I got yet another female coworker to talk about pee

[BadLuck7892]

I've shared her AI rendition before:

She's a fellow Republican. We were talking about how some people stood in line for 5 hours to get into Charlie Kirk's funeral.

I commented "Imagine how much your bladder would be bursting after 5 hours."

She said she purposely wouldn't drink anything

 

[BadLuck7892]

It's amazing how socially-skilled I am at getting female coworkers to talk about pee without giving away that it turns me on, yet extremely socially inept in just about every other way

 

[Im sorry mother]

It's amazing how socially-skilled I am at getting female coworkers to talk about pee without giving away that it turns me on, yet extremely socially inept in just about every other way

I fucking love this sentence

 

[BadLuck7892]

I fucking love this sentence

I love that you love the sentence

 

[BadLuck7892]

I've shared her AI rendition before:

View attachment 4138112

She's a fellow Republican. We were talking about how some people stood in line for 5 hours to get into Charlie Kirk's funeral.

I commented "Imagine how much your bladder would be bursting after 5 hours."

She said she purposely wouldn't drink anything

Would anyone else be turned on to hear her talk about pee?

 

[Jager]

pee fetish nigga are you serious

 

[Deleted member 208062]

Least obvious troll

 

[BadLuck7892]

pee fetish nigga are you serious

Yeah, I'm serious

 

[BadLuck7892]

Least obvious troll

Not a troll. Simply a pee fetishist

 

[Jager]

your attracted to waste nigga

Yeah, I'm serious

 

[BadLuck7892]

@Jager is potentially gay (the fact he gave a vomit emoji to the thought of hearing a hottie talk about her urination...or in this case, hearing her talk about purposely abstaining from water to prevent urination if she had to wait in line for 5 hours )

 

[BadLuck7892]

your attracted to waste nigga

You make pee sound like shit.

Shit is gross waste, I admit. Pee, on the other hand, even if technically waste, is sexy (Foid pee at least)...and pee is a lot cleaner than shit

 

[Jager]

@Jager is potentially gay (the fact he gave a vomit emoji to the thought of hearing a hottie talk about her urination...or in this case, hearing her talk about purposely abstaining from water to prevent urination if she had to wait in line for 5 hours )

nigga no sane man is attracted to piss wtf

 

[Deleted member 163319]

Wow, why don't you put cameras in the women's restrooms?

 

[Jager]

You make pee sound like shit.

Shit is gross waste, I admit. Pee, on the other hand, even if technically waste, is sexy (Foid pee at least)...and pee is a lot cleaner than shit

still its waste nigga my point stands

 

[Deleted member 163319]

I have a weird fetish where me and foid are in the 69 position and she pees on my face

 

[BadLuck7892]

nigga no sane man is attracted to piss wtf

A pissing foid is sexy.

It looks magical to see her pee coming out of seemingly nowhere

 

[BadLuck7892]

Wow, why don't you put cameras in the women's restrooms?

Because it's against the law

 

[BadLuck7892]

I have a weird fetish where me and foid are in the 69 position and she pees on my face

Whatever floats your boat

 

[Deleted member 163319]

Because it's against the law

You are a good goy who does not break the laws created by the Jew

 

[BadLuck7892]

This coworker has talked about shit before

 

[BadLuck7892]

I pity @Jager. He fails to appreciate the sexiness of watching a foid's pee stream come out of seemingly nowhere

 

[Jager]

I pity @Jager. He fails to appreciate the sexiness of watching a foid's pee stream come out of seemingly nowhere

fuck off you low t faggot attracted to literal waste

 

[SoundnVision]

I've had girls piss over my erection before

 

[BadLuck7892]

I've had girls piss over my erection before

On purpose? Or did they have an accident during sex?

 

[BadLuck7892]

This coworker has talked about shit before

She sent a shit joke to the whole office

 

[SoundnVision]

On purpose? Or did they have an accident during sex?

Purpose

 

[Accutane.and.ldar]

pack it up unc

 

[InanimatePragmatist]

 

[BadLuck7892]

Purpose

Nice. Sexy. I'm not into having a foid piss on my dick (but whatever floats your boat)

 

[BadLuck7892]

Pepe is badass

 

[BadLuck7892]

 

[anxiety]

I've shared her AI rendition before:

View attachment 4138112

She's a fellow Republican. We were talking about how some people stood in line for 5 hours to get into Charlie Kirk's funeral.

I commented "Imagine how much your bladder would be bursting after 5 hours."

She said she purposely wouldn't drink anything

she looks like she likes low quality toilet humor tbh. Maybe 1 or 2 more jokes like that and she would suck your dick

 

[BadLuck7892]

she looks like she likes low quality toilet humor tbh. Maybe 1 or 2 more jokes like that and she would suck your dick

I don't want a BJ (or sex) from her.

I'd like to grope her backside and watch her piss, however

 

[boxillo]

Thi

I've shared her AI rendition before:

View attachment 4138112

She's a fellow Republican. We were talking about how some people stood in line for 5 hours to get into Charlie Kirk's funeral.

I commented "Imagine how much your bladder would be bursting after 5 hours."

She said she purposely wouldn't drink anything

This is so funny

 

[Deleted member 1813]

worst thread oat

 

[Jager]

worst thread oat

niggas be acting like you a faggot if you dont want a mouthful of a foids piss

 

[Deleted member 1813]

niggas be acting like you a faggot if you dont want a mouthful of a foids piss

Fr shit is crazy

 

[BadLuck7892]

Thi

This is so funny

 

[BadLuck7892]

worst thread oat

Come on, her looks are beautiful

 

[BadLuck7892]

niggas be acting like you a faggot if you dont want a mouthful of a foids piss

I never said I like to drink piss.

All I'm saying is you should enjoy watching a foid piss

 

[overtier1011]

It’s because you look like the irl version of your pfp

 

[BadLuck7892]

It’s because you look like the irl version of your pfp

That's why I'm good at getting foids to talk about pee?

 

[rawr]

I've shared her AI rendition before:

View attachment 4138112

She's a fellow Republican. We were talking about how some people stood in line for 5 hours to get into Charlie Kirk's funeral.

I commented "Imagine how much your bladder would be bursting after 5 hours."

She said she purposely wouldn't drink anything

thats incredible
sooner or later all of ur coworkers will be talking about pee

 

[BadLuck7892]

thats incredible
sooner or later all of ur coworkers will be talking about pee

I've gotten multiple female coworkers to talk about pee

 

[rawr]

It's amazing how socially-skilled I am at getting female coworkers to talk about pee without giving away that it turns me on, yet extremely socially inept in just about every other way

Honestly I should try something like that someday

 

[rawr]

Would anyone else be turned on to hear her talk about pee?

If she's as attractive as the ai rendition, yeah

 

[rawr]

pee fetish nigga are you serious

Dont pretend you dont have one

 

[BadLuck7892]

Honestly I should try something like that someday

Yeah you should. I take it you're a fellow pee fetishist.

Are you old enough to work?

 

[BadLuck7892]

If she's as attractive as the ai rendition, yeah

She is