I had to lie about my kiss count.

[Deleted member 8608]

Today I was talking to a girl and she asked me how many girls I kissed, she said she kissed 3 guys, I had to made up that I kissed 2 girls, if I said the truth, which is 0, she would have stopped talking to me because I'm 20 and never kissed a girl. Now you get rejected even for never kissing a girl. It's OVER.

 

[Britishlooksmaxxer]

Oh god the attempt to mimic psl language to fit in hurts @Lev Peshkov is right ur an IT spy

 

[Deleted member 6538]

 

[Lev Peshkov]

Oh god the attempt to mimic psl language to fit in hurts @Lev Peshkov is right ur an IT spy

Ikr

 

[xdxdxnice1]

honestly say you are not sure how many girls you’ve kissed and say you are not counting

any NT above average looking guy has kissed so many girls he does not know the number

 

[xdxdxnice1]

She started acting strange when I said I kissed 2 girls

because it’s just as bad as saying 0. people who get with girls do not count how many girls they’ve kissed

 

[Deleted member 6856]

Being nt>kissless virgin

 

[xdxdxnice1]

How can this shit be so fucking brutal dude??? I don't know what to do anymore

unironically ur not even bad looking. u are just one of the biggest mentalcels on this website. yes you are not super good looking but with leanmaxx and skinmaxx you will be way above average

just fix ur fucking brain please

 

[xdxdxnice1]

Thanks bro haha, I know I'm fucked in the head

u are retardedly high inhib and you seem like you overthink everything

i’m not even sure what u can do for that. there are probably some drugs you could try

 

[Deleted member 7098]

who even keeps count of kisses?

 

[buckchadley31]

"Übermogger"

 

[Vidyacoper]

your posts are so annoying stfu u stupid fatty

 

[buckchadley31]

"Übermogger"

 

[xdxdxnice1]

I also have extreme social anxiety

have u got therapy for that or been to the doctors? they can give u actual drugs for that not self microdosing some random drug someone on a forum told you to do

 

[Vidyacoper]

Fatty now, I'll auschwitzmaxx and you'll praise my body

ur still ugly lol, stfu pig
why do u type like such a fucking idiot and so often, everytime i see ur stupid posts i want to just kill u

 

[Deleted member 3328]

Imagine having a kiss count

Incel trait

 

[Deleted member 2352]

Bro when I had 0 kisses I told the girl I fucked a new girl every week
Gotta improve that lying game man

 

[Deleted member 2352]

Is lyingmaxx legit? What if they get me?

They wont bro.
Even when I had my first kiss
I acted normal and nothing happened
Just lie dude
It helps
Not with everything though

 

[Deleted member 6400]

 

[Deleted member 6873]

any NT above average looking guy has kissed so many girls he does not know the number

0

 

[Ritalincell]

How can a foid only have 3 kiss count? at 20

 

[xdxdxnice1]

0

one day u will be the biggest slayer in NL

 

[xdxdxnice1]

I went to the psychologist but I tricked everything

low iq for not telling them the truth. get some serious help man

 

[Deleted member 6873]

one day u will be the biggest slayer in NL

Along with,
@DutchPrettyBoy he my nigga.
aren't you biggest slayer in UK already?

 

[Deleted member 7126]

I am in the same boat

 

[xdxdxnice1]

Along with,
@DutchPrettyBoy he my nigga.
aren't you biggest slayer in UK already?

I CAN CONFIRM I AM

 

[Deleted member 6873]

I CAN CONFIRM I AM

Isn't it filled with ugly slags tho?

 

[xdxdxnice1]

Unironically I'm high IQ tested

stop being a retard and don’t lie to ur doctor. get anti-anxiety meds, and live ur fucking life

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

Along with,
@DutchPrettyBoy he my nigga.
aren't you biggest slayer in UK already?

we'll slay together, side by side.

 

[xdxdxnice1]

Isn't it filled with ugly slags tho?

honestly there are so many ugly girls and british people are so fucking ugly it is unreal. but there are some high tier girls and those are the ones i try and go for.

but if i’m in the club, have failed to get a good girl, and it’s the end of the night...

 

[Deleted member 6873]

we'll slay together, side by side.

nice, can we double team your gf

jk habibi, i'd never

 

[Ritalincell]

She is 16, brutal

ah ok then it is normal. Kisscount doesn't mean shit tho

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

nice, can we double team your gf

jk habibi, i'd never

Maybe your mother wants to join as well

we do need to take some self bought and cut viagra beforehand though.

 

[Deleted member 6873]

Maybe your mother wants to join as well

we do need to take some self bought and cut viagra beforehand though.

just overdose on kamagra

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

just overdose on kamagra

no no, we'll start with 25 mg and then work up to 50

 

[AH1882]

I also have extreme social anxiety

That is so common these days, I hear it all the time. Speak to a doctor but dont take any medications . learn to beat it and "get out there"

 

[AH1882]

How can a foid only have 3 kiss count? at 20

She ment just that morning

 

[Deleted member 6305]

What a subhuman

 

[sytyl]

Just lie jfl

I've told a foid to her face that I was robbed at gunpoint when I was like 16 and said I just joked along with the guy robbing me just to have an interesting story and something to say and to seem cool.

 

[Deleted member 5683]

Just lie jfl

I've told a foid to her face that I was robbed at gunpoint when I was like 16 and said I just joked along with the guy robbing me just to have an interesting story and something to say and to seem cool.

Just lie about getting mogged mugged

 

[sytyl]

Just lie about getting mogged mugged

It's acceptable if I say I was super young. You can segway that convo into joking that you'd leave her if both of you get mugged at the same time.

It will make her laugh tbh, worked for me once.

 

[Deleted member 8064]

Just lie jfl

I've told a foid to her face that I was robbed at gunpoint when I was like 16 and said I just joked along with the guy robbing me just to have an interesting story and something to say and to seem cool.

that's NT as fuck ngl

 

[RODEBLUR]

Today I was talking to a girl and she asked me how many girls I kissed, she said she kissed 3 guys, I had to made up that I kissed 2 girls, if I said the truth, which is 0, she would have stopped talking to me because I'm 20 and never kissed a girl. Now you get rejected even for never kissing a girl. It's OVER.

You didn't ''have to'' do shit. I hate high inhib liars ngl

 

[Selfahate]

Cucked

 

[xdxdxnice1]

Just lie jfl

I've told a foid to her face that I was robbed at gunpoint when I was like 16 and said I just joked along with the guy robbing me just to have an interesting story and something to say and to seem cool.

top tier advice

the amount of lies i tell to girls to their face is hilarious. made up stories. bullshit information about myself. it really isn’t serious