I got fucking caught outside a church with my dick out

[Growth Plate]

Bruh you're probably gonna think I'm larping

You can tell I'm not because I made a thread about having my dick out by this church before

Ok so as I was skipping school today

I may or may not have been busy snapping girls my erect dick in this area behind the church

Then some guy opened this weird door that I did not expect him to open, especially since the church isn't open rn. It was this 60 something year old white guy

I quickly pulled up my pants before I think he could see anything then I said I needed to go pee and asked him where the restroom is as if I wasn't just stroking my BBC

Now I'm in the restroom inside the church and there are other people there I can hear in the church that probably work there. Maybe they are talking about what happened. All oldcels including oldcel women

I'm waiting until I hear silence to leave

Shit the guy just asked if I'm still in here. Time to go and find another place to skip school in

 

[Deleted member 2729]

Fakecel

 

[Growth Plate]

Actually the guy acted like it was no big deal and will probably forget because he's oldcelmaxxed so I'm still gonna skip school here

I actually thought about sneaking girls to fuck here if I actually ascended but I guess that would've been a dumb idea

Crazy story pt 3

@alriodai @PYT @.... @Manchild

 

[alriodai]

Bro why are you sending girls your dick on snap wtf JFL

 

[Growth Plate]

Fakecel

They're just random girls off yubo that said their snap. I only snapped one and she hasn't responded

Just kidding bro I'm underage why would I do that

 

[Growth Plate]

Bro why are you sending girls your dick on snap wtf JFL

Never had a girl react to my dick before

 

[alriodai]

Never had a girl react to my dick before

What they say

 

[Deleted member 2729]

They're just random girls off yubo that said their snap. I only snapped one and she hasn't responded

Fakecel cuz low inhib

Just kidding bro I'm underage why would I do that

I dont really get that part probably has to do with American Autism regarding some weird af laws

 

[Deleted member 23228]

i dont blame u bro if i were an incel with 8" bbc id be doing that crazy shit too. Must hurt knowing you got untapped potential

 

[Growth Plate]

What they say

I'm still on delivered. She's probably at school

 

[Growth Plate]

low inhib

I'm low inhib maxxing
I'm gonna start slapping girls asses irl
I haven't fapped in weeks

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Not really a crazy story… you just flashed your dick at some old people like a hobo

 

[Daqirius]

I would be disturbed to if I saw a black manlet just going at it while I'm trying worship God

Amen

 

[Bvnny.]

Bluepill if you don't try doing that behind a mosque next time

 

[Growth Plate]

I would be disturbed to if I saw a black manlet just going at it while I'm trying worship God

Amen

I had my 2 inch lifts on and he was oldcel. I heightmogged him brutally

 

[Deleted member 2729]

I'm low inhib maxxing
I'm gonna start slapping girls asses irl
I haven't fapped in weeks

Unironically mirin

I would be disturbed to if I saw a black manlet just going at it while I'm trying worship God

Amen

Especially when he has a comically short torso. Long legs but even a 5'3 foid has longer upper body. Brutal GODpill

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

Zoomers were a mistake

I alreayd heard from my other zoomer frnd that niggas are doin the fortnite dance and shit in they church

 

[SubSigma]

He prob was a perv and was looking through the door and did not want to get exposed as a pedo. Its basically a plot twist.

 

[Growth Plate]

He prob was a perv and was looking through the door and did not want to get exposed as a pedo. Its basically a plot twist.

There's no way to see through the door

 

[PYT]

Bro why are you sending girls your dick on snap wtf JFL

Ngl if he gotta big dick he should go crazy and keep going

 

[PYT]

Ngl if he gotta big dick he should go crazy and keep going

We’ll Ik he gotta big dick (no homo)

He’s gonna get halo’d hard just running dick game