Jack Black
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So I watched Jumanji: Welcome to the jungle again today getting ready for the release of Jumanji 2 hoping to watching it to see if Jack Black has changed his cash cowing ways. But upon watching it again I found it hard to focus on Jack Black despite him being the fattest thing I have ever seen walk this earth. I found myself just constantly looking at Dwayne Johnson with furious bloodthirsty rage.
From watching it only focusing on Dwayne I was able to realize more than when I had originally watched it, what I saw was that Dwayne Johnson is one of the most honor and glory seeking pieces of crap I have ever seen. I have never seen anyone so prideful.
Jack Black was honestly only casted in this movie because he is the fattest thing seen to date, only casted so the whole movie plot can be revolved about him having not seen his feet in 10 years and running into the jungle and getting lost after chasing an ice cream van. Your usually Jack Black movie of the past few years.
But what made me so mad was looking at how Dwayne Johnson acted in the movie, acting all tough constantly mogging Jack Black into the dirt, like as if Jack Black had a chance to mog him after being given a contract stating he had to eat 50 pounds of ice cream a day to play the role he was given?
I hate Dwayne Johnson, I hated him ever since I saw him in the Scorpion King which is just a terrible movie, I still watch it to this day just to laugh at him.
Like does Dwayne Johnson even care about other people? Would a nice human take up a role like this in a movie just to mog the fattest piece of crap to have ever walked this earth who would probably eat his children if he was really stranded in the jungle with them?
This is a stern warning to all Dwayne Johnson fans, on this forum, I hate you. I hate you and Dwayne Johnson and all his movies suck. If it wasn't for Jack Black being the literal fattest thing I have seen to date he would not look so good in this movie. He also looked better because they casted gigamanlet Kevin Hart to emphasize how tall Dwayne Johnson is.
If Dwayne Johnson was the kind man the media portrays him to be he wouldn't have taken this movie role, this movie is basically just gigachad mogging the fattest slob you have ever seen and a black man the size of a baby. No one who is kind and humble takes up a movie role like this, I hate Dwayne Johnson.
This is my favourite picture and movie scene of Dwayne Johnson. It reminds me without his muscular body and strength he is just a head, I could come and kick his head like a football.
TLDR: If you hate Dwayne Johnson please post bad stuff about him in this thread to lift my mood. DO NOT WORSHIP DWAYNE JOHNSON IN THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!
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