I had a socially awkward encounter at university this week

[Ghost Philosophy]

Since the start of the semester, we have classes on the second floor in a specific room that locks from the inside when you close it, so you can't open it from the outside; someone inside has to open it for you.

My classes started at 9:15 AM, but I came strolling in at 12:15 PM (ye ye I usually show up late to class because not only am I stone cold , I'm also a truecel who fears nothing ). So I knock on the door.

A teacher I've never seen before opens the door. I look at the people inside, they're all females. The teacher goes "Yes?"

And I go "Oh, oops. Wrong class." Everyone inside starts laughing. The teacher says "They're probably elsewhere." And I replied with "Sorry."

 

[Tanuki]

They felt the aura

 

[zygosmasher]

thats happened to everyone as students

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

They felt the aura

I knew I fucked up the moment I saw the teacher and everyone else in the room, I didn't recognize anyone.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

thats happened to everyone as students

You're right, but usually it doesn't happen an hour into the class. So they know I'm just a bhenchod who's too late.

 

[Tanuki]

I knew I fucked up the moment I saw the teacher and everyone else in the room, I didn't recognize anyone.

What class is this for, what's your major?

 

[acm]

ye ye I usually show up late to class because not only am I stone cold , I'm also a truecel who fears nothing

@alurmo @Sceptical what's happening @Mogs Me legit rubbing on this nigga

 

[childishkillah]

(Couldn't find the "feels the aura" one)

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

What class is this for, what's your major?

It was a phonetics class, my major is in Education.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

@alurmo @Sceptical what's happening @Mogs Me legit rubbing on this nigga

I posted this on .com originally, and I kind of copy and pasted it here. My .com persona was coming out.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

(Couldn't find the "feels the aura" one)
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I'm just a socially awkward brown guy.

 

[acm]

I posted this on .com originally, and I kind of copy and pasted it here. My .com persona was coming out.

speaking of .com

 

[childishkillah]

A teacher I've never seen before opens the door. I look at the people inside, they're all females. The teacher goes "Yes?"

And I go "Oh, oops. Wrong class." Everyone inside starts laughing. The teacher says "They're probably elsewhere." And I replied with "Sorry."

You should have said:

"I have a PHD in cockologism, i came to give a special class to all this hypergamous hoes."

 

[unknownincel]

 

[Strivist.]

Since the start of the semester, we have classes on the second floor in a specific room that locks from the inside when you close it, so you can't open it from the outside; someone inside has to open it for you.

My classes started at 9:15 AM, but I came strolling in at 12:15 PM (ye ye I usually show up late to class because not only am I stone cold , I'm also a truecel who fears nothing ). So I knock on the door.

A teacher I've never seen before opens the door. I look at the people inside, they're all females. The teacher goes "Yes?"

And I go "Oh, oops. Wrong class." Everyone inside starts laughing. The teacher says "They're probably elsewhere." And I replied with "Sorry."

Written by AI ofc.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

speaking of .com
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Iconic.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

You should have said:

"I have a PHD in cockologism, i came to give a special class to all this hypergamous hoes."

"Listen up cunts... the average is 5, and you've never fucked an 11 incher, dumb bitches."

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Written by AI ofc.

No, it wasn't.

 

[rawr]

Since the start of the semester, we have classes on the second floor in a specific room that locks from the inside when you close it, so you can't open it from the outside; someone inside has to open it for you.

My classes started at 9:15 AM, but I came strolling in at 12:15 PM (ye ye I usually show up late to class because not only am I stone cold , I'm also a truecel who fears nothing ). So I knock on the door.

A teacher I've never seen before opens the door. I look at the people inside, they're all females. The teacher goes "Yes?"

And I go "Oh, oops. Wrong class." Everyone inside starts laughing. The teacher says "They're probably elsewhere." And I replied with "Sorry."

Was gonna reply with DNR but I could never do that to you Gengar

 

[asdvek]

No, it wasn't.

Yo bro I needa ask sum

 

[childishkillah]

and you've never fucked an 11 incher, dumb bitches."

And then i walk in

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Was gonna reply with DNR but I could never do that to you Gengar

Thank you.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Yo bro I needa ask sum

What’s up?

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

And then i walk in

LARPmax.org

 

[asdvek]

What’s up?

I forgot what it was about.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

I forgot what it was about.

Are you me?

 

[asdvek]

Are you me?

If I'm you, then you'd be Richard Ramirez.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

If I'm you, then you'd be Richard Ramirez.

I meant because of being forgetful. Early onset dementia type shit innit.

 

[foidslayer84]

they laughed because they noticed that you were a ltn manlet

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

they laughed because they noticed that you were a ltn manlet

No they laughed because you are a greycel.

 

[foidslayer84]

No they laughed because you are a greycel.

i am tiktolcel not greycel faggot

 

[Scandicel]

Since the start of the semester, we have classes on the second floor in a specific room that locks from the inside when you close it, so you can't open it from the outside; someone inside has to open it for you.

My classes started at 9:15 AM, but I came strolling in at 12:15 PM (ye ye I usually show up late to class because not only am I stone cold , I'm also a truecel who fears nothing ). So I knock on the door.

A teacher I've never seen before opens the door. I look at the people inside, they're all females. The teacher goes "Yes?"

And I go "Oh, oops. Wrong class." Everyone inside starts laughing. The teacher says "They're probably elsewhere." And I replied with "Sorry."

they are lucky that they had the priviledge to even look at you

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

i am tiktolcel not greycel faggot

You’re still a retarded, unfunny faggot.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

they are lucky that they had the priviledge to even look at you

Aww Scandi bhai.

 

[foidslayer84]

You’re still a retarded, unfunny faggot.

And you’re still a LTN manlet

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

And you’re still a LTN manlet

Like I said.. you’re retarded. I’m a truecel. LTN is an overrate.

 

[Scandicel]

You’re still a retarded, unfunny faggot.

truth nuke

 

[Scandicel]

@Ghost Philosophy rate the edit i have in my signature, i made it myself

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

@Ghost Philosophy rate the edit i have in my signature, i made it myself

I had to go over to your profile to view it, but 11/10 from me, s/o to my boy @abzz!

 

[Scandicel]

I had to go over to your profile to view it, but 11/10 from me, s/o to my boy @abzz!

exactlly bro, were the 2 vampires fr

 

[Eggshells]

They we're laughing because you are a Chad.

If the same thing happened to a deformed subhuman they would've went ewww

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

exactlly bro, were the 2 vampires fr

Not just any 2 vampire. My 2 vampire bhais!

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

They we're laughing because you are a Chad.

If the same thing happened to a deformed subhuman they would've went ewww

I’m a truecel chud.

If it was a chad, they’d go awww.
If it was a sub5, they’d go ewww.
If it was a truecel, they’d go hahaha.

 

[Eggshells]

I’m a truecel chud.

If it was a chad, they’d go awww.
If it was a sub5, they’d go ewww.
If it was a truecel, they’d go hahaha.

How would they even know you're a truecel at the first place

 

[Scandicel]

Not just any 2 vampire. My 2 vampire bhais!

sonnnn

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

How would they even know you're a truecel at the first place

They quite literally saw me. The door was made wide open.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

sonnnn

 

[Eggshells]

They quite literally saw me. The door was made wide open.

That was Aura ngl

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

That was Aura ngl

Moar liek ewwwra because I’m ugly.

 

[Eggshells]

Moar liek ewwwra because I’m ugly.

Nigga you mog me to oblivion stop thinking like that