mrriceguyreturn
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So basically I'm rotting on vacation in Maldives rn and when I was flying here I thought it's gonna be extremely shit but me slaying here made me so happy. Now let's go to the part about how I slayed.
The day before yesterday I went out to a bar, was mostly rotting by myself but after about 5 or 6 shots of vodka I finally saw that the parents of a foid that is sitting right across my left and I also kinda thought she was giving me muh IOIs, after that I messaged @Akhi and @Magnum Opus about what should be the next move and they both tell me to approach. Was kinda scared to do it but then I count down from 3 to 1 and decided to just get her Instagram. When I approached her and asked her for IG some bald British oldcel started talking to her as well and she said to me "Please sit with me and save me from this guy" in Russian. So after I sat down w her that oldcel stopped talking to her and we started chatting to each other. We played ping pong, drink some more and kept chatting then I tell her I need to go to my hotel room so we headed from bar to our hotel rooms. When we say bye to each other I kissed her.
The next day she messaged to hang out w her during the day but I was so hungover that I couldn't leave the bed. We still meet up in the evening and I see her sitting w her mom and sister, she invited to sit me with them and we played uno for a bit. After an hour or so her mom and sister leave us together alone and we go for drinks. We are drinking and talking to each other(idk how our talk got there but I even told her abt inceldom and that you need to have top 1% face and to be 6'2 jfl). Anyway, after a bit of drinking we decide to walk around the hotel and we then we get to the beach. We already hugged and held hands a lot atp. Then after that we made it to the beach and we decide to just swim and have fun. She kept telling me she is really drunk and couldn't stand still and asked to hold her all the time. We kept swimming, hugging each other and then I leaned on to kiss her and she kissed me back. After that we laid on the beach kept talking and making out then we decided to go back to the bar and have another drink. Once we finished our drinks we went to the beach again, made out a shit ton of times again, then laid on a sunbed and kept making out, she starts moaning, I undress her and we start fucking(she kept telling she is scared I will cum inside her and I told her I have a death grip and prob won't cum jfl). I lasted quite long and came on her belly, after we done fucking we made out and went to our hotel rooms, before splitting our ways she grabs my head looks me in the eyes and asks "do you swear you didn't cum inside me?", I say I swear I do then she pulls my head towards her and french kisses me for 30 seconds, then we go to our rooms
The day before yesterday I went out to a bar, was mostly rotting by myself but after about 5 or 6 shots of vodka I finally saw that the parents of a foid that is sitting right across my left and I also kinda thought she was giving me muh IOIs, after that I messaged @Akhi and @Magnum Opus about what should be the next move and they both tell me to approach. Was kinda scared to do it but then I count down from 3 to 1 and decided to just get her Instagram. When I approached her and asked her for IG some bald British oldcel started talking to her as well and she said to me "Please sit with me and save me from this guy" in Russian. So after I sat down w her that oldcel stopped talking to her and we started chatting to each other. We played ping pong, drink some more and kept chatting then I tell her I need to go to my hotel room so we headed from bar to our hotel rooms. When we say bye to each other I kissed her.
The next day she messaged to hang out w her during the day but I was so hungover that I couldn't leave the bed. We still meet up in the evening and I see her sitting w her mom and sister, she invited to sit me with them and we played uno for a bit. After an hour or so her mom and sister leave us together alone and we go for drinks. We are drinking and talking to each other(idk how our talk got there but I even told her abt inceldom and that you need to have top 1% face and to be 6'2 jfl). Anyway, after a bit of drinking we decide to walk around the hotel and we then we get to the beach. We already hugged and held hands a lot atp. Then after that we made it to the beach and we decide to just swim and have fun. She kept telling me she is really drunk and couldn't stand still and asked to hold her all the time. We kept swimming, hugging each other and then I leaned on to kiss her and she kissed me back. After that we laid on the beach kept talking and making out then we decided to go back to the bar and have another drink. Once we finished our drinks we went to the beach again, made out a shit ton of times again, then laid on a sunbed and kept making out, she starts moaning, I undress her and we start fucking(she kept telling she is scared I will cum inside her and I told her I have a death grip and prob won't cum jfl). I lasted quite long and came on her belly, after we done fucking we made out and went to our hotel rooms, before splitting our ways she grabs my head looks me in the eyes and asks "do you swear you didn't cum inside me?", I say I swear I do then she pulls my head towards her and french kisses me for 30 seconds, then we go to our rooms
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