i got caught bulge frauding

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

i had a big cucumber in my pants and was wearing some grey nike shorts that make it more visible because i wanted to get my cock mired by foids
but i walked into this store and some fucking nigger bumped their cart onto me
and the cucumber slipped down my shorts and fell on the ground and everyone saw, as my bulge dissapeared and a cucumber fell out of my pants

 

[ranierean]

next time pretend that it's your snack and that you were actually going to eat it this whole time

 

[ostus]

hate when that happens

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Larp. I’m too high inhib to do that.

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

Larp. I’m too high inhib to do that.

try it i got mired by a bunch of jbs cause of my bulge
in reality i have a 5 inch dick

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

try it i got mired by a bunch of jbs cause of my bulge
in reality i have a 5 inch dick

No point in miring if they don’t approach ready to suck it.

And even then all they’ll find is a cucumber and a shrimp.

 

[recessedd]

no way