I got laughed out of court

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I had a case for public masturbation on the bus. I'm broke so i was assigned a state attorney, whatever, pretty elementary stuff. I'm sitting in the courtroom, waiting for the judge; I was told it's gonna be some conservative boomer, no biggie, he's a man too so he will probably understand. I look at my watch and the second it struck 2 pm, i hear someone rip a massive fart just outside the room. Before I could even comprehend what had just happened, the door flungs open with a loud bang and I'm told by my attorney to stand up. The judge walks in and to my surprise it's a busty milf with kylie lips and double ds milkers :feelsohh: I had this unshakeable urge to run up to her, lift up her gown and suck those titties dry like a vaccum cleaner, but, I knew I couldn't afford rape and assault charges so I reluctantly passed on that opportunity.















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I'm sitting on my ass in a half trance state looking at this beauty and imagining how I would ravage her fertile pussy on her desk in front of all those people like in this one Mia Malkova vid I was watching on that bus. My attorney whispered in my ear "dude, she's busty as hell, Tyrone only" and that snapped me out of the fantasy ngl.

Fast forward, she's questioning some witness or whatever, dn really care, I'm too horny to think about this whole legal stuff. My cock is ROCK hard















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ready to rumble, ready to penetrate her sweet pussy lips and impregnate her with my high T seed.

She then proceeds to ask me to stand up, I follow. She asks me to pull back my hair. I stand there frozen in confusion for a second; I look at my attorney for help, he nods in approval. Now, I'm NW3 but frauded I look like NW1. I lock eyes with her, lift up my hands and pull back my hair to reveal my y=ax²+2x+1 hairline.



















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I'm kidding you not, this bitch PISSED HERSELF from laughter :feelswhy: She had an acute delirium episode, laughing hysterically like a lunatic and pissing gold (she was jewish) in the air and all over the floor like a geyser.















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She had to be escorted out in a straitjacket and sent to the ward for observation















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I bursted out of the courthouse unable to cope with this utter humiliation. If I had Maher hairline this wouldn't have happened :feelswhy:

@Ethereal @FailedNormieManlet @PrinceLuenLeoncur @DivineBeing @Nameless_Sunflower @AscendingHero @the BULL @thecel
 
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best thread in months
 
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And only 2 reacts :feelswhy: Everybody would rather read another thread about how over it is for ethnics
its a quality humor
mogs my best threads to death
 
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And only 2 reacts :feelswhy: Everybody would rather read another thread about how over it is for ethnics
such is life on this forum

good story would ready again
 
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why you bump my thread nigger? i have more reacts i wrote it
you stole it from me when i pmed you on discord now you want cloud
smh
 
why you bump my thread nigger? i have more reacts i wrote it
you stole it from me when i pmed you on discord now you want cloud
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TICK TOCK NIGGER, TIME IS ON MY SIDE
 
look how much more reacts i have?

i pmed you this story yesterday and told you not to post it
smh you a fraud
I WILL DESTROY YOU, YOU TRANNY FAGGOT THIEF. SEE YOU IN COURT
 
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I had a case for public masturbation on the bus. I'm broke so i was assigned a state attorney, whatever, pretty elementary stuff. I'm sitting in the courtroom, waiting for the judge; I was told it's gonna be some conservative boomer, no biggie, he's a man too so he will probably understand. I look at my watch and the second it struck 2 pm, i hear someone rip a massive fart just outside the room. Before I could even comprehend what had just happened, the door flungs open with a loud bang and I'm told by my attorney to stand up. The judge walks in and to my surprise it's a busty milf with kylie lips and double ds milkers :feelsohh: I had this unshakeable urge to run up to her, lift up her gown and suck those titties dry like a vaccum cleaner, but, I knew I couldn't afford rape and assault charges so I reluctantly passed on that opportunity.















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I'm sitting on my ass in a half trance state looking at this beauty and imagining how I would ravage her fertile pussy on her desk in front of all those people like in this one Mia Malkova vid I was watching on that bus. My attorney whispered in my ear "dude, she's busty as hell, Tyrone only" and that snapped me out of the fantasy ngl.

Fast forward, she's questioning some witness or whatever, dn really care, I'm too horny to think about this whole legal stuff. My cock is ROCK hard















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ready to rumble, ready to penetrate her sweet pussy lips and impregnate her with my high T seed.

She then proceeds to ask me to stand up, I follow. She asks me to pull back my hair. I stand there frozen in confusion for a second; I look at my attorney for help, he nods in approval. Now, I'm NW3 but frauded I look like NW1. I lock eyes with her, lift up my hands and pull back my hair to reveal my y=ax²+2x+1 hairline.



















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I'm kidding you not, this bitch PISSED HERSELF from laughter :feelswhy: She had an acute delirium episode, laughing hysterically like a lunatic and pissing gold (she was jewish) in the air and all over the floor like a geyser.















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She had to be escorted out in a straitjacket and sent to the ward for observation















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I bursted out of the courthouse unable to cope with this utter humiliation. If I had Maher hairline this wouldn't have happened :feelswhy:

@Ethereal @FailedNormieManlet @PrinceLuenLeoncur @DivineBeing @Nameless_Sunflower @AscendingHero @the BULL @thecel
Best thread I've read in a month just peed myself a little irl tbh :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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@Makhachev they don't make threads like that anymore
 
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@Makhachev they don't make threads like that anymore
i remember stealing it and getting more reacts tee hee

great thread btw
just like my dragon gourmet chinese restuarant in south france...
 
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i remember stealing it and getting more reacts tee hee

great thread btw
just like my dragon gourmet chinese restuarant in south france...
those youngsters just don't have the imagination we had at our peak
 
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