I had sex with a 33 year old

Jamal2222

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Last summer during lifeguarding I fucked a single mom in the women’s restroom. It all started late in the summer afternoon my shift was almost over, I was thinking about asking out this cute JB I was working with. Me and her were flirting back and forth we hung out once outside of work but that’s about it. She was off work 1 hour before me so I waved her goodbye as she left the pool through the gated entrance. After my coworker “Ally” left work I was in the chair by myself watching the last family in the pool, it was one busty brunette woman and her little son in the baby pool. I was about to blow my whistle and close the pool when the mom asked me for a bandaid because she stubbed her toe. I jumped off the stand to go grab the medkit, she followed me into the locker room. I found one and stuck out her foot for me to sanitize the wound and apply the ointment and bandage. Afterward she said thanked me and commented on a great lifeguard I am. i just noticed how perfect her body looked for a mature woman, I started feeling horny. She walked toward me tried to shake my hand, end up giving me a hug. In this point during the hug I was just wearing short red trunks no boxers. I had a huge erection creep up and press against her groin. She laughed and assured me it’s normal, she then gave me the biggest IOI by turning around and pressing her posterior into my erect penis, to try and tease me. At this point I realized she had been drinking on the poolside, I didn’t care because raw human instinct and pure lustful desire took over, my primitive instinct overtook me in an intimate passion . I grinded into her posterior and began penetrating her with my shorts still on. I was getting really aggressive I then took off her bra and sucked on her titties, she moaned as she dropped to her knees and gave the best fellatio I’ve ever gotten, close to orgasm I pull her up , lifted up her left leg I then inserted my erect penis into her vagina and began thrusting extremely aggressively, she was moaning so hard I had to clamp my hand over her mouth. I squeezed her ass and stuck my tongue down her throat as she came closer to orgasm. She started cumming on my dick her vagina began cramping, I realized I hit her g spot , this woman was quivering while holding digging her nails into my lower back. I then began emptying my testicals into her vagina, I came for 1 minute straight. We then separated and she cleaned my dick off with her mouth, we made out for a few more minutes then she gave me her number , she became my friend with benefit that whole summer until she had to move back to Seattle. That was the best summer of my life, fun with a woman twice my age
 
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Infront of everybody?
 
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no way in hell would I ever rawdog a roastie like that. You are asking to get aids.
 
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Are you capping?

thought you as virgin
 
tales from the cotton plantation
 
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Are you capping?

thought you as virgin
I’ve had a lot of sex at those pools bruh, foids swimming are all horny asf. They crave the BBC when they see me without a shirt
 
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I’ve had a lot of sex at those pools bruh, foids swimming are all horny asf. They crave the BBC when they see me without a shirt
Ion know from some of the posts where you complained Ian thought you got any pussy, thought you was virgin but nice
 
Ion know from some of the posts where you complained Ian thought you got any pussy, thought you was virgin but nice
No pussy from foids i cold approached at school lol
 
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Jfl and I have to execute an elaborate scheme to social circle max so I can have a cucked relationship. 400 weeks vs 1 meeks
 
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wait what about the son did he watch?
 
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Not gonna lie this low key cap


How big is your dick tho

Also how tf do niggas penetrate bitches with shorts on
 
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Damm where do people find these hilarious pastas all I can find are the shitty ones on reddit
 
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nigga said "felllatio"
 
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I thought you were white, low t and 5'5
 
ngl youre full of shit bro JFL

just weeks ago you said you got 500k in the bank and youre trying to make a million AT 17 all while being a lifeguard jfl at this next level larp

wont buy it tbh, unless u show proof which i know you wont
 
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ngl youre full of shit bro JFL
just weeks ago you said you got 500k in the bank and youre trying to make a million AT 17 all while being a lifeguard jfl at this next level larp

wont buy it tbh, unless u show proof which i know you wont
Last summer jfl
 
ngl this sounds like the wet dream of some incel or the scenario of a low budget porn movie but whatever congrats
 
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Tales from the basement
 
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Tales from the hood
 
Last summer during lifeguarding I fucked a single mom in the women’s restroom. It all started late in the summer afternoon my shift was almost over, I was thinking about asking out this cute JB I was working with. Me and her were flirting back and forth we hung out once outside of work but that’s about it. She was off work 1 hour before me so I waved her goodbye as she left the pool through the gated entrance. After my coworker “Ally” left work I was in the chair by myself watching the last family in the pool, it was one busty brunette woman and her little son in the baby pool. I was about to blow my whistle and close the pool when the mom asked me for a bandaid because she stubbed her toe. I jumped off the stand to go grab the medkit, she followed me into the locker room. I found one and stuck out her foot for me to sanitize the wound and apply the ointment and bandage. Afterward she said thanked me and commented on a great lifeguard I am. i just noticed how perfect her body looked for a mature woman, I started feeling horny. She walked toward me tried to shake my hand, end up giving me a hug. In this point during the hug I was just wearing short red trunks no boxers. I had a huge erection creep up and press against her groin. She laughed and assured me it’s normal, she then gave me the biggest IOI by turning around and pressing her posterior into my erect penis, to try and tease me. At this point I realized she had been drinking on the poolside, I didn’t care because raw human instinct and pure lustful desire took over, my primitive instinct overtook me in an intimate passion . I grinded into her posterior and began penetrating her with my shorts still on. I was getting really aggressive I then took off her bra and sucked on her titties, she moaned as she dropped to her knees and gave the best fellatio I’ve ever gotten, close to orgasm I pull her up , lifted up her left leg I then inserted my erect penis into her vagina and began thrusting extremely aggressively, she was moaning so hard I had to clamp my hand over her mouth. I squeezed her ass and stuck my tongue down her throat as she came closer to orgasm. She started cumming on my dick her vagina began cramping, I realized I hit her g spot , this woman was quivering while holding digging her nails into my lower back. I then began emptying my testicals into her vagina, I came for 1 minute straight. We then separated and she cleaned my dick off with her mouth, we made out for a few more minutes then she gave me her number , she became my friend with benefit that whole summer until she had to move back to Seattle. That was the best summer of my life, fun with a woman twice my age
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Last summer during lifeguarding I fucked a single mom in the women’s restroom. It all started late in the summer afternoon my shift was almost over, I was thinking about asking out this cute JB I was working with. Me and her were flirting back and forth we hung out once outside of work but that’s about it. She was off work 1 hour before me so I waved her goodbye as she left the pool through the gated entrance. After my coworker “Ally” left work I was in the chair by myself watching the last family in the pool, it was one busty brunette woman and her little son in the baby pool. I was about to blow my whistle and close the pool when the mom asked me for a bandaid because she stubbed her toe. I jumped off the stand to go grab the medkit, she followed me into the locker room. I found one and stuck out her foot for me to sanitize the wound and apply the ointment and bandage. Afterward she said thanked me and commented on a great lifeguard I am. i just noticed how perfect her body looked for a mature woman, I started feeling horny. She walked toward me tried to shake my hand, end up giving me a hug. In this point during the hug I was just wearing short red trunks no boxers. I had a huge erection creep up and press against her groin. She laughed and assured me it’s normal, she then gave me the biggest IOI by turning around and pressing her posterior into my erect penis, to try and tease me. At this point I realized she had been drinking on the poolside, I didn’t care because raw human instinct and pure lustful desire took over, my primitive instinct overtook me in an intimate passion . I grinded into her posterior and began penetrating her with my shorts still on. I was getting really aggressive I then took off her bra and sucked on her titties, she moaned as she dropped to her knees and gave the best fellatio I’ve ever gotten, close to orgasm I pull her up , lifted up her left leg I then inserted my erect penis into her vagina and began thrusting extremely aggressively, she was moaning so hard I had to clamp my hand over her mouth. I squeezed her ass and stuck my tongue down her throat as she came closer to orgasm. She started cumming on my dick her vagina began cramping, I realized I hit her g spot , this woman was quivering while holding digging her nails into my lower back. I then began emptying my testicals into her vagina, I came for 1 minute straight. We then separated and she cleaned my dick off with her mouth, we made out for a few more minutes then she gave me her number , she became my friend with benefit that whole summer until she had to move back to Seattle. That was the best summer of my life, fun with a woman twice my age
how old are u ?
 
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It's true I was the son
 
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Can I obtain this with mse
 
Last summer during lifeguarding I fucked a single mom in the women’s restroom. It all started late in the summer afternoon my shift was almost over, I was thinking about asking out this cute JB I was working with. Me and her were flirting back and forth we hung out once outside of work but that’s about it. She was off work 1 hour before me so I waved her goodbye as she left the pool through the gated entrance. After my coworker “Ally” left work I was in the chair by myself watching the last family in the pool, it was one busty brunette woman and her little son in the baby pool. I was about to blow my whistle and close the pool when the mom asked me for a bandaid because she stubbed her toe. I jumped off the stand to go grab the medkit, she followed me into the locker room. I found one and stuck out her foot for me to sanitize the wound and apply the ointment and bandage. Afterward she said thanked me and commented on a great lifeguard I am. i just noticed how perfect her body looked for a mature woman, I started feeling horny. She walked toward me tried to shake my hand, end up giving me a hug. In this point during the hug I was just wearing short red trunks no boxers. I had a huge erection creep up and press against her groin. She laughed and assured me it’s normal, she then gave me the biggest IOI by turning around and pressing her posterior into my erect penis, to try and tease me. At this point I realized she had been drinking on the poolside, I didn’t care because raw human instinct and pure lustful desire took over, my primitive instinct overtook me in an intimate passion . I grinded into her posterior and began penetrating her with my shorts still on. I was getting really aggressive I then took off her bra and sucked on her titties, she moaned as she dropped to her knees and gave the best fellatio I’ve ever gotten, close to orgasm I pull her up , lifted up her left leg I then inserted my erect penis into her vagina and began thrusting extremely aggressively, she was moaning so hard I had to clamp my hand over her mouth. I squeezed her ass and stuck my tongue down her throat as she came closer to orgasm. She started cumming on my dick her vagina began cramping, I realized I hit her g spot , this woman was quivering while holding digging her nails into my lower back. I then began emptying my testicals into her vagina, I came for 1 minute straight. We then separated and she cleaned my dick off with her mouth, we made out for a few more minutes then she gave me her number , she became my friend with benefit that whole summer until she had to move back to Seattle. That was the best summer of my life, fun with a woman twice my age
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