I hate my roomate with passion

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fuck his sister bro
 
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I hate my roommate so much man.

He's so fucking weird and autistic.

He talks to himself in the middle of the night, doesn't maintain basic hygiene, watches anime all day, always lying on the bed eating snacks.

Watches all his animes at a loud volume on top and keeps the lights switched on till 1 am.

I have decided I won't be in my room from now on.

I'll rot in the library, in my friends room or sit near the park benches like a vagabond but not with this guy.

I'll only come to my room to change clothes and sleep from now on.
I'll also come late at night to avoid talking to him at all costs.

My roomate is an utter subhuman.

He has no hobbies, no friends but is easily thr happiest guy I know.

He is free of any kind of stress or worries.

I always see him smiling and being happy in his own world.

While I'm here depriving myself of food for days to debloat this nigga spends his entire evening munching down on snacks.

He spends all his free time playing video games and watching anime.

He doesn't care about his studies or his career.

He just puts the bare minimum effort to pass all the tests and I'm on the other hand popping pills and doing multiple all nighters to do well.

I'm 24/7 stressed.

Always thinking about what to do, how I could be better, how I could talk to more girls, building social circle and rotting in thr gym.

I do all this yet every day when I lay down on my bed to sleep I am filled with regret for the things I could have done more to make my day even more productive.

I keep contemplating these thoughts for atleast an hour while this nigga is already asleep.

Low sentience is truly a blessing.
 
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I hate my roommate so much man.

He's so fucking weird and autistic.

He talks to himself in the middle of the night, doesn't maintain basic hygiene, watches anime all day, always lying on the bed eating snacks.

Watches all his animes at a loud volume on top and keeps the lights switched on till 1 am.

I have decided I won't be in my room from now on.

I'll rot in the library, in my friends room or sit near the park benches like a vagabond but not with this guy.

I'll only come to my room to change clothes and sleep from now on.
I'll also come late at night to avoid talking to him at all costs.

My roomate is an utter subhuman.

He has no hobbies, no friends but is easily thr happiest guy I know.

He is free of any kind of stress or worries.

I always see him smiling and being happy in his own world.

While I'm here depriving myself of food for days to debloat this nigga spends his entire evening munching down on snacks.

He spends all his free time playing video games and watching anime.

He doesn't care about his studies or his career.

He just puts the bare minimum effort to pass all the tests and I'm on the other hand popping pills and doing multiple all nighters to do well.

I'm 24/7 stressed.

Always thinking about what to do, how I could be better, how I could talk to more girls, building social circle and rotting in thr gym.

I do all this yet every day when I lay down on my bed to sleep I am filled with regret for the things I could have done more to make my day even more productive.

I keep contemplating these thoughts for atleast an hour while this nigga is already asleep.

Low sentience is truly a blessing.
All this is true. Fuck that nigga tbh
 
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I hate my roommate so much man.

He's so fucking weird and autistic.

He talks to himself in the middle of the night, doesn't maintain basic hygiene, watches anime all day, always lying on the bed eating snacks.

Watches all his animes at a loud volume on top and keeps the lights switched on till 1 am.

I have decided I won't be in my room from now on.

I'll rot in the library, in my friends room or sit near the park benches like a vagabond but not with this guy.

I'll only come to my room to change clothes and sleep from now on.
I'll also come late at night to avoid talking to him at all costs.

My roomate is an utter subhuman.

He has no hobbies, no friends but is easily thr happiest guy I know.

He is free of any kind of stress or worries.

I always see him smiling and being happy in his own world.

While I'm here depriving myself of food for days to debloat this nigga spends his entire evening munching down on snacks.

He spends all his free time playing video games and watching anime.

He doesn't care about his studies or his career.

He just puts the bare minimum effort to pass all the tests and I'm on the other hand popping pills and doing multiple all nighters to do well.

I'm 24/7 stressed.

Always thinking about what to do, how I could be better, how I could talk to more girls, building social circle and rotting in thr gym.

I do all this yet every day when I lay down on my bed to sleep I am filled with regret for the things I could have done more to make my day even more productive.

I keep contemplating these thoughts for atleast an hour while this nigga is already asleep.

Low sentience is truly a blessing.
 
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Sounds like a based guy
 
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everyone hates their roommate cause they just do things differently its not that serious unless it effects you greatly
I'll dm you a video and then maybe you'll understand my situation
 
ok I understand why you hate him :lul:
 
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Does he also rub your belly ?
 
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Did he insult Hexum?
 
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Ah hell nahh. That nigga annoying af
 
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Lmfaoo bro got his dirty feet on the walls facetiming his discord gf
 
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I hate my roommate so much man.

He's so fucking weird and autistic.

He talks to himself in the middle of the night, doesn't maintain basic hygiene, watches anime all day, always lying on the bed eating snacks.

Watches all his animes at a loud volume on top and keeps the lights switched on till 1 am.

I have decided I won't be in my room from now on.

I'll rot in the library, in my friends room or sit near the park benches like a vagabond but not with this guy.

I'll only come to my room to change clothes and sleep from now on.
I'll also come late at night to avoid talking to him at all costs.

My roomate is an utter subhuman.

He has no hobbies, no friends but is easily thr happiest guy I know.

He is free of any kind of stress or worries.

I always see him smiling and being happy in his own world.

While I'm here depriving myself of food for days to debloat this nigga spends his entire evening munching down on snacks.

He spends all his free time playing video games and watching anime.

He doesn't care about his studies or his career.

He just puts the bare minimum effort to pass all the tests and I'm on the other hand popping pills and doing multiple all nighters to do well.

I'm 24/7 stressed.

Always thinking about what to do, how I could be better, how I could talk to more girls, building social circle and rotting in thr gym.

I do all this yet every day when I lay down on my bed to sleep I am filled with regret for the things I could have done more to make my day even more productive.

I keep contemplating these thoughts for atleast an hour while this nigga is already asleep.

Low sentience is truly a blessing.
Whose the real smart one
 
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He's going to be arranged with a Stacy pajeeta soon while you moderate .org
 
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I hate my roommate so much man.

He's so fucking weird and autistic.

He talks to himself in the middle of the night, doesn't maintain basic hygiene, watches anime all day, always lying on the bed eating snacks.

Watches all his animes at a loud volume on top and keeps the lights switched on till 1 am.

I have decided I won't be in my room from now on.

I'll rot in the library, in my friends room or sit near the park benches like a vagabond but not with this guy.

I'll only come to my room to change clothes and sleep from now on.
I'll also come late at night to avoid talking to him at all costs.

My roomate is an utter subhuman.

He has no hobbies, no friends but is easily thr happiest guy I know.

He is free of any kind of stress or worries.

I always see him smiling and being happy in his own world.

While I'm here depriving myself of food for days to debloat this nigga spends his entire evening munching down on snacks.

He spends all his free time playing video games and watching anime.

He doesn't care about his studies or his career.

He just puts the bare minimum effort to pass all the tests and I'm on the other hand popping pills and doing multiple all nighters to do well.

I'm 24/7 stressed.

Always thinking about what to do, how I could be better, how I could talk to more girls, building social circle and rotting in thr gym.

I do all this yet every day when I lay down on my bed to sleep I am filled with regret for the things I could have done more to make my day even more productive.

I keep contemplating these thoughts for atleast an hour while this nigga is already asleep.

Low sentience is truly a blessing.
Read this btw

absolute goblin
 
The dude seems very happy hahahahahaha I think the key is high body fat and autism
 
Invite him over to do the Train Challenge in India
 
Jfl if you think he can get a gf. He's watching anime. Ugly ass nigga
Screenshot 2024 01 15 at 000927

 
I hate my roommate so much man.

He's so fucking weird and autistic.

He talks to himself in the middle of the night, doesn't maintain basic hygiene, watches anime all day, always lying on the bed eating snacks.

Watches all his animes at a loud volume on top and keeps the lights switched on till 1 am.

I have decided I won't be in my room from now on.

I'll rot in the library, in my friends room or sit near the park benches like a vagabond but not with this guy.

I'll only come to my room to change clothes and sleep from now on.
I'll also come late at night to avoid talking to him at all costs.

My roomate is an utter subhuman.

He has no hobbies, no friends but is easily thr happiest guy I know.

He is free of any kind of stress or worries.

I always see him smiling and being happy in his own world.

While I'm here depriving myself of food for days to debloat this nigga spends his entire evening munching down on snacks.

He spends all his free time playing video games and watching anime.

He doesn't care about his studies or his career.

He just puts the bare minimum effort to pass all the tests and I'm on the other hand popping pills and doing multiple all nighters to do well.

I'm 24/7 stressed.

Always thinking about what to do, how I could be better, how I could talk to more girls, building social circle and rotting in thr gym.

I do all this yet every day when I lay down on my bed to sleep I am filled with regret for the things I could have done more to make my day even more productive.

I keep contemplating these thoughts for atleast an hour while this nigga is already asleep.

Low sentience is truly a blessing.
He got blessed with autism and IQ prodigy, fast murder him with fluoxetine od before its too late
 
@Debetro change of plans i js got an amazing idea u should infect him with hiv/aids, get blood of some1 who is infected with it and inject it into him
 
bro you didn't tell the class. give us a short summary.
Have seen a video of him sperging out in bed making weird noses watching some anime making weird af noises
 
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I wouldn't have a roomate at these times
99% of normies are gays in denial and time will confirm this
 

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