I hate couples

[Muttcel foid killer]

I went to the movies yesterday and mall today and when I saw couples my inner monkey brain was telling me to attack them (in gta6) and I was taller than all the males in those couples so I felt confident I could chimp out and succeed but I then thought about the consequences so decided against

 

[HostSamurai]

You are tall. You have won in life.

 

[The Homelander]

real

 

[The Homelander]

You are tall. You have won in life.

how tall r u

 

[HostSamurai]

how tall r u

5'8 subhuman.

 

[Muttcel foid killer]

You are tall. You have won in life.

Meh wheres my gf

 

[Muttcel foid killer]

5'8 subhuman.

Over i was your height at 13

 

[The Homelander]

5'8 subhuman.

not bad at all
jfl
most athletes are ur height
in the ufc
soccer

 

[HostSamurai]

Over i was your height at 13

No need to remind me. Just pass me a rifle.

 

[HostSamurai]

not bad at all
jfl
most athletes are ur height
in the ufc
soccer

Shut the fuck up.

 

[Krisis]

5'8 subhuman.

That's not even short.

 

[vevcred2_0]

so sad kingfish

 

[HostSamurai]

That's not even short.

It is. Very short.

 

[Krisis]

It is. Very short.

Nah, average.

 

[The Homelander]

Shut the fuck up.

Fuck you nigger
I’m trying to cheer you up and you talk to me like that
Wow bro

 

[HostSamurai]

Nah, average.

Average is cope. Women want the best of the best. If you are under 6 foot, you are not a man, period. The other problem is having a small/average wanker. So double whammy for me. And then being ethnic.

 

[Muttcel foid killer]

It is. Very short.

Tbf 5'9 is average height in the US and most other countries outside of northern Europe

 

[Muttcel foid killer]

Average is cope. Women want the best of the best. If you are under 6 foot, you are not a man, period. The other problem is having a small/average wanker. So double whammy for me. And then being ethnic.

True

 

[HostSamurai]

Tbf 5'9 is average height in the US and most other countries outside of northern Europe

Average isn't good enough. Nobody respects the average man.

 

[The Homelander]

Average isn't good enough. Nobody respects the average man.

bro ur being too negative
5’8 isn’t bad at all im deadass

 

[Krisis]

Average is cope. Women want the best of the best. If you are under 6 foot, you are not a man, period. The other problem is having a small/average wanker. So double whammy for me. And then being ethnic.

You can't be above average in every conceivable sense, though. Everyone has flaws.

 

[HostSamurai]

bro ur being too negative
5’8 isn’t bad at all im deadass

How do you know?

 

[HostSamurai]

You can't be above average in every conceivable sense, though. Everyone has flaws.

Women will never love a man under 6 foot and/or with a small wanker.

 

[The Homelander]

How do you know?

I used to be 5’8 in puberty
Also statistically it’s the average height

 

[HostSamurai]

I used to be 5’8 in puberty
Also statistically it’s the average height

How is this supposed to help me? You make me want to jump in front of a car on the road.

 

[The Homelander]

How is this supposed to help me? You make me want to jump in front of a car on the road.

so what else do you want me to say
u want me to tell you to kill yourself?
over being average height
nigga cheer the fuck up

 

[HostSamurai]

so what else do you want me to say
u want me to tell you to kill yourself?
over being average height
nigga cheer the fuck up

Shut the fuck up you pig.

 

[The Homelander]

Shut the fuck up you pig.

It seems like you aren’t willing to help yourself
Not much I can do about that