta was having hiring freeze especially for non-engineering roles.

Don’t want to doxx myself

 

[6.5PSL]

All that matters is your salary. People work at Amazon too, but as the fucking delivery truck driver.

 

[beau]

Marketing

Want me to use Instagram admin console and go check your oneitis dms?

wow, I actually run FB ads & intrested in marketing, product management.
What your position exactly?

 

[Deleted member 15674]

Marketing

Want me to use Instagram admin console and go check your oneitis dms?

how much are you making? What are the requirements for the job too?? Do you need a degree?

 

[MKBHD]

Don’t want to doxx myself

Was it a prestigious college like Berkeley, Wharton, Harvard, etc. or like a random one?
Also I thought Meta was having a hiring freeze.

 

[Patient A]

I feel like the only reason I got the job is because I applied to it with my own domain email so it made me look smart

In reality, I’m quite unintelligent. I haven’t had a good business idea in nearly 2 years and am just coasting off previous success

The sun will set in my empire soon. But now I got a job talking to bunch of copy and paste “marketers” that will pay me 6 figs because I’m minority

Did you tell them you were half jewish half black.

You could become Facebook CEO if you become transgender

 

[looksmaxxed]

good. we now have a man on the inside. operation nuke facebook hq will soon commence.

 

[AlexBrown84]

Did you tell them you were half jewish half black.

You could become Facebook CEO if you become transgender

I’ll just monkey branch so I can get a cooler job somewhere else like Samsung



Dior boys in Paris

6 cars nigga #winning

 

[Patient A]

I’ll just monkey branch

Yeah i bet nigger

 

[AlexBrown84]

Yeah i bet nigger

I turn 5 to a 10

I turn 20 to a 50

What U want, tell me whatchu want

Let a nigga know

 

[AlexBrown84]

Welp that’s enough work for me today (cumulative total of 35 minutes at max)

Time to go play on my minecraft hardcore world, and listen to some music

Might go fight the dragon. But I only have one life so might be sweaty and get full diamond xD

 

[AlexBrown84]

Was it a prestigious college like Berkeley, Wharton, Harvard, etc. or like a random one?
Also I thought Meta was having a hiring freeze.

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[MKBHD]

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What did you major in?

 

[beau]

looks chadlite hear

 

[isis_Bleach]

O

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oohg

 

[Deleted member 17525]

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Congratz dude. this helps me stay motivated to look for a now job

@LooksOverAll i appreciate the advice you gave me in respect to getting a developer job at the big 5

Cheers

@LooksOverAll do you mind sharing some tips?