I HAD SEX WITH A STACY AND I MIGHT DATE HER. NO JOKE

[phenylpiracetam]

Just got back from having sex with stacy in her accommodation.

She called me over when she saw my location at the library at 1 am.

Life is easy when you are confident.


Anyway, I am quite confused by her behaviour. She is always saying stuff like « idc if you kiss or fuck other girls, we’re not exclusive ».

I was like « okay but i wouldnt accept you kissing another guy, let alone fuck him. If you do, I’ll never put my dick anywhere near you again. Especially since we fuck raw. »

Then she said « well i kissed a guy on Thursday at the club while you were out in another club with your friends ».
I knew 100% she was lying, she was clearly trying to piss me off or try and tell me she’s hot shit or something.

I said « yeah well that just makes you sound like a whore, I’ll never present you to my mom ».

Seeing she clearly fucked up she came clean and said she didn’t kiss anyone and that she didn’t even go clubbing on Thursday she just said that to see if I’d react.

Anyway, don’t let these hoes get the reaction they want out of you. She was expecting me to go « wait really? No way omg I’m so sad now , I know you are really attractive and you can pull any man you want but please please i want you more than anyone else pwease don’t kiss strangers again ».

Don’t be a retard.


Anyway, i did act like a cuck today to be honest. I ate her pussy.
Yes, I’m not proud.


We were passionately making out beforehand, and i was brushing my hand over her pussy hidden by her panties. She was so fucking wet. Her panties were soaked.

I was whispering in her ear that i wanted to lick her pussy so bad and eat her out. She was moaning like a fucking freak and kept twitching as my fingers brushed her pussy, and she begged me to eat her pussy.

Anyway, as I go down on her, i slowly start licking and nibbling her inner thighs, which makes her go feral. She is already shaking in every direction before i even moved her panties to the side.

I get closer to her pussy and start biting down gently, while my hand is playing with her breasts. Seeing her revel in my touch turned me on. I start to accelerate, making sure my tongue engulfs her pussy, through her panties. She is going wild. Literally a seizure. Moaning, yelling under her breath, begging be to stop, while also pulling my face deeper into her vagina.
This goes on for a few more seconds, and she yells and immediately pulls herself out of under mouth.

She closes her legs, looks up, and gazes at me in awe: « how do you DO that? » .
No words, but a smile and a wink, and I get up close to her to cuddle.

She begs me to make out with her, saying that it’s so hot that my mouth tastes of her pussy.


put your dicks down you sad fucks. I didn’t write this so you could wank to it.


After, making out, i pull my cock out (8 inches) and I start fucking her with it. I fuck her hard on her uni-student bed. I fuck her hard but she tells me to stop after a few seconds.
« I fucking love the sex but it’s 4 am and my legs are so tired i cant spread them out and i just know my roommate can hear everything i just feel so conscious about everything right now and- »

« hey you don’t have to worry », i interrupt.
And we hug and makeout for another 10 mins.



This left me perplexed however. Why did she want to stop having sex?
Was i fucking her wrong? Was my dick too big? Was she scared to orgasm?

I don’t know. This left me quite self-conscious and maybe even insecure.
I never thought that my penis (8 inches) could have been preventing me from the ultimate sexual experience. I now wish it was smaller. People with smaller penises are actually very lucky. I wish mine was average sized (7 inches) too.


Anyway.

She asked to see my Snapchat best friend list. I was kinda scared cus i had all kinds of hoes on there. So i said « ok, sure » : i had a plan.
I said « i need to sign in to my account first one sec, don’t look at my password » so i hid my phone from her, and quickly switched accounts to my old unused account.

I then show her my phone and go to my best friends list. It was 3 girls, 5 guys. One if the girls was my mom, which i told her.

She asked if she could add my mom on snap, and i said sure, knowing my mom is too retarded to know how to add her back anyway lol.

But the fact she cared to see if i was « clean » and that she added my mom on snap meant a lot to me. It’s the small things like that make me think « you know what i think i could actually date this girl once i break up with my gf ».
She also asked about my life, my friends, my family, my pets. I think she genuinely likes me.

I think I’m gonna date this girl, but she is quite fishy. She is ASD (autism) diagnosed but she honestly does not give off any signs of autism, at all.
She is just so hot to look at she makes my cock so fucking hard. I want her. I miss her. I’m on the bus home from her place. I cant wait to eat her pussy again. Fuck. I’m in love.


a lover boy thread by phenylpiracetam

 

[romanstock]

She's clearly fucking other guys.

 

[dookielooksmaxxer]

Life is easy when you are confident.

...



also this shit did not happen brah

 

[phenylpiracetam]

...



also this shit did not happen brah

I swear on my life bro. I wouldnt spend 20 minutes writing a fake fucking story

 

[Esky1911]

Anyway, don’t let these hoes get the reaction they want out of you. She was expecting me to go « wait really? No way omg I’m so sad now , I know you are really attractive and you can pull any man you want but please please i want you more than anyone else pwease don’t kiss strangers again ».

Fuck. This has lower my T by 50000kilograms

 

[ben132794]

Just got back from having sex with stacy in her accommodation.

She called me over when she saw my location at the library at 1 am.

Life is easy when you are confident.


Anyway, I am quite confused by her behaviour. She is always saying stuff like « idc if you kiss or fuck other girls, we’re not exclusive ».

I was like « okay but i wouldnt accept you kissing another guy, let alone fuck him. If you do, I’ll never put my dick anywhere near you again. Especially since we fuck raw. »

Then she said « well i kissed a guy on Thursday at the club while you were out in another club with your friends ».
I knew 100% she was lying, she was clearly trying to piss me off or try and tell me she’s hot shit or something.

I said « yeah well that just makes you sound like a whore, I’ll never present you to my mom ».

Seeing she clearly fucked up she came clean and said she didn’t kiss anyone and that she didn’t even go clubbing on Thursday she just said that to see if I’d react.

Anyway, don’t let these hoes get the reaction they want out of you. She was expecting me to go « wait really? No way omg I’m so sad now , I know you are really attractive and you can pull any man you want but please please i want you more than anyone else pwease don’t kiss strangers again ».

Don’t be a retard.


Anyway, i did act like a cuck today to be honest. I ate her pussy.
Yes, I’m not proud.


We were passionately making out beforehand, and i was brushing my hand over her pussy hidden by her panties. She was so fucking wet. Her panties were soaked.

I was whispering in her ear that i wanted to lick her pussy so bad and eat her out. She was moaning like a fucking freak and kept twitching as my fingers brushed her pussy, and she begged me to eat her pussy.

Anyway, as I go down on her, i slowly start licking and nibbling her inner thighs, which makes her go feral. She is already shaking in every direction before i even moved her panties to the side.

I get closer to her pussy and start biting down gently, while my hand is playing with her breasts. Seeing her revel in my touch turned me on. I start to accelerate, making sure my tongue engulfs her pussy, through her panties. She is going wild. Literally a seizure. Moaning, yelling under her breath, begging be to stop, while also pulling my face deeper into her vagina.
This goes on for a few more seconds, and she yells and immediately pulls herself out of under mouth.

She closes her legs, looks up, and gazes at me in awe: « how do you DO that? » .
No words, but a smile and a wink, and I get up close to her to cuddle.

She begs me to make out with her, saying that it’s so hot that my mouth tastes of her pussy.


put your dicks down you sad fucks. I didn’t write this so you could wank to it.


After, making out, i pull my cock out (8 inches) and I start fucking her with it. I fuck her hard on her uni-student bed. I fuck her hard but she tells me to stop after a few seconds.
« I fucking love the sex but it’s 4 am and my legs are so tired i cant spread them out and i just know my roommate can hear everything i just feel so conscious about everything right now and- »

« hey you don’t have to worry », i interrupt.
And we hug and makeout for another 10 mins.



This left me perplexed however. Why did she want to stop having sex?
Was i fucking her wrong? Was my dick too big? Was she scared to orgasm?

I don’t know. This left me quite self-conscious and maybe even insecure.
I never thought that my penis (8 inches) could have been preventing me from the ultimate sexual experience. I now wish it was smaller. People with smaller penises are actually very lucky. I wish mine was average sized (7 inches) too.


Anyway.

She asked to see my Snapchat best friend list. I was kinda scared cus i had all kinds of hoes on there. So i said « ok, sure » : i had a plan.
I said « i need to sign in to my account first one sec, don’t look at my password » so i hid my phone from her, and quickly switched accounts to my old unused account.

I then show her my phone and go to my best friends list. It was 3 girls, 5 guys. One if the girls was my mom, which i told her.

She asked if she could add my mom on snap, and i said sure, knowing my mom is too retarded to know how to add her back anyway lol.

But the fact she cared to see if i was « clean » and that she added my mom on snap meant a lot to me. It’s the small things like that make me think « you know what i think i could actually date this girl once i break up with my gf ».
She also asked about my life, my friends, my family, my pets. I think she genuinely likes me.

I think I’m gonna date this girl, but she is quite fishy. She is ASD (autism) diagnosed but she honestly does not give off any signs of autism, at all.
She is just so hot to look at she makes my cock so fucking hard. I want her. I miss her. I’m on the bus home from her place. I cant wait to eat her pussy again. Fuck. I’m in love.


a lover boy thread by phenylpiracetam

dnr mumbai insane asylum tales

 

[dookielooksmaxxer]

I swear on my life bro. I wouldnt spend 20 minutes writing a fake fucking story

can you tldr it and what message your trying to convey then

im not reading allat

 

[_Tigrim_]

 

[GigaRetard]

Not reading this bullshit + probably a Becky and not actually a Stacy.

 

[phenylpiracetam]

The coping is strong today i see.


Seethe incels, meanwhile i FUCK! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[3links2]

Just got back from having sex with stacy in her accommodation.

She called me over when she saw my location at the library at 1 am.

Life is easy when you are confident.


Anyway, I am quite confused by her behaviour. She is always saying stuff like « idc if you kiss or fuck other girls, we’re not exclusive ».

I was like « okay but i wouldnt accept you kissing another guy, let alone fuck him. If you do, I’ll never put my dick anywhere near you again. Especially since we fuck raw. »

Then she said « well i kissed a guy on Thursday at the club while you were out in another club with your friends ».
I knew 100% she was lying, she was clearly trying to piss me off or try and tell me she’s hot shit or something.

I said « yeah well that just makes you sound like a whore, I’ll never present you to my mom ».

Seeing she clearly fucked up she came clean and said she didn’t kiss anyone and that she didn’t even go clubbing on Thursday she just said that to see if I’d react.

Anyway, don’t let these hoes get the reaction they want out of you. She was expecting me to go « wait really? No way omg I’m so sad now , I know you are really attractive and you can pull any man you want but please please i want you more than anyone else pwease don’t kiss strangers again ».

Don’t be a retard.


Anyway, i did act like a cuck today to be honest. I ate her pussy.
Yes, I’m not proud.


We were passionately making out beforehand, and i was brushing my hand over her pussy hidden by her panties. She was so fucking wet. Her panties were soaked.

I was whispering in her ear that i wanted to lick her pussy so bad and eat her out. She was moaning like a fucking freak and kept twitching as my fingers brushed her pussy, and she begged me to eat her pussy.

Anyway, as I go down on her, i slowly start licking and nibbling her inner thighs, which makes her go feral. She is already shaking in every direction before i even moved her panties to the side.

I get closer to her pussy and start biting down gently, while my hand is playing with her breasts. Seeing her revel in my touch turned me on. I start to accelerate, making sure my tongue engulfs her pussy, through her panties. She is going wild. Literally a seizure. Moaning, yelling under her breath, begging be to stop, while also pulling my face deeper into her vagina.
This goes on for a few more seconds, and she yells and immediately pulls herself out of under mouth.

She closes her legs, looks up, and gazes at me in awe: « how do you DO that? » .
No words, but a smile and a wink, and I get up close to her to cuddle.

She begs me to make out with her, saying that it’s so hot that my mouth tastes of her pussy.


put your dicks down you sad fucks. I didn’t write this so you could wank to it.


After, making out, i pull my cock out (8 inches) and I start fucking her with it. I fuck her hard on her uni-student bed. I fuck her hard but she tells me to stop after a few seconds.
« I fucking love the sex but it’s 4 am and my legs are so tired i cant spread them out and i just know my roommate can hear everything i just feel so conscious about everything right now and- »

« hey you don’t have to worry », i interrupt.
And we hug and makeout for another 10 mins.



This left me perplexed however. Why did she want to stop having sex?
Was i fucking her wrong? Was my dick too big? Was she scared to orgasm?

I don’t know. This left me quite self-conscious and maybe even insecure.
I never thought that my penis (8 inches) could have been preventing me from the ultimate sexual experience. I now wish it was smaller. People with smaller penises are actually very lucky. I wish mine was average sized (7 inches) too.


Anyway.

She asked to see my Snapchat best friend list. I was kinda scared cus i had all kinds of hoes on there. So i said « ok, sure » : i had a plan.
I said « i need to sign in to my account first one sec, don’t look at my password » so i hid my phone from her, and quickly switched accounts to my old unused account.

I then show her my phone and go to my best friends list. It was 3 girls, 5 guys. One if the girls was my mom, which i told her.

She asked if she could add my mom on snap, and i said sure, knowing my mom is too retarded to know how to add her back anyway lol.

But the fact she cared to see if i was « clean » and that she added my mom on snap meant a lot to me. It’s the small things like that make me think « you know what i think i could actually date this girl once i break up with my gf ».
She also asked about my life, my friends, my family, my pets. I think she genuinely likes me.

I think I’m gonna date this girl, but she is quite fishy. She is ASD (autism) diagnosed but she honestly does not give off any signs of autism, at all.
She is just so hot to look at she makes my cock so fucking hard. I want her. I miss her. I’m on the bus home from her place. I cant wait to eat her pussy again. Fuck. I’m in love.


a lover boy thread by phenylpiracetam

or it didnt happen nigger

 

[pinkcel]

,,put your dicks down you sad fucks. I didn’t write this so you could wank to it."
mate nobody is fapping to a filter bypassed chatgpt fanfiction

on the off chance that you just type in a very autistic fucking way and this is true then, why post this? if she turns out to be disloyal then it's going to feel like a ballkick when you realize you posted this pseudolarp in some incel forum expecting praise and for it to only get better
and if you. marry her or something idfk this'll be embarrassing to look back upon (or maybe not! it would for me)

 

[alurmo]

this must be some type of kink mfs have
ts is so obv ai lol

The coping is strong today i see.


Seethe incels, meanwhile i FUCK! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[AverageCurryEnjoyer]

Tales from the Chuck E Cheese popcorn stand

 

[gymcel64]

Just got back from having sex with stacy in her accommodation.

She called me over when she saw my location at the library at 1 am.

Life is easy when you are confident.


Anyway, I am quite confused by her behaviour. She is always saying stuff like « idc if you kiss or fuck other girls, we’re not exclusive ».

I was like « okay but i wouldnt accept you kissing another guy, let alone fuck him. If you do, I’ll never put my dick anywhere near you again. Especially since we fuck raw. »

Then she said « well i kissed a guy on Thursday at the club while you were out in another club with your friends ».
I knew 100% she was lying, she was clearly trying to piss me off or try and tell me she’s hot shit or something.

I said « yeah well that just makes you sound like a whore, I’ll never present you to my mom ».

Seeing she clearly fucked up she came clean and said she didn’t kiss anyone and that she didn’t even go clubbing on Thursday she just said that to see if I’d react.

Anyway, don’t let these hoes get the reaction they want out of you. She was expecting me to go « wait really? No way omg I’m so sad now , I know you are really attractive and you can pull any man you want but please please i want you more than anyone else pwease don’t kiss strangers again ».

Don’t be a retard.


Anyway, i did act like a cuck today to be honest. I ate her pussy.
Yes, I’m not proud.


We were passionately making out beforehand, and i was brushing my hand over her pussy hidden by her panties. She was so fucking wet. Her panties were soaked.

I was whispering in her ear that i wanted to lick her pussy so bad and eat her out. She was moaning like a fucking freak and kept twitching as my fingers brushed her pussy, and she begged me to eat her pussy.

Anyway, as I go down on her, i slowly start licking and nibbling her inner thighs, which makes her go feral. She is already shaking in every direction before i even moved her panties to the side.

I get closer to her pussy and start biting down gently, while my hand is playing with her breasts. Seeing her revel in my touch turned me on. I start to accelerate, making sure my tongue engulfs her pussy, through her panties. She is going wild. Literally a seizure. Moaning, yelling under her breath, begging be to stop, while also pulling my face deeper into her vagina.
This goes on for a few more seconds, and she yells and immediately pulls herself out of under mouth.

She closes her legs, looks up, and gazes at me in awe: « how do you DO that? » .
No words, but a smile and a wink, and I get up close to her to cuddle.

She begs me to make out with her, saying that it’s so hot that my mouth tastes of her pussy.


put your dicks down you sad fucks. I didn’t write this so you could wank to it.


After, making out, i pull my cock out (8 inches) and I start fucking her with it. I fuck her hard on her uni-student bed. I fuck her hard but she tells me to stop after a few seconds.
« I fucking love the sex but it’s 4 am and my legs are so tired i cant spread them out and i just know my roommate can hear everything i just feel so conscious about everything right now and- »

« hey you don’t have to worry », i interrupt.
And we hug and makeout for another 10 mins.



This left me perplexed however. Why did she want to stop having sex?
Was i fucking her wrong? Was my dick too big? Was she scared to orgasm?

I don’t know. This left me quite self-conscious and maybe even insecure.
I never thought that my penis (8 inches) could have been preventing me from the ultimate sexual experience. I now wish it was smaller. People with smaller penises are actually very lucky. I wish mine was average sized (7 inches) too.


Anyway.

She asked to see my Snapchat best friend list. I was kinda scared cus i had all kinds of hoes on there. So i said « ok, sure » : i had a plan.
I said « i need to sign in to my account first one sec, don’t look at my password » so i hid my phone from her, and quickly switched accounts to my old unused account.

I then show her my phone and go to my best friends list. It was 3 girls, 5 guys. One if the girls was my mom, which i told her.

She asked if she could add my mom on snap, and i said sure, knowing my mom is too retarded to know how to add her back anyway lol.

But the fact she cared to see if i was « clean » and that she added my mom on snap meant a lot to me. It’s the small things like that make me think « you know what i think i could actually date this girl once i break up with my gf ».
She also asked about my life, my friends, my family, my pets. I think she genuinely likes me.

I think I’m gonna date this girl, but she is quite fishy. She is ASD (autism) diagnosed but she honestly does not give off any signs of autism, at all.
She is just so hot to look at she makes my cock so fucking hard. I want her. I miss her. I’m on the bus home from her place. I cant wait to eat her pussy again. Fuck. I’m in love.


a lover boy thread by phenylpiracetam

Your stories are funny, keep making them

 

[phenylpiracetam]

,,put your dicks down you sad fucks. I didn’t write this so you could wank to it."
mate nobody is fapping to a filter bypassed chatgpt fanfiction

on the off chance that you just type in a very autistic fucking way and this is true then, why post this? if she turns out to be disloyal then it's going to feel like a ballkick when you realize you posted this pseudolarp in some incel forum expecting praise and for it to only get better
and if you. marry her or something idfk this'll be embarrassing to look back upon (or maybe not! it would for me)

i will not marry her. I will only date her and break her fucking heart.

She is revenge 4/100.

I am breaking 100 girls hearts to get revenge for what my oneitis did to me.

I have already ruined 3 girls. Made them cry, beg, stalk, harass me, go completely insane. I made them fucking suffer. I made them fall in love, then I made them watch me cheat, and ghost, ask for forgiveness, lovebomb, then block them. All 3 of these girls tried to reach out to me in the past week, although it’s been MONTHS since i ruined them.
THEIR BRAINS AND HEARTS ARE COMPLETELY FUCKED.


And I will keep going.


My oneitis ruined my fucking life. I have nothing to lose.

 

[gymcel64]

i will not marry her. I will only date her and break her fucking heart.

She is revenge 4/100.

I am breaking 100 girls hearts to get revenge for what my oneitis did to me.

I have already ruined 3 girls. Made them cry, beg, stalk, harass me, go completely insane. I made them fucking suffer. I made them fall in love, then I made them watch me cheat, and ghost, ask for forgiveness, lovebomb, then block them. All 3 of these girls tried to reach out to me in the past week, although it’s been MONTHS since i ruined them.
THEIR BRAINS AND HEARTS ARE COMPLETELY FUCKED.


And I will keep going.


My oneitis ruined my fucking life. I have nothing to lose.

You make my day

 

[SoNotFunny]

dnr. also if she opens her legs that easily to subhumans, then probably a ltb

 

[pinkcel]

i will not marry her. I will only date her and break her fucking heart.

She is revenge 4/100.

I am breaking 100 girls hearts to get revenge for what my oneitis did to me.

I have already ruined 3 girls. Made them cry, beg, stalk, harass me, go completely insane. I made them fucking suffer. I made them fall in love, then I made them watch me cheat, and ghost, ask for forgiveness, lovebomb, then block them. All 3 of these girls tried to reach out to me in the past week, although it’s been MONTHS since i ruined them.
THEIR BRAINS AND HEARTS ARE COMPLETELY FUCKED.


And I will keep going.


My oneitis ruined my fucking life. I have nothing to lose.

have fun, i'll see you in 55 years

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Just got back from having sex with stacy in her accommodation.

She called me over when she saw my location at the library at 1 am.

Life is easy when you are confident.


Anyway, I am quite confused by her behaviour. She is always saying stuff like « idc if you kiss or fuck other girls, we’re not exclusive ».

I was like « okay but i wouldnt accept you kissing another guy, let alone fuck him. If you do, I’ll never put my dick anywhere near you again. Especially since we fuck raw. »

Then she said « well i kissed a guy on Thursday at the club while you were out in another club with your friends ».
I knew 100% she was lying, she was clearly trying to piss me off or try and tell me she’s hot shit or something.

I said « yeah well that just makes you sound like a whore, I’ll never present you to my mom ».

Seeing she clearly fucked up she came clean and said she didn’t kiss anyone and that she didn’t even go clubbing on Thursday she just said that to see if I’d react.

Anyway, don’t let these hoes get the reaction they want out of you. She was expecting me to go « wait really? No way omg I’m so sad now , I know you are really attractive and you can pull any man you want but please please i want you more than anyone else pwease don’t kiss strangers again ».

Don’t be a retard.


Anyway, i did act like a cuck today to be honest. I ate her pussy.
Yes, I’m not proud.


We were passionately making out beforehand, and i was brushing my hand over her pussy hidden by her panties. She was so fucking wet. Her panties were soaked.

I was whispering in her ear that i wanted to lick her pussy so bad and eat her out. She was moaning like a fucking freak and kept twitching as my fingers brushed her pussy, and she begged me to eat her pussy.

Anyway, as I go down on her, i slowly start licking and nibbling her inner thighs, which makes her go feral. She is already shaking in every direction before i even moved her panties to the side.

I get closer to her pussy and start biting down gently, while my hand is playing with her breasts. Seeing her revel in my touch turned me on. I start to accelerate, making sure my tongue engulfs her pussy, through her panties. She is going wild. Literally a seizure. Moaning, yelling under her breath, begging be to stop, while also pulling my face deeper into her vagina.
This goes on for a few more seconds, and she yells and immediately pulls herself out of under mouth.

She closes her legs, looks up, and gazes at me in awe: « how do you DO that? » .
No words, but a smile and a wink, and I get up close to her to cuddle.

She begs me to make out with her, saying that it’s so hot that my mouth tastes of her pussy.


put your dicks down you sad fucks. I didn’t write this so you could wank to it.


After, making out, i pull my cock out (8 inches) and I start fucking her with it. I fuck her hard on her uni-student bed. I fuck her hard but she tells me to stop after a few seconds.
« I fucking love the sex but it’s 4 am and my legs are so tired i cant spread them out and i just know my roommate can hear everything i just feel so conscious about everything right now and- »

« hey you don’t have to worry », i interrupt.
And we hug and makeout for another 10 mins.



This left me perplexed however. Why did she want to stop having sex?
Was i fucking her wrong? Was my dick too big? Was she scared to orgasm?

I don’t know. This left me quite self-conscious and maybe even insecure.
I never thought that my penis (8 inches) could have been preventing me from the ultimate sexual experience. I now wish it was smaller. People with smaller penises are actually very lucky. I wish mine was average sized (7 inches) too.


Anyway.

She asked to see my Snapchat best friend list. I was kinda scared cus i had all kinds of hoes on there. So i said « ok, sure » : i had a plan.
I said « i need to sign in to my account first one sec, don’t look at my password » so i hid my phone from her, and quickly switched accounts to my old unused account.

I then show her my phone and go to my best friends list. It was 3 girls, 5 guys. One if the girls was my mom, which i told her.

She asked if she could add my mom on snap, and i said sure, knowing my mom is too retarded to know how to add her back anyway lol.

But the fact she cared to see if i was « clean » and that she added my mom on snap meant a lot to me. It’s the small things like that make me think « you know what i think i could actually date this girl once i break up with my gf ».
She also asked about my life, my friends, my family, my pets. I think she genuinely likes me.

I think I’m gonna date this girl, but she is quite fishy. She is ASD (autism) diagnosed but she honestly does not give off any signs of autism, at all.
She is just so hot to look at she makes my cock so fucking hard. I want her. I miss her. I’m on the bus home from her place. I cant wait to eat her pussy again. Fuck. I’m in love.


a lover boy thread by phenylpiracetam

Don't date this girl. She's trash. Whether she's fucking with other guys or not she definitely will if you date her. It's only a matter of time.

 

[normaler_rasista]

Just got back from having sex with stacy in her accommodation.

She called me over when she saw my location at the library at 1 am.

Life is easy when you are confident.


Anyway, I am quite confused by her behaviour. She is always saying stuff like « idc if you kiss or fuck other girls, we’re not exclusive ».

I was like « okay but i wouldnt accept you kissing another guy, let alone fuck him. If you do, I’ll never put my dick anywhere near you again. Especially since we fuck raw. »

Then she said « well i kissed a guy on Thursday at the club while you were out in another club with your friends ».
I knew 100% she was lying, she was clearly trying to piss me off or try and tell me she’s hot shit or something.

I said « yeah well that just makes you sound like a whore, I’ll never present you to my mom ».

Seeing she clearly fucked up she came clean and said she didn’t kiss anyone and that she didn’t even go clubbing on Thursday she just said that to see if I’d react.

Anyway, don’t let these hoes get the reaction they want out of you. She was expecting me to go « wait really? No way omg I’m so sad now , I know you are really attractive and you can pull any man you want but please please i want you more than anyone else pwease don’t kiss strangers again ».

Don’t be a retard.


Anyway, i did act like a cuck today to be honest. I ate her pussy.
Yes, I’m not proud.


We were passionately making out beforehand, and i was brushing my hand over her pussy hidden by her panties. She was so fucking wet. Her panties were soaked.

I was whispering in her ear that i wanted to lick her pussy so bad and eat her out. She was moaning like a fucking freak and kept twitching as my fingers brushed her pussy, and she begged me to eat her pussy.

Anyway, as I go down on her, i slowly start licking and nibbling her inner thighs, which makes her go feral. She is already shaking in every direction before i even moved her panties to the side.

I get closer to her pussy and start biting down gently, while my hand is playing with her breasts. Seeing her revel in my touch turned me on. I start to accelerate, making sure my tongue engulfs her pussy, through her panties. She is going wild. Literally a seizure. Moaning, yelling under her breath, begging be to stop, while also pulling my face deeper into her vagina.
This goes on for a few more seconds, and she yells and immediately pulls herself out of under mouth.

She closes her legs, looks up, and gazes at me in awe: « how do you DO that? » .
No words, but a smile and a wink, and I get up close to her to cuddle.

She begs me to make out with her, saying that it’s so hot that my mouth tastes of her pussy.


put your dicks down you sad fucks. I didn’t write this so you could wank to it.


After, making out, i pull my cock out (8 inches) and I start fucking her with it. I fuck her hard on her uni-student bed. I fuck her hard but she tells me to stop after a few seconds.
« I fucking love the sex but it’s 4 am and my legs are so tired i cant spread them out and i just know my roommate can hear everything i just feel so conscious about everything right now and- »

« hey you don’t have to worry », i interrupt.
And we hug and makeout for another 10 mins.



This left me perplexed however. Why did she want to stop having sex?
Was i fucking her wrong? Was my dick too big? Was she scared to orgasm?

I don’t know. This left me quite self-conscious and maybe even insecure.
I never thought that my penis (8 inches) could have been preventing me from the ultimate sexual experience. I now wish it was smaller. People with smaller penises are actually very lucky. I wish mine was average sized (7 inches) too.


Anyway.

She asked to see my Snapchat best friend list. I was kinda scared cus i had all kinds of hoes on there. So i said « ok, sure » : i had a plan.
I said « i need to sign in to my account first one sec, don’t look at my password » so i hid my phone from her, and quickly switched accounts to my old unused account.

I then show her my phone and go to my best friends list. It was 3 girls, 5 guys. One if the girls was my mom, which i told her.

She asked if she could add my mom on snap, and i said sure, knowing my mom is too retarded to know how to add her back anyway lol.

But the fact she cared to see if i was « clean » and that she added my mom on snap meant a lot to me. It’s the small things like that make me think « you know what i think i could actually date this girl once i break up with my gf ».
She also asked about my life, my friends, my family, my pets. I think she genuinely likes me.

I think I’m gonna date this girl, but she is quite fishy. She is ASD (autism) diagnosed but she honestly does not give off any signs of autism, at all.
She is just so hot to look at she makes my cock so fucking hard. I want her. I miss her. I’m on the bus home from her place. I cant wait to eat her pussy again. Fuck. I’m in love.


a lover boy thread by phenylpiracetam

I don't know why I read all of this

 

[codeberserk]

Just got back from having sex with stacy in her accommodation.

She called me over when she saw my location at the library at 1 am.

Life is easy when you are confident.


Anyway, I am quite confused by her behaviour. She is always saying stuff like « idc if you kiss or fuck other girls, we’re not exclusive ».

I was like « okay but i wouldnt accept you kissing another guy, let alone fuck him. If you do, I’ll never put my dick anywhere near you again. Especially since we fuck raw. »

Then she said « well i kissed a guy on Thursday at the club while you were out in another club with your friends ».
I knew 100% she was lying, she was clearly trying to piss me off or try and tell me she’s hot shit or something.

I said « yeah well that just makes you sound like a whore, I’ll never present you to my mom ».

Seeing she clearly fucked up she came clean and said she didn’t kiss anyone and that she didn’t even go clubbing on Thursday she just said that to see if I’d react.

Anyway, don’t let these hoes get the reaction they want out of you. She was expecting me to go « wait really? No way omg I’m so sad now , I know you are really attractive and you can pull any man you want but please please i want you more than anyone else pwease don’t kiss strangers again ».

Don’t be a retard.


Anyway, i did act like a cuck today to be honest. I ate her pussy.
Yes, I’m not proud.


We were passionately making out beforehand, and i was brushing my hand over her pussy hidden by her panties. She was so fucking wet. Her panties were soaked.

I was whispering in her ear that i wanted to lick her pussy so bad and eat her out. She was moaning like a fucking freak and kept twitching as my fingers brushed her pussy, and she begged me to eat her pussy.

Anyway, as I go down on her, i slowly start licking and nibbling her inner thighs, which makes her go feral. She is already shaking in every direction before i even moved her panties to the side.

I get closer to her pussy and start biting down gently, while my hand is playing with her breasts. Seeing her revel in my touch turned me on. I start to accelerate, making sure my tongue engulfs her pussy, through her panties. She is going wild. Literally a seizure. Moaning, yelling under her breath, begging be to stop, while also pulling my face deeper into her vagina.
This goes on for a few more seconds, and she yells and immediately pulls herself out of under mouth.

She closes her legs, looks up, and gazes at me in awe: « how do you DO that? » .
No words, but a smile and a wink, and I get up close to her to cuddle.

She begs me to make out with her, saying that it’s so hot that my mouth tastes of her pussy.


put your dicks down you sad fucks. I didn’t write this so you could wank to it.


After, making out, i pull my cock out (8 inches) and I start fucking her with it. I fuck her hard on her uni-student bed. I fuck her hard but she tells me to stop after a few seconds.
« I fucking love the sex but it’s 4 am and my legs are so tired i cant spread them out and i just know my roommate can hear everything i just feel so conscious about everything right now and- »

« hey you don’t have to worry », i interrupt.
And we hug and makeout for another 10 mins.



This left me perplexed however. Why did she want to stop having sex?
Was i fucking her wrong? Was my dick too big? Was she scared to orgasm?

I don’t know. This left me quite self-conscious and maybe even insecure.
I never thought that my penis (8 inches) could have been preventing me from the ultimate sexual experience. I now wish it was smaller. People with smaller penises are actually very lucky. I wish mine was average sized (7 inches) too.


Anyway.

She asked to see my Snapchat best friend list. I was kinda scared cus i had all kinds of hoes on there. So i said « ok, sure » : i had a plan.
I said « i need to sign in to my account first one sec, don’t look at my password » so i hid my phone from her, and quickly switched accounts to my old unused account.

I then show her my phone and go to my best friends list. It was 3 girls, 5 guys. One if the girls was my mom, which i told her.

She asked if she could add my mom on snap, and i said sure, knowing my mom is too retarded to know how to add her back anyway lol.

But the fact she cared to see if i was « clean » and that she added my mom on snap meant a lot to me. It’s the small things like that make me think « you know what i think i could actually date this girl once i break up with my gf ».
She also asked about my life, my friends, my family, my pets. I think she genuinely likes me.

I think I’m gonna date this girl, but she is quite fishy. She is ASD (autism) diagnosed but she honestly does not give off any signs of autism, at all.
She is just so hot to look at she makes my cock so fucking hard. I want her. I miss her. I’m on the bus home from her place. I cant wait to eat her pussy again. Fuck. I’m in love.


a lover boy thread by phenylpiracetam

man proud of the story of how he licked some chick's pussy at 1:00 a.m. while someone else was fucking her, the taste of semen was still there?

 

[Deleted member 109485]

she’s 100 percent a mtb at best is defiantly a slut that was just desperately horny and every other nigga was busy at that time

 

[JohnPork12]

Just got back from having sex with stacy in her accommodation.

She called me over when she saw my location at the library at 1 am.

Life is easy when you are confident.


Anyway, I am quite confused by her behaviour. She is always saying stuff like « idc if you kiss or fuck other girls, we’re not exclusive ».

I was like « okay but i wouldnt accept you kissing another guy, let alone fuck him. If you do, I’ll never put my dick anywhere near you again. Especially since we fuck raw. »

Then she said « well i kissed a guy on Thursday at the club while you were out in another club with your friends ».
I knew 100% she was lying, she was clearly trying to piss me off or try and tell me she’s hot shit or something.

I said « yeah well that just makes you sound like a whore, I’ll never present you to my mom ».

Seeing she clearly fucked up she came clean and said she didn’t kiss anyone and that she didn’t even go clubbing on Thursday she just said that to see if I’d react.

Anyway, don’t let these hoes get the reaction they want out of you. She was expecting me to go « wait really? No way omg I’m so sad now , I know you are really attractive and you can pull any man you want but please please i want you more than anyone else pwease don’t kiss strangers again ».

Don’t be a retard.


Anyway, i did act like a cuck today to be honest. I ate her pussy.
Yes, I’m not proud.


We were passionately making out beforehand, and i was brushing my hand over her pussy hidden by her panties. She was so fucking wet. Her panties were soaked.

I was whispering in her ear that i wanted to lick her pussy so bad and eat her out. She was moaning like a fucking freak and kept twitching as my fingers brushed her pussy, and she begged me to eat her pussy.

Anyway, as I go down on her, i slowly start licking and nibbling her inner thighs, which makes her go feral. She is already shaking in every direction before i even moved her panties to the side.

I get closer to her pussy and start biting down gently, while my hand is playing with her breasts. Seeing her revel in my touch turned me on. I start to accelerate, making sure my tongue engulfs her pussy, through her panties. She is going wild. Literally a seizure. Moaning, yelling under her breath, begging be to stop, while also pulling my face deeper into her vagina.
This goes on for a few more seconds, and she yells and immediately pulls herself out of under mouth.

She closes her legs, looks up, and gazes at me in awe: « how do you DO that? » .
No words, but a smile and a wink, and I get up close to her to cuddle.

She begs me to make out with her, saying that it’s so hot that my mouth tastes of her pussy.


put your dicks down you sad fucks. I didn’t write this so you could wank to it.


After, making out, i pull my cock out (8 inches) and I start fucking her with it. I fuck her hard on her uni-student bed. I fuck her hard but she tells me to stop after a few seconds.
« I fucking love the sex but it’s 4 am and my legs are so tired i cant spread them out and i just know my roommate can hear everything i just feel so conscious about everything right now and- »

« hey you don’t have to worry », i interrupt.
And we hug and makeout for another 10 mins.



This left me perplexed however. Why did she want to stop having sex?
Was i fucking her wrong? Was my dick too big? Was she scared to orgasm?

I don’t know. This left me quite self-conscious and maybe even insecure.
I never thought that my penis (8 inches) could have been preventing me from the ultimate sexual experience. I now wish it was smaller. People with smaller penises are actually very lucky. I wish mine was average sized (7 inches) too.


Anyway.

She asked to see my Snapchat best friend list. I was kinda scared cus i had all kinds of hoes on there. So i said « ok, sure » : i had a plan.
I said « i need to sign in to my account first one sec, don’t look at my password » so i hid my phone from her, and quickly switched accounts to my old unused account.

I then show her my phone and go to my best friends list. It was 3 girls, 5 guys. One if the girls was my mom, which i told her.

She asked if she could add my mom on snap, and i said sure, knowing my mom is too retarded to know how to add her back anyway lol.

But the fact she cared to see if i was « clean » and that she added my mom on snap meant a lot to me. It’s the small things like that make me think « you know what i think i could actually date this girl once i break up with my gf ».
She also asked about my life, my friends, my family, my pets. I think she genuinely likes me.

I think I’m gonna date this girl, but she is quite fishy. She is ASD (autism) diagnosed but she honestly does not give off any signs of autism, at all.
She is just so hot to look at she makes my cock so fucking hard. I want her. I miss her. I’m on the bus home from her place. I cant wait to eat her pussy again. Fuck. I’m in love.


a lover boy thread by phenylpiracetam

my nigga your mom didnt need to catch a stray

 

[phenylpiracetam]

my nigga your mom didnt need to catch a stray

THE BLACK PUFFLE USED TO BE MY FAVOURITE OMG HE WAS SO MOODY ALL THE TIME FOR NO FUCKING REASON DAMN I LOVED THAT MF

 

[Askeladd93270]

Licking pussy will loosen the tongue tie overtime ggs

 

[_MVP_]

no one believes you

or you paid

 

[codeberserk]

I'm sure it was his first experience

 

[caffeinemaxxed]

dnr u forgot to take ur shizo meds

 

[JohnPork12]

THE BLACK PUFFLE USED TO BE MY FAVOURITE OMG HE WAS SO MOODY ALL THE TIME FOR NO FUCKING REASON DAMN I LOVED THAT MF

hell yeah

 

[Clavicular]

Then she said « well i kissed a guy on Thursday at the club while you were out in another club with your friends ».

I knew 100% she was lying,

 

[Niko.]

 

[axttt_]

'i had sex with stacy brooooo'
and its white mtb

 

[BWC_virgin]

Sometimes girls try to do that shit (not girls I’m in a relationship with just like fwb) and be like showing me guys who hit them up on socials or whatever. Idrc cuz I’m just fucking them but I can tell they’re insecure and want me to feel uneasy like I might loose them, or like I got competition. Sometimes if I get annoyed I’ll show them girls who mog them I got on retainer just for kicks.

Not really sure how one is supposed to deal with this tho, obviously in a relationship you wouldn’t put up with it but like with girls you just fuck around with it kinda is what it is Yk.

Anyway, don’t let these hoes get the reaction they want out of you. She was expecting me to go « wait really? No way omg I’m so sad now , I know you are really attractive and you can pull any man you want but please please i want you more than anyone else pwease don’t kiss strangers again ».

 

[panjeet currycel]

so many fails

what a fucking retard

 

[xnj]

Just got back from having sex with stacy in her accommodation.

She called me over when she saw my location at the library at 1 am.

Life is easy when you are confident.


Anyway, I am quite confused by her behaviour. She is always saying stuff like « idc if you kiss or fuck other girls, we’re not exclusive ».

I was like « okay but i wouldnt accept you kissing another guy, let alone fuck him. If you do, I’ll never put my dick anywhere near you again. Especially since we fuck raw. »

Then she said « well i kissed a guy on Thursday at the club while you were out in another club with your friends ».
I knew 100% she was lying, she was clearly trying to piss me off or try and tell me she’s hot shit or something.

I said « yeah well that just makes you sound like a whore, I’ll never present you to my mom ».

Seeing she clearly fucked up she came clean and said she didn’t kiss anyone and that she didn’t even go clubbing on Thursday she just said that to see if I’d react.

Anyway, don’t let these hoes get the reaction they want out of you. She was expecting me to go « wait really? No way omg I’m so sad now , I know you are really attractive and you can pull any man you want but please please i want you more than anyone else pwease don’t kiss strangers again ».

Don’t be a retard.


Anyway, i did act like a cuck today to be honest. I ate her pussy.
Yes, I’m not proud.


We were passionately making out beforehand, and i was brushing my hand over her pussy hidden by her panties. She was so fucking wet. Her panties were soaked.

I was whispering in her ear that i wanted to lick her pussy so bad and eat her out. She was moaning like a fucking freak and kept twitching as my fingers brushed her pussy, and she begged me to eat her pussy.

Anyway, as I go down on her, i slowly start licking and nibbling her inner thighs, which makes her go feral. She is already shaking in every direction before i even moved her panties to the side.

I get closer to her pussy and start biting down gently, while my hand is playing with her breasts. Seeing her revel in my touch turned me on. I start to accelerate, making sure my tongue engulfs her pussy, through her panties. She is going wild. Literally a seizure. Moaning, yelling under her breath, begging be to stop, while also pulling my face deeper into her vagina.
This goes on for a few more seconds, and she yells and immediately pulls herself out of under mouth.

She closes her legs, looks up, and gazes at me in awe: « how do you DO that? » .
No words, but a smile and a wink, and I get up close to her to cuddle.

She begs me to make out with her, saying that it’s so hot that my mouth tastes of her pussy.


put your dicks down you sad fucks. I didn’t write this so you could wank to it.


After, making out, i pull my cock out (8 inches) and I start fucking her with it. I fuck her hard on her uni-student bed. I fuck her hard but she tells me to stop after a few seconds.
« I fucking love the sex but it’s 4 am and my legs are so tired i cant spread them out and i just know my roommate can hear everything i just feel so conscious about everything right now and- »

« hey you don’t have to worry », i interrupt.
And we hug and makeout for another 10 mins.



This left me perplexed however. Why did she want to stop having sex?
Was i fucking her wrong? Was my dick too big? Was she scared to orgasm?

I don’t know. This left me quite self-conscious and maybe even insecure.
I never thought that my penis (8 inches) could have been preventing me from the ultimate sexual experience. I now wish it was smaller. People with smaller penises are actually very lucky. I wish mine was average sized (7 inches) too.


Anyway.

She asked to see my Snapchat best friend list. I was kinda scared cus i had all kinds of hoes on there. So i said « ok, sure » : i had a plan.
I said « i need to sign in to my account first one sec, don’t look at my password » so i hid my phone from her, and quickly switched accounts to my old unused account.

I then show her my phone and go to my best friends list. It was 3 girls, 5 guys. One if the girls was my mom, which i told her.

She asked if she could add my mom on snap, and i said sure, knowing my mom is too retarded to know how to add her back anyway lol.

But the fact she cared to see if i was « clean » and that she added my mom on snap meant a lot to me. It’s the small things like that make me think « you know what i think i could actually date this girl once i break up with my gf ».
She also asked about my life, my friends, my family, my pets. I think she genuinely likes me.

I think I’m gonna date this girl, but she is quite fishy. She is ASD (autism) diagnosed but she honestly does not give off any signs of autism, at all.
She is just so hot to look at she makes my cock so fucking hard. I want her. I miss her. I’m on the bus home from her place. I cant wait to eat her pussy again. Fuck. I’m in love.


a lover boy thread by phenylpiracetam

 

[edodalic29]

 

[Charisma]

obviously never date this woman are you retarded

but then again, textbook redpill approach. mirin passing shit tests, great job grey

 

[RICHCELDOM]

View attachment 3341837

this is perfection

 

[iblamericky]

pics or larp

 

[darodcel]

'i had sex with stacy brooooo'
and its white mtb

To the average guy high mtb = Stacy, so as long as they aren’t fat and have an ok face

 

[Southsmog]

Just got back from having sex with stacy in her accommodation.

She called me over when she saw my location at the library at 1 am.

Life is easy when you are confident.


Anyway, I am quite confused by her behaviour. She is always saying stuff like « idc if you kiss or fuck other girls, we’re not exclusive ».

I was like « okay but i wouldnt accept you kissing another guy, let alone fuck him. If you do, I’ll never put my dick anywhere near you again. Especially since we fuck raw. »

Then she said « well i kissed a guy on Thursday at the club while you were out in another club with your friends ».
I knew 100% she was lying, she was clearly trying to piss me off or try and tell me she’s hot shit or something.

I said « yeah well that just makes you sound like a whore, I’ll never present you to my mom ».

Seeing she clearly fucked up she came clean and said she didn’t kiss anyone and that she didn’t even go clubbing on Thursday she just said that to see if I’d react.

Anyway, don’t let these hoes get the reaction they want out of you. She was expecting me to go « wait really? No way omg I’m so sad now , I know you are really attractive and you can pull any man you want but please please i want you more than anyone else pwease don’t kiss strangers again ».

Don’t be a retard.


Anyway, i did act like a cuck today to be honest. I ate her pussy.
Yes, I’m not proud.


We were passionately making out beforehand, and i was brushing my hand over her pussy hidden by her panties. She was so fucking wet. Her panties were soaked.

I was whispering in her ear that i wanted to lick her pussy so bad and eat her out. She was moaning like a fucking freak and kept twitching as my fingers brushed her pussy, and she begged me to eat her pussy.

Anyway, as I go down on her, i slowly start licking and nibbling her inner thighs, which makes her go feral. She is already shaking in every direction before i even moved her panties to the side.

I get closer to her pussy and start biting down gently, while my hand is playing with her breasts. Seeing her revel in my touch turned me on. I start to accelerate, making sure my tongue engulfs her pussy, through her panties. She is going wild. Literally a seizure. Moaning, yelling under her breath, begging be to stop, while also pulling my face deeper into her vagina.
This goes on for a few more seconds, and she yells and immediately pulls herself out of under mouth.

She closes her legs, looks up, and gazes at me in awe: « how do you DO that? » .
No words, but a smile and a wink, and I get up close to her to cuddle.

She begs me to make out with her, saying that it’s so hot that my mouth tastes of her pussy.


put your dicks down you sad fucks. I didn’t write this so you could wank to it.


After, making out, i pull my cock out (8 inches) and I start fucking her with it. I fuck her hard on her uni-student bed. I fuck her hard but she tells me to stop after a few seconds.
« I fucking love the sex but it’s 4 am and my legs are so tired i cant spread them out and i just know my roommate can hear everything i just feel so conscious about everything right now and- »

« hey you don’t have to worry », i interrupt.
And we hug and makeout for another 10 mins.



This left me perplexed however. Why did she want to stop having sex?
Was i fucking her wrong? Was my dick too big? Was she scared to orgasm?

I don’t know. This left me quite self-conscious and maybe even insecure.
I never thought that my penis (8 inches) could have been preventing me from the ultimate sexual experience. I now wish it was smaller. People with smaller penises are actually very lucky. I wish mine was average sized (7 inches) too.


Anyway.

She asked to see my Snapchat best friend list. I was kinda scared cus i had all kinds of hoes on there. So i said « ok, sure » : i had a plan.
I said « i need to sign in to my account first one sec, don’t look at my password » so i hid my phone from her, and quickly switched accounts to my old unused account.

I then show her my phone and go to my best friends list. It was 3 girls, 5 guys. One if the girls was my mom, which i told her.

She asked if she could add my mom on snap, and i said sure, knowing my mom is too retarded to know how to add her back anyway lol.

But the fact she cared to see if i was « clean » and that she added my mom on snap meant a lot to me. It’s the small things like that make me think « you know what i think i could actually date this girl once i break up with my gf ».
She also asked about my life, my friends, my family, my pets. I think she genuinely likes me.

I think I’m gonna date this girl, but she is quite fishy. She is ASD (autism) diagnosed but she honestly does not give off any signs of autism, at all.
She is just so hot to look at she makes my cock so fucking hard. I want her. I miss her. I’m on the bus home from her place. I cant wait to eat her pussy again. Fuck. I’m in love.


a lover boy thread by phenylpiracetam

Peak hallucinationmaxing after rotting too much on here, this did NOT happen, if it did you wouldn't be on here

 

[Duality]

Just got back from having sex with stacy in her accommodation.

She called me over when she saw my location at the library at 1 am.

Life is easy when you are confident.


Anyway, I am quite confused by her behaviour. She is always saying stuff like « idc if you kiss or fuck other girls, we’re not exclusive ».

I was like « okay but i wouldnt accept you kissing another guy, let alone fuck him. If you do, I’ll never put my dick anywhere near you again. Especially since we fuck raw. »

Then she said « well i kissed a guy on Thursday at the club while you were out in another club with your friends ».
I knew 100% she was lying, she was clearly trying to piss me off or try and tell me she’s hot shit or something.

I said « yeah well that just makes you sound like a whore, I’ll never present you to my mom ».

Seeing she clearly fucked up she came clean and said she didn’t kiss anyone and that she didn’t even go clubbing on Thursday she just said that to see if I’d react.

Anyway, don’t let these hoes get the reaction they want out of you. She was expecting me to go « wait really? No way omg I’m so sad now , I know you are really attractive and you can pull any man you want but please please i want you more than anyone else pwease don’t kiss strangers again ».

Don’t be a retard.


Anyway, i did act like a cuck today to be honest. I ate her pussy.
Yes, I’m not proud.


We were passionately making out beforehand, and i was brushing my hand over her pussy hidden by her panties. She was so fucking wet. Her panties were soaked.

I was whispering in her ear that i wanted to lick her pussy so bad and eat her out. She was moaning like a fucking freak and kept twitching as my fingers brushed her pussy, and she begged me to eat her pussy.

Anyway, as I go down on her, i slowly start licking and nibbling her inner thighs, which makes her go feral. She is already shaking in every direction before i even moved her panties to the side.

I get closer to her pussy and start biting down gently, while my hand is playing with her breasts. Seeing her revel in my touch turned me on. I start to accelerate, making sure my tongue engulfs her pussy, through her panties. She is going wild. Literally a seizure. Moaning, yelling under her breath, begging be to stop, while also pulling my face deeper into her vagina.
This goes on for a few more seconds, and she yells and immediately pulls herself out of under mouth.

She closes her legs, looks up, and gazes at me in awe: « how do you DO that? » .
No words, but a smile and a wink, and I get up close to her to cuddle.

She begs me to make out with her, saying that it’s so hot that my mouth tastes of her pussy.


put your dicks down you sad fucks. I didn’t write this so you could wank to it.


After, making out, i pull my cock out (8 inches) and I start fucking her with it. I fuck her hard on her uni-student bed. I fuck her hard but she tells me to stop after a few seconds.
« I fucking love the sex but it’s 4 am and my legs are so tired i cant spread them out and i just know my roommate can hear everything i just feel so conscious about everything right now and- »

« hey you don’t have to worry », i interrupt.
And we hug and makeout for another 10 mins.



This left me perplexed however. Why did she want to stop having sex?
Was i fucking her wrong? Was my dick too big? Was she scared to orgasm?

I don’t know. This left me quite self-conscious and maybe even insecure.
I never thought that my penis (8 inches) could have been preventing me from the ultimate sexual experience. I now wish it was smaller. People with smaller penises are actually very lucky. I wish mine was average sized (7 inches) too.


Anyway.

She asked to see my Snapchat best friend list. I was kinda scared cus i had all kinds of hoes on there. So i said « ok, sure » : i had a plan.
I said « i need to sign in to my account first one sec, don’t look at my password » so i hid my phone from her, and quickly switched accounts to my old unused account.

I then show her my phone and go to my best friends list. It was 3 girls, 5 guys. One if the girls was my mom, which i told her.

She asked if she could add my mom on snap, and i said sure, knowing my mom is too retarded to know how to add her back anyway lol.

But the fact she cared to see if i was « clean » and that she added my mom on snap meant a lot to me. It’s the small things like that make me think « you know what i think i could actually date this girl once i break up with my gf ».
She also asked about my life, my friends, my family, my pets. I think she genuinely likes me.

I think I’m gonna date this girl, but she is quite fishy. She is ASD (autism) diagnosed but she honestly does not give off any signs of autism, at all.
She is just so hot to look at she makes my cock so fucking hard. I want her. I miss her. I’m on the bus home from her place. I cant wait to eat her pussy again. Fuck. I’m in love.


a lover boy thread by phenylpiracetam

Larper

 

[KT-34]

 

[HighTierSubhuman]

No one read any of this

 

[VerticalOrgAccount]

Just got back from having sex with stacy in her accommodation.

She called me over when she saw my location at the library at 1 am.

Life is easy when you are confident.


Anyway, I am quite confused by her behaviour. She is always saying stuff like « idc if you kiss or fuck other girls, we’re not exclusive ».

I was like « okay but i wouldnt accept you kissing another guy, let alone fuck him. If you do, I’ll never put my dick anywhere near you again. Especially since we fuck raw. »

Then she said « well i kissed a guy on Thursday at the club while you were out in another club with your friends ».
I knew 100% she was lying, she was clearly trying to piss me off or try and tell me she’s hot shit or something.

I said « yeah well that just makes you sound like a whore, I’ll never present you to my mom ».

Seeing she clearly fucked up she came clean and said she didn’t kiss anyone and that she didn’t even go clubbing on Thursday she just said that to see if I’d react.

Anyway, don’t let these hoes get the reaction they want out of you. She was expecting me to go « wait really? No way omg I’m so sad now , I know you are really attractive and you can pull any man you want but please please i want you more than anyone else pwease don’t kiss strangers again ».

Don’t be a retard.


Anyway, i did act like a cuck today to be honest. I ate her pussy.
Yes, I’m not proud.


We were passionately making out beforehand, and i was brushing my hand over her pussy hidden by her panties. She was so fucking wet. Her panties were soaked.

I was whispering in her ear that i wanted to lick her pussy so bad and eat her out. She was moaning like a fucking freak and kept twitching as my fingers brushed her pussy, and she begged me to eat her pussy.

Anyway, as I go down on her, i slowly start licking and nibbling her inner thighs, which makes her go feral. She is already shaking in every direction before i even moved her panties to the side.

I get closer to her pussy and start biting down gently, while my hand is playing with her breasts. Seeing her revel in my touch turned me on. I start to accelerate, making sure my tongue engulfs her pussy, through her panties. She is going wild. Literally a seizure. Moaning, yelling under her breath, begging be to stop, while also pulling my face deeper into her vagina.
This goes on for a few more seconds, and she yells and immediately pulls herself out of under mouth.

She closes her legs, looks up, and gazes at me in awe: « how do you DO that? » .
No words, but a smile and a wink, and I get up close to her to cuddle.

She begs me to make out with her, saying that it’s so hot that my mouth tastes of her pussy.


put your dicks down you sad fucks. I didn’t write this so you could wank to it.


After, making out, i pull my cock out (8 inches) and I start fucking her with it. I fuck her hard on her uni-student bed. I fuck her hard but she tells me to stop after a few seconds.
« I fucking love the sex but it’s 4 am and my legs are so tired i cant spread them out and i just know my roommate can hear everything i just feel so conscious about everything right now and- »

« hey you don’t have to worry », i interrupt.
And we hug and makeout for another 10 mins.



This left me perplexed however. Why did she want to stop having sex?
Was i fucking her wrong? Was my dick too big? Was she scared to orgasm?

I don’t know. This left me quite self-conscious and maybe even insecure.
I never thought that my penis (8 inches) could have been preventing me from the ultimate sexual experience. I now wish it was smaller. People with smaller penises are actually very lucky. I wish mine was average sized (7 inches) too.


Anyway.

She asked to see my Snapchat best friend list. I was kinda scared cus i had all kinds of hoes on there. So i said « ok, sure » : i had a plan.
I said « i need to sign in to my account first one sec, don’t look at my password » so i hid my phone from her, and quickly switched accounts to my old unused account.

I then show her my phone and go to my best friends list. It was 3 girls, 5 guys. One if the girls was my mom, which i told her.

She asked if she could add my mom on snap, and i said sure, knowing my mom is too retarded to know how to add her back anyway lol.

But the fact she cared to see if i was « clean » and that she added my mom on snap meant a lot to me. It’s the small things like that make me think « you know what i think i could actually date this girl once i break up with my gf ».
She also asked about my life, my friends, my family, my pets. I think she genuinely likes me.

I think I’m gonna date this girl, but she is quite fishy. She is ASD (autism) diagnosed but she honestly does not give off any signs of autism, at all.
She is just so hot to look at she makes my cock so fucking hard. I want her. I miss her. I’m on the bus home from her place. I cant wait to eat her pussy again. Fuck. I’m in love.


a lover boy thread by phenylpiracetam

dnrd

 

[Johan1]

Just got back from having sex with stacy in her accommodation.

She called me over when she saw my location at the library at 1 am.

Life is easy when you are confident.


Anyway, I am quite confused by her behaviour. She is always saying stuff like « idc if you kiss or fuck other girls, we’re not exclusive ».

I was like « okay but i wouldnt accept you kissing another guy, let alone fuck him. If you do, I’ll never put my dick anywhere near you again. Especially since we fuck raw. »

Then she said « well i kissed a guy on Thursday at the club while you were out in another club with your friends ».
I knew 100% she was lying, she was clearly trying to piss me off or try and tell me she’s hot shit or something.

I said « yeah well that just makes you sound like a whore, I’ll never present you to my mom ».

Seeing she clearly fucked up she came clean and said she didn’t kiss anyone and that she didn’t even go clubbing on Thursday she just said that to see if I’d react.

Anyway, don’t let these hoes get the reaction they want out of you. She was expecting me to go « wait really? No way omg I’m so sad now , I know you are really attractive and you can pull any man you want but please please i want you more than anyone else pwease don’t kiss strangers again ».

Don’t be a retard.


Anyway, i did act like a cuck today to be honest. I ate her pussy.
Yes, I’m not proud.


We were passionately making out beforehand, and i was brushing my hand over her pussy hidden by her panties. She was so fucking wet. Her panties were soaked.

I was whispering in her ear that i wanted to lick her pussy so bad and eat her out. She was moaning like a fucking freak and kept twitching as my fingers brushed her pussy, and she begged me to eat her pussy.

Anyway, as I go down on her, i slowly start licking and nibbling her inner thighs, which makes her go feral. She is already shaking in every direction before i even moved her panties to the side.

I get closer to her pussy and start biting down gently, while my hand is playing with her breasts. Seeing her revel in my touch turned me on. I start to accelerate, making sure my tongue engulfs her pussy, through her panties. She is going wild. Literally a seizure. Moaning, yelling under her breath, begging be to stop, while also pulling my face deeper into her vagina.
This goes on for a few more seconds, and she yells and immediately pulls herself out of under mouth.

She closes her legs, looks up, and gazes at me in awe: « how do you DO that? » .
No words, but a smile and a wink, and I get up close to her to cuddle.

She begs me to make out with her, saying that it’s so hot that my mouth tastes of her pussy.


put your dicks down you sad fucks. I didn’t write this so you could wank to it.


After, making out, i pull my cock out (8 inches) and I start fucking her with it. I fuck her hard on her uni-student bed. I fuck her hard but she tells me to stop after a few seconds.
« I fucking love the sex but it’s 4 am and my legs are so tired i cant spread them out and i just know my roommate can hear everything i just feel so conscious about everything right now and- »

« hey you don’t have to worry », i interrupt.
And we hug and makeout for another 10 mins.



This left me perplexed however. Why did she want to stop having sex?
Was i fucking her wrong? Was my dick too big? Was she scared to orgasm?

I don’t know. This left me quite self-conscious and maybe even insecure.
I never thought that my penis (8 inches) could have been preventing me from the ultimate sexual experience. I now wish it was smaller. People with smaller penises are actually very lucky. I wish mine was average sized (7 inches) too.


Anyway.

She asked to see my Snapchat best friend list. I was kinda scared cus i had all kinds of hoes on there. So i said « ok, sure » : i had a plan.
I said « i need to sign in to my account first one sec, don’t look at my password » so i hid my phone from her, and quickly switched accounts to my old unused account.

I then show her my phone and go to my best friends list. It was 3 girls, 5 guys. One if the girls was my mom, which i told her.

She asked if she could add my mom on snap, and i said sure, knowing my mom is too retarded to know how to add her back anyway lol.

But the fact she cared to see if i was « clean » and that she added my mom on snap meant a lot to me. It’s the small things like that make me think « you know what i think i could actually date this girl once i break up with my gf ».
She also asked about my life, my friends, my family, my pets. I think she genuinely likes me.

I think I’m gonna date this girl, but she is quite fishy. She is ASD (autism) diagnosed but she honestly does not give off any signs of autism, at all.
She is just so hot to look at she makes my cock so fucking hard. I want her. I miss her. I’m on the bus home from her place. I cant wait to eat her pussy again. Fuck. I’m in love.


a lover boy thread by phenylpiracetam

dnr + lying nigga

 

[diditeverbegin]

 

[20/04/2008]

Face reveal ???

 

[zinsa]

Life is easy when you are confident.

confidence is law. quite LITERALLY. so many think this is a joke