I got a new haircut and I look like pre-ascension zeta

[tonka T]

I just wanted a normal fucking haircut like a fade or sum shit like that and I told him to cut my hair like he did to my friend (he dad a normal haircut not like the shit he gave me)
So after cutting my hair for some time he asks if I want a even better cut so I said yeah, and he gave me a burst fade ( he showed me photos on his phone and it looked good) after he finished he took some photos of me and it looked so bad and he was so proud too like he showed everyone in the shop my haircut, saying like "Look at this masterpiece", but it looks so bad.
And today's my birthday too

 

[tonka T]

And now when I give my hair texture from the front I look like zeta before he had fillers with those big ass ears and goofy ahh smile

 

[Askeladd93270]

Happy birthday and I hope you find a good barber like me but buzzcut letting it grow 0 cut until long>fade

 

[tonka T]

Happy birthday and I hope you find a good barber like me but buzzcut letting it grow 0 cut until long>fade

Fuck bro is that really the only option?

 

[tonka T]

I just wanted a normal fucking haircut like a fade or sum shit like that and I told him to cut my hair like he did to my friend (he dad a normal haircut not like the shit he gave me)
So after cutting my hair for some time he asks if I want a even better cut so I said yeah, and he gave me a burst fade ( he showed me photos on his phone and it looked good) after he finished he took some photos of me and it looked so bad and he was so proud too like he showed everyone in the shop my haircut, saying like "Look at this masterpiece", but it looks so bad.
And today's my birthday too

He even posted me on his tik tok

 

[knightpilled]

brother what is that

 

[tonka T]

brother what is that

"Burst fade" shit barber istg, the cut was only 5$ tho

 

[The Dark Phoenix]

what the fuck is that shit

 

[knightpilled]

"Burst fade" shit barber istg, the cut was only 5$ tho

this is like the equivalent of getting raped im sorry man dont get haircuts for 5 bucks next time

 

[tonka T]

this is like the equivalent of getting raped im sorry man dont get haircuts for 5 bucks next time

It's the average price of a haircut in my country

 

[knightpilled]

It's the average price of a haircut in my country

yeah and you got a below average haircut for it you should look into a barber who has examples listed online / check their reviews and shit

 

[tonka T]

yeah and you got a below average haircut for it you should look into a barber who has examples listed online / check their reviews and shit

This one did, I made my reservation online, I just got unlucky ig