I hate my roommate

[fauxfox]

God I fucking hate this dude so much man

This nigga literally ran and got as much food as he could carry at like 9am and ran back to the dorm room immediately and hasn't left it since, apart from running to go piss (and not washing his hands).

Do I just tell him I need time to jack off? Like holy fuck man not a single hour of alone time he's been doing this same routine for maybe a week now. Just grabs an absurd amount of food so he never has to leave the dorm. I usually did the deed when he went to eat but now ai can't.

I'M GOING CRAZY NOT JOKING HOLY FUCK I WANT TO PUNCH THIS NIGGA IN HIS STUPID ASS FLAT RECESSED PANFACED HOLY FUCK I NEED ALONE TIME.

I tried jerking it in the bathroom but I felt like it was too obvious. Plus I need to hold my phone is to watch the video it's just so fucking awkward man.

 

[BearBoy]

Just hit him on the head with a beer bottle and then jack off really quick

 

[fauxfox]

Just hit him on the head with a beer bottle and then jack off really quick

It might come to this ngl. So much rage and energy piling up I feel so antsy and easy to anger I want to fistfight someone right now it's weird I NEED TO RELEASE

 

[BearBoy]

It might come to this ngl. So much rage and energy piling up I feel so antsy and easy to anger I want to fistfight someone right now it's weird I NEED TO RELEASE

I have a good idea.

Dress him up as a woman and then fuck him after you hit him with a beer bottle.

 

[fauxfox]

I have a good idea.

Dress him up as a woman and then fuck him after you hit him with a beer bottle.

He's like 5'2 and Asian lol but not what you imagine. Legit completely flat maxilla pan face tiny eyes huge head and bulbous nose with acne. So no, gross. I want to punch the air out of this dude for not having any sense of common decency. Not only this but he eats like a disgusting pig, this issue is worse though imo I think I'm going to tell him I need like an hour alone in the room every now and then and that I never get any privacy.

He's borrowing my USB wifi adapter so maybe I threaten to take it back if he doesn't give me alone time?

 

[BearBoy]

He's like 5'2 and Asian lol but not what you imagine. Legit completely flat maxilla pan face tiny eyes huge head and bulbous nose with acne. So no, gross. I want to punch the air out of this dude for not having any sense of common decency. Not only this but he eats like a disgusting pig, this issue is worse though imo I think I'm going to tell him I need like an hour alone in the room every now and then and that I never get any privacy.

He's borrowing my USB wifi adapter so maybe I threaten to take it back if he doesn't give me alone time?

If he was my roommate he would be massaging my feet everyday and doing everything I say

 

[Deleted member 17872]

He's Asian

No wonder u hate him, racist

 

[fauxfox]

If he was my roommate he would be massaging my feet everyday and doing everything I say

He's definitely not someone I want massaging my feet tbh. I'd rather he just not exist and I have the room alone. Do I just tell him he gives me no time to jack off and at a certain point I will just jack off in the room every if he's there?

 

[Deleted member 19174]

I have a similar roommate situation, so I just jerk off in the bathroom. I run the shower so nobody can hear anything.

 

[fauxfox]

I have a similar roommate situation, so I just jerk off in the bathroom. I run the shower so nobody can hear anything.

Yeah I might do this. It's a public bathroom. Toilet stall is a bit too small to jack off in
Thing is I want to watch video so idk I guess I turn on one shower and do it in the other.

Would it be too much to tell him I need time to do it? This dude permanently talks to himself under his breath and loudly says random shit every now and then and I want to slap him man wtf is this bullshit.

 

[Deleted member 21712]

wtf dude stop listening to these people who tells you that it's ok to have flatmates after you're 30 years old, stop embarrasing yourself and get your own place

 

[fauxfox]

wtf dude stop listening to these people who tells you that it's ok to have flatmates after you're 30 years old, stop embarrasing yourself and get your own place

Sorry I didn't make it clear but I'm in college and 21. If I was renting I would never have a roommate. I prefer my personal space.

 

[RAITEIII]

Hes got his right lol you're not right sorry.