I had a wet dream with some black communist in it

[Slavusz]

I've gotten to the point in semen retention where I'm not even having sexual dreams but am still ejaculating. Last night I had a dream where this black guy was talking to me about communism and out of nowhere I woke up and had the most intense and kind of painful ejaculation of my life, there was a huge puddle of cum on my bed.

 

[try2beme]

Wth

 

[asdvek]

did u change the bed afterwards_

 

[AlexBrown84]

first class how i’m living too high

she thought i was in atlanta only went for 2 nights

all black fit scary hours alright

i told her i don’t smoke she like why you got a clipper

just spent half a rack on a benihana dinner

 

[vermillioncorefan]

that’s how u know it’s bad when shit like politics makes u hard i’ve been there too

 

[Slavusz]

did u change the bed afterwards_

I'll have to.

 

[asdvek]

I'll have to.

did u sleep on the puddle afterwards

 

[Slavusz]

did u sleep on the puddle afterwards

I slept on the edge of the bed.

 

[Slavusz]

that’s how u know it’s bad when shit like politics makes u hard i’ve been there too

I hate blacks and communism. It was the worst wet dream I have ever experienced.