i got caught lying about my age to a jb

[cucklek]

it was a while ago but i just remembered a sec ago and kek'd hard

i was meeting this 14 year old jb that added me on snapchat after getting to know her through a friend and when she asked me how old i was, i said 19 when i was 22 already jfl

she believed me but when i picked her up with my car (my license plate is my birth year) she asked me again. i told her my actual age and she said "wow, i had guys lie about being older before but never younger"

she still wanted to fuck and even LTR

@yeeyeeslayer

 

[Schizotypalcel]

wtf

 

[lestoa]

nigger?

 

[Alucard69]

Based if true, but sounds like tales

 

[cucklek]

nigger?

its legal in germany

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

did you actually fuck her

 

[lestoa]

so my 17 year old ass is competing with 22 year old psl'ers

yes iam fucked

 

[cucklek]

did you actually fuck her

nah i was already in a relationship then

its the same girl that wanted to blow me in the woods after i said she surely cant do a proper BJ with braces

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

nah i was already in a relationship then

its the same girl that wanted to blow me in the woods after i said she surely cant do a proper BJ with braces

oh hahahaha so this is the prologue to that story

you should write an autobiography mr. buflek,

im sure everyone wants to know more about your life

 

[lestoa]

oh hahahaha so this is the prologue to that story

you should write an autobiography mr. buflek,

im sure everyone wants to know about your life

fr tell me more op

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

it was a while ago but i just remembered a sec ago and kek'd hard

i was meeting this 14 year old jb that added me on snapchat after getting to know her through a friend and when she asked me how old i was, i said 19 when i was 22 already jfl

she believed me but when i picked her up with my car (my license plate is my birth year) she asked me again. i told her my actual age and she said "wow, i had guys lie about being older before but never younger"

so what did you end up doing with her/where did you go throughout your time hanging out that one time IRL

 

[lestoa]

so what did you end up doing with her/where did you go

do u have your dick rn in ur hand or why are you so curious about the story and how he fucked her

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

do u have your dick rn in ur hand or why are you so curious about the story and how he fucked her

no lol wtf

that's fat neckbeard behaviour

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

do u have your dick rn in ur hand or why are you so curious about the story and how he fucked her

also he said he didn't fuck her what is there to jerk off about?

 

[lestoa]

also he said he didn't fuck her what is there to jerk off about?

idk bro some niggers even jerk off to animal porn cunt
some niggers really need to stop touching their dicks

 

[cucklek]

so what did you end up doing with her/where did you go throughout your time hanging out that one time IRL

so i met her through a friend and she asked me for my snap 5 mins later
we snapped everyday for 2 months approx
met 5-10x (cant remember the exact amount)
she sent me semi nudes of her in a thong
asked "so you wanna fuck then or not?"
wanted to bj me in the woods after i said she most likely sucks at doing them cuz of braces
i playfully fought with her like pushing her and slightly insult her
in our last meeting she said smth like "buy me victoria secret underwear and u can unwrap me" this is when i felt like its prositution and didnt want to continue seeing her tbh
before she wanted to fuck for free but after a while she realized she can make money out of me

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

idk bro some niggers even jerk off to animal porn cunt
some niggers really need to stop touching their dicks

is you niggers

 

[lestoa]

is you niggers

no iam not nigger stop stop twisting things around

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

in our last meeting she said smth like "buy me victoria secret underwear and u can unwrap me"

unwrap me wtf.. is this like a German way of saying take my virginity

before she wanted to fuck for free but after a while she realized she can make money out of me

damn shoulda gotten your dick sucked when you had the chance

also it wasn't necessarily like that she was probably just flirting / dirty talking by asking to to buy her a thong lmao not necessarily tryna use you for your money

 

[cucklek]

unwrap me wtf.. is this like a German way of saying take my virginity

damn shoulda gotten your dick sucked when you had the chance

also it wasn't necessarily like that she was probably just flirting / dirty talking by asking to to buy her a thong lmao not necessarily tryna use you for your money

she wasnt virgin anymore
1st time i met her another 22 year old guy i know took her virginity at a party
in the last meeting she said she has a list now with all guys she fucked or sucked and that it was 20+ now not even kidding

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

in the last meeting she said she has a list now with all guys she fucked or sucked and that it was 20+ now not even kidding

damn bruh, I bet that broke your heart even tho you weren't even dating her esp cuz you thought she was so innocent

 

[lestoa]

in the last meeting she said she has a list now with all guys she fucked or sucked and that it was 20+ now not even kidding

what a fucking whore
its fucking brutal

 

[lestoa]

what a fucking whore
its fucking brutal

nigger she is 14 nigger 14

its so fucking over

 

[Patrick Star]

 

[Zenis]

B

it was a while ago but i just remembered a sec ago and kek'd hard

i was meeting this 14 year old jb that added me on snapchat after getting to know her through a friend and when she asked me how old i was, i said 19 when i was 22 already jfl

she believed me but when i picked her up with my car (my license plate is my birth year) she asked me again. i told her my actual age and she said "wow, i had guys lie about being older before but never younger"

she still wanted to fuck and even LTR

@yeeyeeslayer

Based as fuck lol

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Wow at 14 years old I was playing with Legos and the only thing I cared about was getting a drone from Christmas and now 14 year old foids are getting fucked by oldcels like OP

 

[ivan.kuk]

she wasnt virgin anymore
1st time i met her another 22 year old guy i know took her virginity at a party
in the last meeting she said she has a list now with all guys she fucked or sucked and that it was 20+ now not even kidding

can confirm with another 14yr old htb whore that agreed to come to my place after school... jfl. I'm 24 . Didn't do anything with her in the end, but man it disgusts me that she had 10 more bodies than me at fucking 14.. what the fuck

 

[cucklek]

can confirm with another 14yr old htb whore that agreed to come to my place after school... jfl. I'm 24 . Didn't do anything with her in the end, but man it disgusts me that she had 10 more bodies than me at fucking 14.. what the fuck

u can be honest man i wont snitch

 

[JohnBaza]

so i met her through a friend and she asked me for my snap 5 mins later
we snapped everyday for 2 months approx
met 5-10x (cant remember the exact amount)
she sent me semi nudes of her in a thong
asked "so you wanna fuck then or not?"
wanted to bj me in the woods after i said she most likely sucks at doing them cuz of braces
i playfully fought with her like pushing her and slightly insult her
in our last meeting she said smth like "buy me victoria secret underwear and u can unwrap me" this is when i felt like its prositution and didnt want to continue seeing her tbh
before she wanted to fuck for free but after a while she realized she can make money out of me

@Kaari

 

[Kaari]

it was a while ago but i just remembered a sec ago and kek'd hard

i was meeting this 14 year old jb that added me on snapchat after getting to know her through a friend and when she asked me how old i was, i said 19 when i was 22 already jfl

she believed me but when i picked her up with my car (my license plate is my birth year) she asked me again. i told her my actual age and she said "wow, i had guys lie about being older before but never younger"

she still wanted to fuck and even LTR

@yeeyeeslayer

IM FUCKING CAGING WTF

 

[ivan.kuk]

u can be honest man i wont snitch

no, I legit didn't do anything because she expected me to come pick her up at her school, but I just sold my car and was carles lol. She was so used to being pimped by older guys that it was expectation for me to pick her up. Tbh, it makes me rage a little everytime I think about her because I kinda regret my young years being an aspie incel and I compare myself. Fuck. Disqusting how they act all innocent on the outside, but give rimjobs to men twice older than them.

 

[ivan.kuk]

fuck, i get into an incel rage everytime I think of the facade women put up, but are such whores underneath. trully over for society. Atleast in the past they were shamed for that.

 

[Kaari]

Man this thread is complete ropefuel, Jesus fucking Christ.

 

[Kaari]

fuck, i get into an incel rage everytime I think of the facade women put up, but are such whores underneath. trully over for society. Atleast in the past they were shamed for that.

We need to bring back shaming to be fair.

 

[ivan.kuk]

We need to bring back shaming to be fair.

not gonna happen. its over for that.

 

[Kaari]

not gonna happen. its over for that.

So true man, so true.

 

[vska]

Kys pedo nigger

 

[keonxmogs]

she wasnt virgin anymore
1st time i met her another 22 year old guy i know took her virginity at a party
in the last meeting she said she has a list now with all guys she fucked or sucked and that it was 20+ now not even kidding

Holy shit imagine this slut in 10 years. Girls in the US are so fucking weird abt ages and lying about it it’s outrages. Are a lot of girls whores in Germany ?

 

[ben132794]

it was a while ago but i just remembered a sec ago and kek'd hard

i was meeting this 14 year old jb that added me on snapchat after getting to know her through a friend and when she asked me how old i was, i said 19 when i was 22 already jfl

she believed me but when i picked her up with my car (my license plate is my birth year) she asked me again. i told her my actual age and she said "wow, i had guys lie about being older before but never younger"

she still wanted to fuck and even LTR

@yeeyeeslayer

Chad tales

 

[uksucks]

A footballer went to jail for 6 years (released after 3), for kissing a 15yr old in the UK and you do shit like this ...

 

[MoggerVPN]

A footballer went to jail for 6 years (released after 3), for kissing a 15yr old in the UK and you do shit like this ...

Proof?

 

[uksucks]

Proof?

Adam Johnson

 

[Yonee]

what the fuck nigga? count ur days im gonna rape your family infront of you

 

[MoggerVPN]

Adam Johnson

Fuck this world

 

[got.daim]

js keep denying lmao

 

[pprimus43]

Pedos.Org

 

[iblamericky]

op tell me more